Update: January/February 2025
Added 2025-01-30 04:41:45 +0000 UTCTL;DR
-SUPER SPECIAL SECRET PROJECT EPISODE PREMIERE FRIDAY~
-SAOA 18 Bloopies: Done and on Patreon!
-SAOA 19 Editing: 12%
-MHAA 5 Editing: 35%
-MHAA 6 Scripting: 35%
L;R
A happy and glorious New Year, you slut-guzzling cum lords!!!
It's 2025! How the heck did that happen! Time is soup! A rich gumbo of unending horror, failed dreams, and occasional bowling nights that you really don't feel like going to but your manager Dale from work set it up and you're already not on the "best of terms" to put it mildly so you really don't wanna pull on that thread and plus Janice from accounting seems really excited about it and you know she hasn't been able to get out much since she had her kids and socializing with other adults in really important for one's mental health and she's always been really nice bringing snacks for the office and you'd probably feel kinda guilty eating her sick-ass cupcakes if you bailed on bowling and you would literally murder a family of ducks before you'd let anything diminish the transcendent moment when you slam those exquisite sugar mounds straight into your eager gullet because you know that they're the product of the expert craftmanship of a hardworking wife and mother GOD Jim better appreciate her Jim is her husband by the way I've only seen them together a few times and they seem happy enough but you never really know what goes on behind closed doors not that I'm implying anything I'm just saying you never know but I'm also not NOT saying it like I could imagine Jim doing something objectionable like he's got that vibe you know like it's not even anything specific I could point to there's just probably like a red flag there somewhere you know?
So, SAOA 19's coming along quite nicely. There have been some slight growing pains as Matty gets used to editing with DaVinci Resolve, but thankfully there are enough similarities to Premiere Pro that he's moving past them quickly, and is very excited to dig into what it's capable of! He's doing a great job and we all love how it's looking so far.
As for MHAA 5, Carrie's finished laying out three of nine scenes and she's already sent those off to Spencer for lip flapping as she moves on to scene four. There's some really fun visual edits in this one, as well as new cast members, that we're so excited to inflict upon you XD
Now for the REALLY big news! I just heard that Janice and Jim are going to marriage counseling. Obviously, I hope they can work things out, but I don't know. When I heard about it I got this weird sense of joy. Like, what's that about? Makes me think...
Oh right! Fuck! The ACTUAL big news! We've been working on a secret thing in our downtime since... 2019? Jesus. Fuckin' time gumbo. Anyway, we've been quietly working on it for a long time, and it's FINALLY ready to show off. Carrie is forcing us to do this and is practically FROTHING with anticipation. Make of that what you will~
The preview's gonna go live on YouTube on January 31st at 1PM PST, then we'll be showing the FULL episode on Twitch after SWE&D, so roughly 6PM or so. And of course, it will also be available on our Patreon the same day. In case you're curious, yes, it has already been taken to copyright jail. Should be out in a month or so. Three weeks with good behavior. WE'RE SO EXCITED, Y'ALL! SEE YOU IN STREAM!!!
By the way, I've been tailing Jim for a couple weeks now. Nothing weird, just to make sure he's treating Janice like the goddess she is, and I gotta tell ya, that man's been up to some pretty sketch shit. You wouldn't believe the kinds of places I caught him going. What do you need at Home Depot, Jim! You've already got a home! With a beautiful family! Disgraceful. I bet he's the one that's been impersonating us on Facebook lately. Best be on the lookout for that. We stopped using Facebook years ago, so if anyone on there claims to be us, it's probably fucking Jim.
...
Do y'all think I might like Janice?
I mean, that's crazy right? She's a married woman. But like, when she's around, I do get light-headed, and my throat starts to close up. Granted, that's because of the peanut butter squares she made for everyone, but how could I let something as silly as a life-threatening allergy keep me from partaking in the ambrosia that is the baking of that absolute angel who graces us mortals with her oh fuck I'm in love with Janice...
Do you think she knows?! Has it been obvious to everyone but me this whole time?! Oh god, I can never tell her. It'd just cause problems for her and her family. I don't want to be the reason her kids grow up in a broken home! But... what if we're truly destined for each other? What if we're soulmates who just met each other at the wrong time?! I really think I could make her happy...
