Short Rest: Ep. 41: Attack at the Tower
Added 2018-11-29 08:54:20 +0000 UTC
Check out NaDDPod's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Episode 41: Attack at the Tower.
Coming in late, but penis size came up in one of my sessions. It was a d12 + spellcasting modifier + proficiency (if PC canonically had sex). Total was divided by 2, and girth was just a d8 😂. Tiny PC rolled huge, and had disadvantage on CON saves if he was horny
Socorro Buerk
2025-09-23 13:29:28 +0000 UTC
I’m convinced they only half listen to most of the stuff Murph says.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-09-06 03:15:50 +0000 UTC
The giant also missed on the second attack and Balnor made his death save after, so it would have only been 2 fails before he was healed.
Adam Kepper
2024-11-20 13:17:03 +0000 UTC
So Jake does have a little experience with DMing
Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard
2024-10-14 01:15:50 +0000 UTC
Very curious weather Murph was aware of Coup De Gras rule at the time they played this session. RaW Balnore should have been 100% dead if he got attacked twice while unconscious. I'd love to know if this was Murph not knowing rules as well in the early days or if this was a bit of a fudge of the rules to set the tone of the current combat after the absolutely unhinged previous episode and start of this episode.
Cooper Erikson
2024-09-09 23:08:03 +0000 UTC
I'm surprised you made it past Dragon Pussy then.
Cooper Erikson
2024-09-09 23:03:27 +0000 UTC
The way Murph says “you too penis” in the episode he actually sounds so sad. Its an all time Naddpod moment
Colin Kilzer
2024-07-27 02:54:19 +0000 UTC
The grinch entered the Naddverse
Colin Kilzer
2024-07-27 02:47:05 +0000 UTC
Yaaa he's still alive here?
Austin Wiggin
2024-07-10 16:39:47 +0000 UTC
The birth place of The Grinch obsession was this episode. We’ve come so far
CommodoreBlue
2024-07-09 17:21:03 +0000 UTC
This comment aged so poorly 🤣
CommodoreBlue
2024-07-09 17:20:08 +0000 UTC
I'm re-listening to the episodes and came across your comment. Did you ever get this project across?
Eduardo
2024-04-05 23:45:51 +0000 UTC
This episode solidifies the band of boobs as at best a neutral party. The Watchman wasn't harming anyone, just existing in war-torn land. Certainly didn't deserve to die. Then they murdered this hill giant in cold blood. They should've killed him as soon they learned what his intentions were, but instead they befriended and traveled with him.
Justin Murphy
2024-02-22 22:55:55 +0000 UTC
Joining a little bit late but I just wanted to say that I burned through campaign one and campaign two in two months; enjoyed them so much I'm listening again but this time with short rest. Tysm! On to campaign three.
curlyfriesanddnd
2024-01-29 13:27:32 +0000 UTC
Yooooo, main session discusses Ultrus! Roll on C3 <3
Proopypants
2023-10-03 13:36:10 +0000 UTC
Because of this I rolled for my character’s dick size and found out he’s absolutely hung so thank you
mhj.fiens
2022-04-01 06:26:15 +0000 UTC
Or in Hardwon's case a d8 plus performance
meeemster
2022-03-30 18:19:55 +0000 UTC
Agreed, and it's the gorilla that has the smallest penis to body ratio.
meeemster
2022-03-30 18:16:01 +0000 UTC
The 2 Crew showing mad prejudice to Gnomes and Giants
Kristof Wakoli
2021-05-28 21:36:17 +0000 UTC
Maybe a d8+prof?
Harry Stout
2021-03-03 02:20:30 +0000 UTC
It needs a higher variance
Good Guy Josh
2021-03-02 01:02:24 +0000 UTC
Late reply but the average would be 7+Con and Jake says he has a +6 in this one...
Harry Stout
2021-03-02 00:58:36 +0000 UTC
I think the proper way to roll for human dick size is 2d6 +con mod.
