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GAM 482: David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith

This week, Marsh and Cecil both join us for an hour and fifteen minutes of montage.

GAM 482: David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith GAM 482: David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith

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just funny that Goliath was a taller than avrage guy

Markus Nävergård

At least it’s not Davey does Goliath, an early X-rated claymation.

Richard Smith

Eleazar invented rolling the way Jesus invented the table

Off-label Botanist

Eh. It's no David Does Goliath. Or David Versus Goliath: Twink on Top. Or... sorry, lemme close that search tab.

Another Craig

Just to add on, the Romans were very successful stabbing people in the armpit. The gladius was made for it. Let’s also point out that you can’t just stab someone in the heart - you usually hit a rib.

AtomicSquirrel (Evan)

Joined the patron just to say this! 😂 They're pressure points for blunt force weapons, and major arteries pass through those spots. But for comedic effect, the armpit does sound silly. 😄

Joe T

Is “Mazes and Monsters” on the movie list?

Andrew Newell

WRIGGLE WITH PURPOSE. Noah. Noah Bethesda Lugeons!

Denise Huston

Okay, nerd out here., with the king of weapons and the groin, armpit and throat, they are actually correct. In the time the story is set, a spear and shield was considered the best weapon.... for one on one free flowing combat with little armour. But then the vital points were right, for about 2000 years later when people are in full plate armour, as they have the least protection due to articulation points.

Michael Champion

I mean it’s not a great target for a blunt object or a thrown object. It’s a close up stabby target

Mockingbird Nation

Yeah I don't know how Cecil didn't know this, it's a valid target in any type of fencing I'm aware of. ( This is not meant to be shade or anything, I was legit surprised)

Breandan Kedrowski

The classic “Achilles Armpit”

Unofficial_Opinion

As a single woman with cats I'm going to assume Marsh's invite was for all if us.

Lora Forsyth

Well, actually…The brachial artery (the armpit) is the third fastest bleed out in the human body.

Mockingbird Nation

Fwiw Noah, normally the “and now I’m all depressed again” are jokes. I actually was kinda sad each time.

Rachel J Larris

I've been spending most of my downtime since the election listening to old GAMs as I wait for the Gummi to kick in.

Gmork

I'm only a few minutes into listening at this point but I have to say, I genuinely wasn't sure if I was going to be able to keep listening to the show or not before I turned this on and the fact that they're not only able to crack jokes about the situation but those jokes are making me laugh is helping tremendously. Really appreciate that.

Blue Star Comics

You've just put the stupid dog's voice in my head.. Curse you..

The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Childrens Non denominational Choir.

I feel weird listening right now because I feel like I’m making you perform

Mockingbird Nation

That stop-motion was so bad. I don't think I'll ever be able to scrub the dumb dog's voice out of my head.

Vincent Jorgensen

Shit -- when I heard this announced last week, I thought they meant the old episodes of Davey and Goliath that I watched in Catholic School. Basically what Moral Oral was premised on.

Gmork

Just the salve I need for the orange burn I got

Jeremy Eckert


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