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Gam Bonus 97: Christmas With the Kranks

Sure, we're taking the week off from regular feed releases, but we could never take a week off from our wonderful patrons. Happy Holidays!

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Also, they are just security theater. No actual benefit

Zach Van Stanley

Ok, so I kinda like this movie. Does it suck? Yes. Do I watch it every year? Uh huh. Mostly for the cameos by Dewey and Cricket

ARG

i remember seeing this movie, a hazy memory of " did i see this?" and listening i remember how bad it was.

Markus Nävergård

Kinda bummed that timallenisthehatemeccaforcats.com isn’t a live site yet! 🤣

Jackie Gardner

I saw this piece of dreck and was like Tim Allen….Eewwww…eww, but Jamie Lee Curtis?!?! Nooooo!!!!!!!

Catboyslim

Happy Holidays everyone! This was something I really needed to listen to, I've been dealing with some serious bullshit from the boomers in my immediate family. For one example, I tried showing my aunt an Ember Green video discussing the ableism and the hateful BS inherit in the Harry Potter books, but barely a minute in, she demanded that I turn off the video because Ember wouldn't pussyfoot around how much of a piece of shit Rowling is and how she hated the series. We then got into an argument over how, despite all the horrible shit that Rowling believes in and advocates, she's still a fan of the Harry Potter series even though I'm someone who's harmed by such beliefs. My aunt is this neo-lib, centrist, "can't we all get along?", civility politics-huffing, Dunning-Krugerian jackass who gets more upset at me for calling out my father's bigotry than any of the bigoted bullshit that my father spews from his anus of a mouth. She actually felt disappointed that in the Twilight Zone movie, Vic Morrow's white nationalist character wasn't redeemed at the end, yet advocated killing My Hero Academia villain Tomura Shigaraki as a child for accidentally killing his shitty, abusive as fuck family. I think the worst thing is that after the aforementioned argument, she had to ask me if I still loved her. Of course I said I did, but for two reasons; 1) That was the only acceptable course of action to take there and 2), unlike her, I actually feel bad for hurting people.

Matt Eldritch

this could easily go on the main feed

General Contact Unit Problem Child

I successfully guessed the stuttering lawyer from my cousin Vinny would come back as Santa. I don’t feel like that’s any kind of accomplishment but I can’t let it pass without noting it

Bob smith

Same. Him believing in ghosts and shit is like the one thing I know about Dan Akroyd that's not just "he's in these movies".

Markus D

What the fuck!? Does the TSA hire people who weren't skilled enough to be cops or something!?

Markus D

Thanks guys. Really appreciate it.

Mike Leegaard

Thank you SO MUCH (sincerely) for pausing for Eli's Kiefer Sutherland bit. It gave me one of those uncontrollable laughter fits, the ones that go on for so long that your ab muscles get a workout you've been at it so long. Thanks.

Caldwell

I believe she mentioned that Richard Lewis helped her get sober

Robert Muse

Sadly forgotten, but a good show (or at least I remember it being such).

Grant Cosper

TSA literally patted down my spouse post-surgery in a wheelchair so hard that her stitches broke. Literally no amount of words is enough of a fuck you to the TSA

Zach Van Stanley

It’s a shame we can’t make shitty movies like this anymore because or those darn wokes!!

Stacy

Fun fact: the blow job ghost from Ghostbusters #MeBoo’ed Dan Aykroyd…

Everything Important

I forgot all about this movie. Lol. Merry everything, PIAT crew. Enjoy your day exactly as you wish and thank you always for the laughter. Much love ❤️

CarrieBoo

I believe the song by "Atom and his package" summarized it quite well: Tim Allen is not very funny. Thank you for this Christmas present y'all

Christiaan Spapé

Jamie Lee Curtis' '80s sitcom with Richard Lewis (RIP) "Anything But Love" should be streaming somewhere.

Victor Field

Thanks for the Christmas treat! I hope you all have a wonderful break 💕

Jessica Bonin

Yay!! A bonus episode Christmas gift! 🎄 🎁

Stella

Eli didn’t know about Dan Akroyd? I find that very sweet and unbelievable at the same time.

CajunRoyalty

Christmas With The Kranks; because Christmas Vacation was too progressive.

WelcomeToFalse

“Dan thought Ghostbusters was a documentary.” - Bill Murray He really is crazy.

Matt

What happened to Bonus 96? Inquiring minds want to know... lol. ;)

GREGZILLA

Thank you and happy holidays! 🐨❤️

Trina Cairns

Thank you, and Happy Holidays!

Taru Tikkanen

what happened to 96?

Insertrandomquotehere

I didn't watch this movie when it came out. Thanks to ya'll, I don't have to ever. Thank you!!!!

Julie LaVoice

Poison for dads! I'll take a monthly subscription to pass out!

That one with the boobs

Tim Allen can *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* but I actually like this movie.

Jamie G

I think this is episode 96. That or you never uploaded 96. The special episode for November.

Fel Martins

Where is moonfall which you mentioned on D and d minus

Robert Muse

Made an old man a bit happier for the evening….thanks

Barry Anderson

Great for my car trip to take the fam to my in-law's (although at least they're not very religious)

Peter Cobcroft

Exciting! But GAM Bonus 96 is skipped now...

Dr. Clerk

Thank you!!! My family is making me crazy already. I wish all of you the most joyful days off!

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

Woot! Thanks! Don't forget the November bonus

Nicholas Monter

This surprise release is a true Christmas miracle

Jordon


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