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Gam485: Pickleball Princess

This week, we're coming to you live from Nashville, Tennessee with the latest from GAM hate-favorite, Donald James Parker.

Gam485: Pickleball Princess Gam485: Pickleball Princess

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Pickleball poontang. Now, I’m flashing back to Daffy Duck in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery; “P-p-p-picklepuss!”

WelcomeToFalse

I'm bummed I could be at the live, but I don't think it would be good for me to cold-introduce my husband to Eli in this way. Love the review. Love the energy the audience brought.

Darby Mori

Once i might have thought Mila Kunis was hot, then i found out about her and Ashton and the whole disaster with Robert mastersson. Fucking Scientologist chills and defending a sex pest.

Markus Nävergård

Yes.

Markus D

NGL, I like normal Cheerios better than Honey Nut Cheerios. Honey Nut Cheerios taste too sugary to me; I just add honey to Cheerios and it's all I want from the cereal.

Markus D

Decided to listen to this in work, earbuds in, and I'm pretty sure my new colleagues think I'm insane. I was wheezing lmao

Dawn Neuciler

This live show was amazing. The whole audience was in pain from laughter after Eli asked heath if he missed his dad 🤣🤣

James

Is it me, or does the title of the movie sound dirtier than intended?

Matt Eldritch

Is there a video of the live show?

The_Medium_Atheist

The "tear in every room" line is from the song Silver Threads and Golden Needles

Sparrow

My favourite thing about it is how mad rich white people are that the poors are using tennis courts

Sparrow

Yikes, but, yeah, not surprised

Nashjillian

Guys! He has another Sword of the Spirit disasterpiece, that just dropped at the end of October! It’s called, “Operation Unite”.

WelcomeToFalse

Man we had pickleball at my church when I was a kid like 15 years ago but it was more of a dodgeball with no rules, I was very confused when this kind of pickleball became popular

Devin Rose

Tennessee resident face-palming so hard over here. W00F, but not surprised.

Julie LaVoice

I learned sitting in the audience about how fucked up Crossville is. I worked there for a few months at (insert store chain here) and honestly it explains so much, like why there’s a Buc-ee’s there.

Philoldzeronine

The only thing slightly better than the guys' DJP impression is Eli's emo teen impression.

Harper Court

I am Australian and I have never even heard of pickleball. I had to stop listening and go look it up as nothing made sense.

Robbi Prior

Crossville, TN fun fact: the white supremacist website Stormfront used to host annual meetups in Crossville because they really liked the welcoming atmosphere from the locals.

Matthew Garcia

That’s what I came here to find out

Adam Martin

Heath was on fire for this one; had me laughing out loud to myself while doing chores. Thanks for a great episode you guys!

Stella

“ I’m gonna tell him to get over here” that flew right by, but had me rolling, well done heath!!

Oso Hermoso

I despise Donald James Parker.

Jay Voigt

Please don’t let “Stars, hearts, horseshoes, coping and balloons” pass without laughs

Heath Enwright’s Husband

Is there video of this?

Diskgrinder

Princess is the lady he's dating.

Taru Tikkanen

I’ve listened to the episode twice now, and maybe I’m missing something, but to whom is the movie title referring? Is…is DJP the pickleball princess?

Jme Simard

I’m on my third pair of Kiziks. So comfortable and you can just step in and out, they’re the best!

Kathryn

Woo hoo! Bring on some DJP sportsing!

Taru Tikkanen

Well now Heath needs to do an episode of Citation Needed on pickle ball.

Jenamarie

I was there and the show was amazing! Thank y'all so much!

Julie LaVoice

I think I have to run with the explanation that this movie was DJP's revenge on the guys and he just wasn't willing to play, in his likely words, "a long-haired hippie or a jew"

Athena Chalcioecus

Pickleball rating=body count 😉

Rachel Manente

Maybe it was Morgan to the rescue

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

I got a raspberry seed stuck in my teeth while listening to this

Amanda McGuirt

Ah facebook video calling, that thing my mom does sometimes to me by accident.

Krostos

Donald. James. Parker.

Tyler Box

So, Heath Enwright’s existential crisis wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card…

WelcomeToFalse

Holy shit how did y'all get this one out so fast???

April Poff

This may well be the movie that makes me gag the most.

Denise Huston

That is like the third goddamn time he's tried to make raspberry seed in his tooth A Thing

Denise Huston

Excitement!! Fresh DJP!!

CarrieBoo

Yay!!!! GAM is back!

Lori Wieser

I am just so disappointed that I can’t watch this movie. **grumbles** My letter jacket still fits

Laura Lusby

DJP! DJP! DJP!

WelcomeToFalse

I've never been so excited to be woken up by a notification that just says pickle princess

TheTreesKnees


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