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October Patron Episode Suggestion Thread: Har Har Horror

Have we used that pun before? I imagine not. Anyway hit us with your favorite horrible horror movies and we'll review one...or maybe heath will pick his own. He is a wildcard after all.

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I believe if you and I ever met we would probably pull a Key and Peele, scream "David Patrick Kelley was the shiiiit!" in unison and then explode, and I don't think I could die any happier. Also, yeah it's odd how Dennis has kind of circled back around from being so insufferable at a young age to be in it in his later years.

BT Dubs

Danzig has another movie now too, Death Rider in the House of Vampires. It's also terrible.

Uriah Jackson

The first remake was worse quality, the second remake was more "cringe".

Uriah Jackson

Yeah, the portrayal of Stan’s suicide as “noble” I thought came off as really bad taste. Also, that weird-ass side plot that seemed to be implying that Richie was secretly gay, but was too ashamed to admit it to his friends, and that’s also never resolved either. There’s no indication that he ever came to terms with his sexuality. Like, what the fuck, movie?

Kunoku The Proto

How dare you that movie is fantastic lol

Kevin McGonigle

Don’t forget the fact that bullying and suicide saved the day lol

Kevin McGonigle

Awwww, i loved that movie. It's the epitome of late night horror cheese. I can almost hear Gilbert Godfrey saying "USA up all night" when I think of it

Daniel

Not Jessica Alba in an angel outfit?

Daniel

The Cube is a really good psychological thriller, if you want to go with a bad movie the Cube 2: Hypercube or Cube 3: Wow That Was Bad are the way to go

Daniel

Are we trying to reward them with a GOOD movie? I thought the whole premise was god AWFUL movies!

Daniel

Dennis Quaid is so insufferable, I rooted for the bad guy, and not just because it's David Patrick Kelley.

Cave_Dweller

Holy hell, I must know this.

Cave_Dweller

If there's anything that can break them, it might be this. That film is pure, high-grade batshit.

Cave_Dweller

"Dont you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"

Cave_Dweller

ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE! It IS the perfect bad film. From the production of the film and the documentary based on the star of the film AND HIS HAIR METAL BAND, to the actual *film* part of the film (which is STILL weirder, sillier, and more *pectorial* than anything I've just previously described).

Cave_Dweller

Doom Annihilation is one of my favorite terrible movies. I could watch it every day and never quite see the bottom of the stupidity.

Cave_Dweller

You’re right, I completely forgot.

Midnight Pierogi

lol forgot about that one :p

Kaleb Keefe

Hobgoblins was GAM bonus episode number 75.

Taru Tikkanen

Bird Box has been covered, it was bonus episode number 31.

Taru Tikkanen

I heard bird box is pretty bad, and a quiet place?

Midnight Pierogi

There’s always the MST3K classic “Hobgoblins”!

Kaleb Keefe

Tucker and Dale VS evil

Perverted Filthy Monkey Man

Alien Factor (1978) or The Cube (1997)

CassieD

Yet another thing the movie failed to adequately convey, apparently.

Kunoku The Proto

Zombeavers is fantastic but it's too consciously "bad" to really qualify for GAM, I think.

James Russell

Oh, I've seen the trailer for this. It looks... perplexing.

James Russell

What a berserk film that is. I would LOVE to hear the crew cope with it.

James Russell

That scene was in the book. It was meant to be another highlight of how the "good people of Derry" turned a blind eye to the influence of Pennywise.

Detective Popcorn

The way the movie treats mental illness is beyond irresponsible. Eli would have a field day in tearing it apart.

Detective Popcorn

I am of two minds on The Baby.. I want to hear their breakdown so much, but would feel guilty as Hell for encouraging them watch it.. but I still really want it. Not a slasher movie... But damn is it messed up

Brandyn Riffle

Idle Hands (1999). Stoner Zombie Seth Green is the only reason I still own that movie.

Ryan Williams

See no evil 2006 A WWE movie featuring Kane, who is Glen Jacobs who is in politics....

Trevor Stephens

They/them terrible Christian gay conversion camp slasher with Kevin Bacon

What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!

