Blood...Blood Everywhere Ft. Ben Collins
Added 2024-05-11 19:47:43 +0000 UTCBen Collins is back to talk about his journey to become the new CEO of The Onion. We talk some Onion history and what the future of the publication might look like.
Give The Onion $1 here or Ben will take it down forever:
https://www.theonion.com/give-us-1-or-the-onion-disappears-forever-1851436787
Follow Ben at https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__
Comments
Amazing meisner exercise at the end
Ben Ferber
2024-05-17 01:33:27 +0000 UTCHearing that passers by were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
brodie
2024-05-16 14:45:52 +0000 UTCI was questioning why I listened to the whole damn thing but then it perfectly transitioned to the somethingawful episode and I smiled
Tony
2024-05-14 22:45:33 +0000 UTCThe end of this episode is putting me in a hypnotic trance
Kyle
2024-05-14 13:43:41 +0000 UTCNeed an “insane homie” level on patreon to help the kabuki crew become Twitter ceos
Carli
2024-05-14 13:20:14 +0000 UTCI knew listening to this in bed and falling asleep would come back to haunt me with unusual amounts of blood—oh god, make it stop.
Lexer Daniel
2024-05-13 03:02:43 +0000 UTCParenting tip 2: Listen to the entirety of this because if you're preparing bottles for your baby, you do not want to pause as you would have to wash your hands again.
Maurine Crouch
2024-05-12 11:04:08 +0000 UTCParenting tip: play this on repeat to your developing fetal child
JHeubs
2024-05-11 21:25:22 +0000 UTCTHIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
MutatedWisdom
2024-05-11 20:24:38 +0000 UTCyou know what maybe i dont need ot listen to this one
Lain of the Wired
2024-05-11 20:03:29 +0000 UTCPassersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Birdie Whack
2024-05-11 19:53:25 +0000 UTC
