Lyris
[Verse]
There's something wrong with my bedroom
The lights dim and turn red
A bonfire's starting by itself
And a demon is laying in my bed
She stretches like a cat
And she says
"I've never seen (I've never seen)
A boy like you before
Hope you don't mind if I take off my bra"
I told her I was saving myself tonight (ooh)
She thought it was one of those pickup lines
But really
How do I tell her to close her thighs
'Cause I have an early morning Zoom call tomorrow (a Zoom call tomorrow)
[Chorus]
If I were a boy
You'd probably be the girl that I dreamed of
But it's true (It's true)
Maybe if I were a boy
This wouldn't be impolite
But it's true
[Verse]
She walks past me into the study
Looks around; there's not a clock in sight (sight)
And she says
"What's it like to always know what time it is?
Why would you wanna be anywhere in life?"
[Chorus]
If I were a boy
You'd probably be the girl that I dreamed of
But it's true
In another life
This wouldn't be impolite
But I
I really wish you'd leave the lights on
Ooh
You really caught me off guard this time
In another life
I would've been just ecstatic about the thought
[Verse]
Oh
You didn't have to lean in so close
You can put your blouse back on
I'll drive you back after this song
Oh
I'll call you a cab
(I'm sure they have some food in Hell)
(Do they have One Direction in Hell?)
[Chorus]
If I were a boy
You'd probably be the girl that I dreamed of
But it's true
In another life
This wouldn't be impolite
But I
I really wish you'd leave the lights on
Ooh
You really caught me off guard this time
In another life
I would've been just ecstatic about the thought