1. Space Sharks -- Sharks are mutated in space to walk on land, before crash landing on Earth, for... reasons. 2. Attack of the Meth Gator -- A likely rushed cash-in for those who confuse the concept with Cocaine Bear, via The Asylum. 3. Crackcoon -- The perfect horror movie for those with a deep seated fear of being attacked by a crazed raccoon hand puppet.

HidariMak

Slumber Party Massacre 2. Probably the worst killer in horror movie history.

Kenneth Hannan

That is a *profoundly* fucked film.

James Russell

Mazes and Monsters. Early Tom Hanks film which was part of the satanic panic attacking Dungeons & Dragons.

Donovan Morgan

I love that film ! You’re doomed !

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Tom Atkinson rules !

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

There’s also “IT Chapter Two,” a movie that seemed like it was trying to earn an award for the worst sequel of all time. It literally opens on a hate crime that has absolutely nothing to do with the story, and is never resolved. That’s just the beginning. There are so many unresolved plot points, it’s fucking absurd.

Kunoku The Proto

The fact that y'all haven't done "Legion" (2010) yet is crazy.

Vausch Abendroth

I don’t know if it counts as bad, but it’s something to watch

Mark H

The Nun Freddie v Jason Halloween 3

What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!

The Baby (1973) "Nothing in this Nursery Rhymes"

Chess Piece Face

This is my go to the corn cob is the best, also dinosaur hotel was absolute shit.

Radical unelected bureaucrat @ Dept. Of the Deep State

Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Thomas Wafer

I’m aware I love the movie

Kevin McGonigle

It was made to be over the top and hokey, that was the point.

Nolan B.

No one should watch this movie. Ever.

CarrieBoo

Night of the Creeps.

Brynley Andrews

The "original Scary Movie" comment reminded me of an even earlier Halloween/Friday the 13th parody- Student Bodies from 1981. They saw Airplane! and thought "we could do that with slasher movies!" and is full of 80s bad takes on most anything from homosexuality to neuro-divergent people- but it's all a joke so it's okay, right?

TBoneSF

Night Swim It's perfect. It's a Blumhouse flick so the production value is good. But it's about an evil pool. AN EVIL SWIMMING POOL. That's it, that's the whole thing. It came out this year and it's so bad you guys.

Jennifer Gorman

The third one is even worse. (The first one is great.)

Jennifer Gorman

I LOVE 'Bloodbath'. Vincent Price makes that campy stinker shine with his magnificent mugging. While we're at it, "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" (1971) is perfect for the main feed; a Biblical scholar (Price) visits upon his victims the plagues from Exodus. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066740/

Araya Frellin Sunshine

"Hysterical" (1982) is the original "Scary Movie", right down to the shameless movie references & disrespect for people with mental illness. Victims become turtleneck-wearing nihilists with side burns. There is a pre-Thriller zombie dance number. Indiana Jones gets a beej from Dracula... as a bat. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085704/

Araya Frellin Sunshine

Oof. Never saw the third or heard of a reboot lol

Adam Ronhovde

That one takes on a whole new level of uncomfortable when you find out the director of both was a pedo. The third one is even worse and the reboot is a sin.

Vausch Abendroth

My henchling and I saw 'Number 23' for our first date... We spent no trivial amount of time gingerly maneuvering around the desire to tear it apart afterward. To our mutual relief we both found it to be an appallingly credulous pile of conspiratorial tripe, and have been together ever since.

Araya Frellin Sunshine

I wish again to nominate the 1999 version of the Haunting.

Regina Calabrese

I just looked it up it was remade in 2019, not 2016.

The La-li-lu-le-lo

The 2016? remake of Black Christmas.

The La-li-lu-le-lo

Event Horizon, Good Boy, 13 ghosts

Wustite

Doom (2005). Or Doom Annihilation.

Guthrie Fox

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973). It has hippie Jesus Freaks!

Jennifer Nollan

Wild Zero Or another vote for the number 23

Cassie

Queen of the Damned, Green Inferno, Cloverfield or Dreamscape

Gregory F Ladle

This one. Stab 'em with a corn cob. Graveyard Shift is a close second.

perminal

The Puppet Master Series is a treasure!! I love Six Shooter!!! lol

Kataluna Lady Nerd

That's amazing. 😂

The_Coffeemancer

Such a good movie!!!

