AOT Rays Of Heaven Ch 1 : Hellish Heaven

Before starting the chapter, remember this is just a story and the first chapter would be a little controversial for a few people so please read it just like that, a funny story and don't get offended. 

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I found myself in the most beautiful place in the world. Well, this place is not in the world to be exact as I am currently in heaven.

I saw some beautiful angels there picking fruits, surprisingly they are apples. And considering just how much trouble that fruit has caused, it's really funny angels eating the juicy apples of this place with chow.

A sigh appeared on my face after seeing how so many angels were around, all of them more beautiful and dazzling than the best girl with the best makeup artist and Photoshop edit in my previous world. 

They are literally heavenly beauties, and so much so my heart pains me to say this, even the men are like that. Fucking traps all of them.

And this is another very annoying fact about this fucking place, I can’t lie, not even to myself and that annoying as hell. At least give me the option to be delusional enough for me to think that I am not getting hard by those traps.

Not like I can get hard enough, why you might ask. Because it's gone. They took it when I decided to enter this place, and the worst part was there was no documentation about me losing my cock before I agree to come here.

But I don’t care anymore. What is the point of having my cock when I can’t use it, I don’t need to pee and you will be an idiot to think that I will get some action in heaven.

Those Angels I talk about, are nothing but robots, they don’t have human emotions, and they are nothing but pretty dolls.

Hell, they don’t even talk with me, they just smile and give me food and drink from time to time. 

I curse the day I decided to choose heaven over hell, being cooked in a pot with hellish flames now sounds better if a sexy succubus is doing it, at least I will die while my cock is inside her.

Well I am already dead so I can’t die but you guys understand my feelings right. 

Life although pretty comfortable here, is also very boring. Nothing to entertain me here. So I decided to go back to my memory lane again.

I might have done this thousands of times or maybe even more as I can confidently tell that I have been here in this place for over a few years.

Everything I think about it reminds me of my past life, if I am dead, it could be just that I am in a coma. But Nah, I doubt it, I can’t believe that even my Imagination can create this kind of beautiful-looking angels. 

I started my normal time-passing game by imagining myself as a protagonist of a previously seen anime or something.

My name is … ? hmm ..

Nah, I can’t remember anymore, things have been hazy for a few days, I remember thinking about anime and manga while also humming my favourite tone just a few years ago, but I can’t remember what those were anymore.

[I see]

You can !!! that’s amazing, I remember I used to be able to do that, but now it's just clouds here, pretty angels there, just to make me feel conscious about my own looks, and blue sky all over, there are other things as well but nothing more… ? But can you tell me what you see?

[no I mean I can understand what you are feeling or at least I believe I do]

Oh..!

Oh, well it's kinda boring but you will get used to it. Here I don’t get hungry or thirsty but eat and drink nonetheless to stop being bored for a few mere minutes. I’m all alone here, those beautiful bastards won’t even talk to me. Man, I am all alone.

[are you sure, you are alone ?]

Yes, no one is here, I’m all alone but ….?

B …bu ..but? 

“What the fuck, who are you,” I almost shouted, for the first time hearing a different voice beside my own.

[Nothing special, by the standard of this place but you can call me ROB] 

“ROB. I remember the full form of this name, strange that I don’t remember my own name but what ROB stands for, and what do you mean nothing special, dude you are literally a god,” I said while my mind still processing and trying to figure out what a Random Omnipotent being is doing here.

[No I’m no god, the being who made this place is god] came the replied and honestly I was finding this guy, at least he sounded like a man and less like a woman so yes guy, more like a human than a god.

“Alright then Mr Rob, why are you here ?” I asked looking around to find that many of those damn angels for the first time were actually looking towards me and showing any reaction.

Bastards all of them, here I was the fully complete man, starving for some kind of communication or interaction for years and they avoided me, and the moment a powerful being came, no correction the voice of a powerful man came.

VOLLA, Welcome to Heaven, take our lands, I mean clouds. Take our air come with more clouds and takes our pussies because guess what, none of us has cock anyways. 

“..” 

“..” 

Sorry, but  it has been really frustrating considering that they react to just a voice, 

Fuckers are heard the voice of this Random Fucking Omnipotent fella like it’s a command from the almighty himself.

[I understand that you are frustrated but cursing at God in his own heaven surrounded by his most beloved angels is not a very wise thing] came the voice and I stopped.

Suddenly like all the hot air blasted out of me, I gulped and slowly turned my head and saw the angels and again saw that they were not looking at me but what was this feeling.

Yeah, there were definitely eyes on me, which was giving me creeps.

“Ah, okay” I said taking the advice.

[Good, then why not we talk about the business I came here to talk with you] said Rob and I instantly nodded, eager to talk to someone, doesn’t matter what but just talk.

[Tell me do you know anything about Reincarnation or Isekai from your world, by the time you died, I’m sure that stories like those were popular] Rob asked and my eyes widened.

“Do I know them, you joking right, I always wanted to be reincarnated,” I responded with almost a scream, hard to contain my excitement.

[Good, then it would be pretty easy to explain. You see, I am looking for someone who can help me with lower-tier worlds. And after seeing your previous life, I am sure that you are the best person for this.]

“That's it, you don’t even have to explain my man, I mean Rob, Just sign me up, anything as long as I get out of here,” I said with much enthusiasm.

[Great, but I have to warn you that this will be a dangerous journey. It’s low tier world so not completely impossible challenges will appear but still it…]. Before he complete I asked.

“Will I get my PP back,” I asked with a serious face, completely changing my previous look of joy and becoming Saitama, all serious but with hair.

[Yes, you will get your genital back] came the still-composed response but I sure heard the voice a little stiff.

“Good enough for me,” I shouted back with full confidence, “Just tell me what to do and where I am going. And if you are at it also give me some cheats and we can call it a day, you want all women of that place pregnant, consider it done.

You want me to become a bloodthirsty monster and kill everyone out there, I am all down for it, I in fact wanted to do something similar once.

Want me to turn into a woman and suck cocks for living. I can do…. Well, not that but still I will do it if you can take me out of here or we are talking about Futari here,” I said with excitement the last part gave me chills but still with all my pride as a man kept aside, I agree.

[I assure you that it's nothing that serious. I only have one request. I want you to save humanity if possible, that’s all] came a very saint-like reply and suddenly the image of the voice turned from a mighty god-like being to a pure goddess in my mind, although the voice still was like a man.

“hmm okay,” I replied with much embarrassment now after reflecting on my behaviour.

[Great, then get ready. I will be sending you now to that world and don’t worry. I am sure that you will understand everything as you interact with the world and the System] said ROB.

“Wait a minute, I got a syst…..” I was saying but before that, I was gone, on my next epic adventure.