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GAM 480: The Deliverance

This week, we introduce Marsh to a horror movie so terrifying it includes repeated references to the American health care system.

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I know it’s a me thing. And also, after the election, Eli jokes and shit hit different. I’m sure it’ll calm down over time but blegh

Jordan Rose

Spunds about right

Off-label Botanist

When my mother was teaching she had a kid who was removed and then given back to the parents five times over the course of one school year.

Sparrow

If a kid covered in bruises eating his own shit in School was approached by psychologists, they would absolutely walk away and let him go home if he were in Canada

Off-label Botanist

And I fully expect people to now assume a lot about me

Maddy Love

As someone who has dealt with CPS on multiple occasions, across multiple generations....fuck i can see CPS as a villain.

Maddy Love

This is OT, but fellas, there's apparently a Christian movie about an OPRHAN VIKING MMA FIGHTER BECOMING JESUS'S CARPENTER APPRENTICE called The Carpenter. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21387696/

Taylor

Eli was correct, i was dying at that lol

Maddy Love

Game rec for you: Tactical Breach Wizards. More of a puzzle game than it looks, and very fun.

Kiwi Satan

Stuck in my head for 2 days lol

Amelia Ritenour

I cracked up so hard that i made it a graphic. Couldn't get it out of my head for 2 days

Amelia Ritenour

Made me think of Three Slaps episode of Atlanta

Zach Van Stanley

Yikes!

Talyn

Between the bronzer and that cringe inducing line from possessed grandma, all I can hear now is (in the voice of Tom Servo), “Glenn Close is Donald Trump as Don Imus!”

WelcomeToFalse

Toxic masculinity and late stage capitalism.

Denise Huston

Child Bird-tective services 🤣🤣🤣

Luke the Spook

I loved child-bird-action service best. Sorry.

Christiaan Spapé

Can’t believe a Glenn Close/Omar Epps relationship was waisted on this movie. That’s one of those relationships where both parties are lucky motherfuckers.

Stacy

The original Astro Bot is a full game, too, FYI.

James Pipkin

random question. anyone else having problem with patreon not loading uploads? all i get is the loading icon swirling endlessly

Markus Nävergård

I never thought of turning my childhood stories into a horror movie. When my mom chased my sister around the kitchen table with a butcher knife... Who knew?

Kristine VanRaalte

Umm, so I have a question about the US commercials in general, I set my VPN to New York and all I get are election ads (mostly for republicans), prescription drug ads and an ad for a hoodie that is, and I quote: only for real men. So my question is, what the fuck is going on in the US?!

Talyn

Hard agree on Noah’s thoughts on the DualSense controller. It’s the most comfortable controller I’ve ever owned.

WelcomeToFalse

Oh god, oh fuck! This was an impossibly irresponsible movie to make! What the fuck, Netflix and relevant filmmakers?

Markus D

Fuck. That's more horrifying than anything.

Kiwi Satan

But I was promised a website! Curse Eli for lying.

Felladin

Love the podcast and cracked up multiple times. But one point of contention. The line about if it a thing of whites people calling CHILD services on black people. Historically in this country CPS Has been used to take children away from minorities over minor instances or true accidents.

Kevin McGonigle

Actually very surprised the Election Day review isn't Hillbilly Elegy, but Dinesh is definitely also appropriate.

Blue Star Comics

Oh, guys...the child Andre is based on died 3 years ago, at age 17. His obituary doesn't mention what his cause of death was, just that he died in his house, "in his mother's arms".

Dawn Wilson

Oh gods this sounds like it could be about me. Three girls, a horrible mom, demons…yep. My family.

Laura Lusby

Holy shit, this is a horror movie by *Lee Daniels*? This guy directed Precious.

Taylor

I mean...he fucked Glenn Close.

Denise Huston

Wait, so Omar Epps was in this movie and then he didn’t even do anything?

Golden

Maybe after the Zak Bagans thing, Indiana's just done with the whole thing. Noping on out for good.

CarrieBoo

As a Hoosier, I was oddly offended that the movie changed the location. We aren't good enough to have abusive parents trying to get out of trouble with CPS by claiming demon hauntings??

Harper Court

I lost it too. Then I lost it more when I saw what it was based on. Omfg....

CarrieBoo

OMFuckingG....so after seeing some comments in the Facebook group I decided to watch this movie before listening to the review. This GODAWFUL cringefest is based on some wild story out of Gary, IN. The Ghost Adventures grifter bought the house and made a "documentary" in it before it was demolished. Even that was better than this nightmare....

CarrieBoo

Spoiler warning, I suppose. I saw this on Netflix and almost recommended it. I wish I had. I goddamned lost it when she started speaking in tongues during the exorcism scene. She does about as good a job as Heath does. Easily the most terrifying parts of this movie are the ending placards that say she got her kids back and that this was “based on a true story.”

Drunkarius

“Child Birdective Services” is the kind of quality humor I signed up for, thanks, Eli.

Kunoku The Proto

Marsh: "I have a new theory that she's paying for all that Chemo by illegally subletting the basement to those flies. They're all paying rent." The echoing and vacuous absence of Heath in this episode: "Landlord of the Flies."

Andrew Boesen

Omg, we got to see this before release and we TOLD them it was shite!!!

Bunnywithaswitchblade

"Nobody’s allowed to hit my child except me." My mom LITERALLY said that, growing up.

Denise Huston

Yes! Yes! I heard this movie referenced on another podcast this morning and thought it would be a great movie for GAM. So excited to hear this episode.

Roger


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