[Verse]
My friend Scarlett's got a new job
Lately her main hobby is in making pipe bombs
I asked her if there was something up
She said her ex is a stalker and her boss is a cuck
[Pre-Chorus]
She said she tried to be a good girl
And tried to live in the big-world
But now she's had enough
[Chorus]
Scarlett's gone postal
And the apocalypse is here
Scarlett's been drinking
And causing cancer with her pretty little mouth
Scarlett's gone post-
Scarlett's gone post-
[Post-Chorus]
(Gone post-)
She's muttering in Latin out loud
But all around everyone knows
[Verse 2]
My friend Scarlett never meant harm
But then her dear diary got nuclear codes
She got in a car with some guys who were patched-out
Now she hangs with ex-soldiers and gunners for hire
[Pre-Chorus]
She tried to be a good soul
Free from the good and from the evil
But what does it matter now (Oh)
[Chorus]
Scarlett's gone postal
And the apocalypse is already begun (It was here)
Scarlett's been drinking
Parched from pushing pawns around the chessboard now
Scarlett's gone post-
Scarlett's gone post-
[Post-Chorus]
(Gone post-)
She knows how her story goes
What's left for someone who knows?Oh
You didn't have to lean in so close
You can put your blouse back on
I'll drive you back after this song
Oh
I'll call you a cab
(I'm sure they have some food in Hell)
(Do they have One Direction in Hell?)
[Chorus]
If I were a boy
You'd probably be the girl that I dreamed of
But it's true
In another life
This wouldn't be impolite
But I
I really wish you'd leave the lights on
Ooh
You really caught me off guard this time
In another life
I would've been just ecstatic about the thought