Good Guy Josh
2020-03-10 23:36:57 +0000 UTC
I feel bad mentioning this book at all, but FATAL is a system that has *disturbingly* complex rules for genitalia. I mean, if you ever need to roll for "anal circumference" ...that's got ya.
Matthew Nardozza
2018-12-12 03:08:55 +0000 UTC
Nah, you need to talk about the whelk. Who's penis is FEET long.
Matthew Nardozza
2018-12-12 03:07:24 +0000 UTC
I think it was perfect baby bear amount of Grinch.
Liked how the veteran shut it down after the fight. Was hilarious for that battle, doesn't have to be a running thing. Love the in the moment goofs!
Dave Consolazio
2018-12-08 23:05:44 +0000 UTC
I actually want more Grinch.
Consensus G
2018-12-07 21:36:15 +0000 UTC
Guys, the episode was fine, but maybe the Grinch goofs were... A bit too much. I mean, in Trynivale it would be ok but in Bahumia felt... Hmh, uncomfortable. It's not that I don't like goofs, but still. I'm waiting for the next episode!
Gabriel Araya Ortega
2018-12-03 01:58:37 +0000 UTC
I'm not a renaissance painter but I DO use oil paints, and if anyone good at sketching wants to collab, I would 100% render a dramatic battle scene in oils for the band of boobs
Drew
2018-12-01 08:34:52 +0000 UTC
In reference to the end of the main episode about sending you guys stuff: do you accept food items? I want to send something like cookies or brownies (not the magic kind) for the holidays, but only if you’re cool with it.
Elizabeth Lees
2018-11-30 21:14:59 +0000 UTC
When the BoB discusses Balnor's WW1 origins, do you think Murph does one of Balnor's thousand-yard-stares?
PJ
2018-11-30 21:11:56 +0000 UTC
I would buy that shirt. 👍🏻
Elizabeth Lees
2018-11-30 21:10:08 +0000 UTC
New fan theory: Balnor is future Murph
S Koster
2018-11-30 13:09:14 +0000 UTC
True
Emily
2018-11-30 08:03:06 +0000 UTC
Been a while since there's been a roll for horniness.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2018-11-30 07:20:06 +0000 UTC
Been a while since there been a roll for horniness.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2018-11-30 07:19:41 +0000 UTC
Hardwon Hugehog
Jordan Grant
2018-11-30 03:28:00 +0000 UTC
back to the roots, lets get more crude rolls.
zach orion miller
2018-11-30 01:06:26 +0000 UTC
All I want for Crickmas is a "Fuck You. I Love You. Eat A Rat." Frostwind T-shirt
Stephano
2018-11-29 21:50:00 +0000 UTC
I would like to point out that you discussed giant dragon vaginas and cocks before you actually started playing.
jacket22
2018-11-29 21:26:58 +0000 UTC
Loved hearing about your cousins playing D&D! Reminded me a lot of this series: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52NJTUDokyk&t=1542s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52NJTUDokyk&t=1542s</a>
Jackson Brown
2018-11-29 20:56:57 +0000 UTC
You guys should get Jake's cousin who had all the books on the show for an episode!!!
Robert Mukwaodayin
2018-11-29 20:52:05 +0000 UTC
"This is some wholesome shit" LOL
Ajay Avilla
2018-11-29 19:13:21 +0000 UTC
I think whales have the biggest penis but compared to length there's a shrimp that has penis about twice it's body length
Charles Kett
2018-11-29 18:29:56 +0000 UTC
at the end of the day I love nothing more than to kick off my boots, lean back, and rest my head on a hill giant spleen.
Loosh from CT
2018-11-29 18:22:10 +0000 UTC
Can we please get 200 episodes for Christmas Daddy Murphy? All I want for Christmas is #NADDPOD
Connor Proudfoot
2018-11-29 13:48:26 +0000 UTC