Cursynaries Issue 8 Page 419
Added 2023-04-12 01:49:33 +0000 UTCBig sleeves aren't just fashionable! They also hide all kinds of surprise relics! And are useful for sneaking snacks into the movie theater! And maybe something to shush up mean clients with their rudeness.
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Sneaking a whole pizza into a movie theater is a level of decadence I one day aspire to achieve. But seeing as I haven't been to a movie theater in several years, maybe I'll just one day eat a whole pizza by myself in honor of the dream.
2023-04-12 02:09:47 +0000 UTCThe sleeves and snacks thing is totally true. My friend's father once, despite being uninjured, wore an arm sling for the purpose of sneaking an entire large pizza into the theater. The slices were in individual baggies for transport and easy divvying up inside. We stuffed cotton balls into candy boxes to silence them too. Contraband goodies taste better than regular ones. That's just science.
Marilith
2023-04-12 01:59:10 +0000 UTC