You know what? I talked myself into it. I'm gonna bet it all on love! I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kill Jim.
Wish me luck, everyone! Happy New Years, and happy Valentine's Day when it cums!
Love,
Something Witty
Comments
For context I’m blind so I have voice over on my phone for reading. I was not ready to hear Siri say I’m gonna kill Jim.
Ruby Muller
2025-02-01 04:04:54 +0000 UTCThese updates give me life!
Artur Artborg
2025-01-30 16:18:24 +0000 UTCAh another wild story. A new project sounds neat, hopefully Macross.
ImperatorTempus
2025-01-30 13:16:27 +0000 UTCWhen Jim met Janice: A Love Story Jim was from "that side of town." You know the place, where "the wrong side of the tracks" meets "gerrymandering" meets "publicly funded, incomplete, urbanization efforts" meets... It was a bad place, alright. Janice was from the side of town that ignored Jim's side of town. You get the jist... You think Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" was about Christie Brinkley? Think again, it was Janice! Only Janice's parents knew better than to get her involved with some sing-songy upstart like Billy, who has to pick Christie instead! Billy and Jim used to be childhood friends, you know... Anyway, with Janice's family pushing Billy aside, Jim finally took his shot, bagging a 14-pt buck right on Janice's Dad's back 40 acres. Eustace was all sorts of pissed and impressed, lemme tell ya. Oh, Eustace? That's Janice's Great Uncle who raised her like his own, the aforementioned "father." Tragic story, really... Janice will never look at gumball machines the same way again.... So Jim had started a promising career in manufacturing and showed an aptitude for innovation Eustace blessed his request for Janice's hand, assuming that his innovation also meant a college degree, which was absolutely wrong Janice was in love with Brenda, the town baker's daughter, but that love was unrequited... Brenda was too busy hooking up with Eddie... Janice learned to bake pastries as a quiet homage to her lost love... All of that to say, Jim loves Janice. He provides her with the best life he can, but he knows she doesn't love him the way he loves her. She wouldn't know how to run a bakery as a business if she opened one herself so she's afraid to leave Jim and tries to be a dutiful wife It's not a perfect life, but it's theirs. They're both trying, and they rarely fight. Just isn't what they wanted in life...
Douglas
2025-01-30 12:58:58 +0000 UTCNow I heard Jim goes to this place called "day care" to pick up his "kids", pretty sketch but he his alone when doing that so that's the best time to strike because he seems so happy about something like meeting family (probably hookers), that he is oblivious to all surroundings
Iano_DM
2025-01-30 12:39:12 +0000 UTCYet we know in our heart of hearts we want it so badly like Janice and her sweet cupcakes
Iano_DM
2025-01-30 12:37:14 +0000 UTCI am not sure which one of you needs to hear this, but Janice isn't worth it. Just fuck Katie in sales like everyone else. If you are lonely maybe consider dating Angela from Starbucks, swing shift not morning shift, you know the one that paints her nails on each hand a different color and the ring finger the same as the other hand and dyes her hair a different color every month. She is good people, with a promising tiktok career developing. Edit: I just saw what Jim posted on twitter. Go ahead fascists don't deserve peanut brittles.
Nalk
2025-01-30 08:06:27 +0000 UTCGod I fuckin love crackin open a SWE update post. It's like goin on a new roller coaster, but with more screamin and likely more murder
ShadOtrett
2025-01-30 07:15:55 +0000 UTCWait... don't kill Jim. He is the only thing holding the eldritch being that is Janice in check. You have been affected by her glamour, for she knows if Jim dies she will be free to unleash her sugary horror on the world. RESIST THE GLAMOUR!
david samuels
2025-01-30 06:22:19 +0000 UTCI jest
Jonathon Gillard
2025-01-30 06:00:07 +0000 UTCSmartphone 2...
Jonathon Gillard
2025-01-30 05:59:53 +0000 UTCBest of luck with Janice, Sweebes. Remember not to leave evidence, and plant endangered plants over the body so it's illegal to dig him up.
electrosymphonic
2025-01-30 05:12:02 +0000 UTCNow for the weather. Jim?
Kevin Neely
2025-01-30 04:47:46 +0000 UTC
