Update: April 2025

TL;DR

-SAOA 19 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 80%
-MHAA 5 Dialogue/Footage Layout: 71%
-MHAA 6 Scripting: 85%
-FruBA 1: Free from copyright jail on YouTube!
-Welcome our new SWoverlord, Spencer!

L;R

Okay!

NOW it's Easter! Fuck. But we're still angry about this! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN... No... No, we're not gonna do this again. Goddamn witch fuckery.

You know what else we should be celebrating? Specifically today? Why it's International Beaver Day! From the mightiest pharoah, to the lowest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good beave? As 3/5ths of SWE be Canadians (and 2/5ths desperately wish they were), we proudly stan the mighty beaver, the national symbol of Canada, in all of its moist glory! Never has there been such an industrious beast, with the strength AND flexibility to bring us to our knees in worship of that hairy fella.

Speaking of hairy fellas, we've got some excellent news! As of the other day, Spencer is officially working for Something Witty full-time, and the fifth member of our team! Henceforth, he shall be lead editor on FruBA. We love the work that RedBeast did on episode 1, but unfortunately, due to his other work commitments, he'll be unable to dedicate himself to future episodes. But never fear! We'll still be hitting him up for the odd effect that only his mad genius can produce. You saw what he did. It's out of copyright jail now. He's a wild bitch.

Much like the majestic beaver!!! They can recognize their kin by scent alone, you know. And their anal glands can be used to make vanilla! Truly remarkable.

Much like the job Spencer will do on FruBA! NAILING these segues.

MUCH LIKE WE'RE NAILING THESE BEAVERS! That's right! We were talking about vagina's the whole time! Vagina Appreciation Day is ALSO this month! April 23rd, bois! Mark your calendars! Preesh that beave!

But yes, we're very happy to have Spencer on board. We're genuinely still so shocked and grateful that ANY of us get to do this full-time, but the fact that we now have THREE full-time members, plus two part-timers, is INSANE! Thank you all so much for your continued love and support. We also understand that we have three ongoing shows at this point, and we're going to do our best to make sure all of them get made in a reasonable amount of time without sacrificing the quality and attention to detail that you've come to expect from us. Luckily, we've also gathered a lot of talented contacts over the years for odd contract jobs, which has helped get SWE running like a well-oiled machine.

MUCHLIKETHEMIGHTYBEAVER! Who tirelessly builds dams to shelter its family and drown its enemies! Really the perfect creature and euphemism for genitalia.

As for the usual bidness, bidness continues as usual. Writing and editing continue apace, and we shall hopefully return to SWE&D this Friday. Spencer's still stuck here in Canada, but we've jury-rigged a solution that should (once again, hopefully) gitter dun.

So, in summation, vagina's are pretty great. We should do our damnedest to appreciate them every day, and not just on April 23rd. Sidebar, y'all know Japan has a legit boner festival? Shit's WILD.

Love,
The assorted SWEnises and PusSWEs of Something Witty
Preesh your gens, fam!