Hoo, Nilly.

So, this is a fun one I’ve been sitting on for a while. There will be many posts to come detailing such things, but in short, I have grown recently.

(Ed. Note: To be sure, and this is IMPORTANT: this is NOT how I look at present. Nowhere close! This is a piece of clever Photoshopping done by a fan. (I do understand that the “base image” came from Macromastia Dreams, here on Patreon; should that individual request the removal of this pic, i will happily oblige. In the meantime, as a person who is all about big boob positivity, I’ll only say, check out their work!)

Right. So, this pic was a sort of dream/goal thing, and frankly, I found it flattering. The idea? “With any luck, this is what you’ll look like when Christmas 2025 rolls around!”

I think this projection may be just a bit too optimistic on behalf of this fan. Which is probably for the best. These days, and I probably need to get around to really establishing a solid number (as cup sizes don’t really matter when you’re this far in the alphabet), I’m lugging around about 30 pounds of boob. That’s a lifestyle adjustment all on its own; I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the notion of 300 pounds.

Which is what I imagine, give or take, is represented in this image. Hoo-Nilly, indeed.

Though I will confess. If I had a give-a-little-take-a-little monkey’s paw dealio going on?

I’m good with my current size. But there’s… It’s like, it would be great to spend one day per week with my old C cups. And in exchange? I could totally be down with spending one day a week with the types of honkers depicted above. I’ll have to talk about that at greater length. Perhaps in the Daily Heather tier (which I’m finally getting off the ground, but actions speak louder than words, blahblah, so keep an eye, as my enthusiasm has returned to me, and I love, love, love those of you who have been patient enough to stick around).

And the other five days? Just ol’ me, and Nat, and Olga, business per usual.

I could totally make do with one day a week like this. Snacks, taken care of. Laptop at the ready. I do need to catch up with Severence and Silo, and it’s been agree since I sat down with Community. Me and the girls could pass the time.