Kataluna Lady Nerd

My friend group and I have a literal drinking game just for this move!

Kataluna Lady Nerd

Rock and Roll Nightmare, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Return of the Living Dead, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage. To be fair, none of these are actually bad-bad or even bad at all but I'd love to hear the guys take on them. lol

Kataluna Lady Nerd

Stephen king's SLEEPWALKERS. this movie was made for this.

Timothy Addison

It is

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Oh man I forgot about this one. Yes please

Stella

That's fair. I love that movie.

Julie LaVoice

It is

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Also tits and a guy getting bifurcated

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

It's a real fucked up experience, not least because it looks like it was made in the early 80s on the cheap but it came out in 96.

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

Seconded!! Such a terrible but funny movie

Maggie

Eli would call them Marishka doll votes

Maggie

It: either version, Dawn of the Dead new version, Scanners, Cabin Fever. I’m going to remember more later LOL!

Selena Simonetti

The idea is for doing BAD movies though

tsukiouji

The Blair Witch Project and/or its sequel

tsukiouji

Well sounds like I need to watch that

tsukiouji

Actually, I love that movie too much. Killer Clowns from Outer Space is fun- bad.

Julie LaVoice

Dracula 2000 (spoiler, its on brand!) any of the Final Destination movies Uwe Boll's second "masterpiece", Alone in the Dark

Aaron Irvin

Second for The Number 23!

Aaron Irvin

Two votes! One of which is nested inside the other for no explicable reason...

You can just think of me as That One Guy

Warlock (1989). It has the same plot as The Terminator. A bad guy travels through time to kill someone. Except instead of a killer robot it's Julian Sands as a witch with a weird accent. Plus a great scene with Mary Woronov as a psychic and a scene where the main character is supposed to be aging rapidly but she's really just running around a train yard with a lot of extra skin hanging off of her body.

Eric Johnson

Jason X. It's so earnest, but so cheap. Also, Gothika with Halle Berry.

Venkman's Assistant

Dark angel: the accent is a terrible movie but I'm a wonderful way. It's a demon girl who lives with her demon mom and Dad in hell (they unironicly pray to god before eating people) and decides there is more. She ascends to earth to find love and punish the guilty. Some of the side parts are sooo bad.

Rinny

And the first one has enough woo in its plot to justify bringing in Marsh, as a guest.

WelcomeToFalse

13 Ghosts (2001). This movie boasts an amazingly stupid plot, a shifting glass house, and a tanker truck full of blood.

Dreamcrusher

Flesh for Frankenstein

marissa haire

The new version of The Crow

Ted Meadows

This looks amazingly bad

Kain

"Wolves", starring pre-Aquaman Jason Mamoa

Leslie Marchant

And it recently was added to hulu too!

Robby H.

No One Will Save You (2023). An alien invasion movie that tries to be artsy. The Number 23 (2007). A teenage favorite of mine. Jim Carrey's noir-esqe descent into madness by seeing a certain number everywhere he goes. Twenty-three guesses as to what that number is.

Robby H.

Black Sheep (the indie horror flick from Australia) is both fantastic and terrible and terribly fantastic. Zombie Sheep!

Chandra

But it’s not an awful movie !

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Basket Case 1982. I wouldnt be surprised if its been done.

Matty B

Xtian adjacent. I dont think Joe Hill, Stephen King's son, is particularly fond of religion.

Matty B

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. It's kinda all there in the title

Daniel

Freddy vs Jason

Kevin

Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel The first movie is awesome. So of course we put on the second movie. It is so bad. And there is a girl in there who clearly was just told about the concept of "found footage", and her acting choices are hilariously bad.

Michael Colon

Horns with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter). His GF is murdered & he grows horns & has supernatural powers trying to find the real killer. It's so great in a bad way. It's even a xtian movie

Matthew Maxon

Legion. Paul Bettany as a gun weilding angel saving humanity from a bored god wanting to do another great reset. May be more action than horror however.

Quartermaster Jacob Thorn

The Puppet Master franchise has so much cheese even Heath would be overwhelmed.

Quartermaster Jacob Thorn

Aquaslash (2019): Dumb teenagers at a waterpark that wants them dead. Tarot (2024): The woo comes to life to murder everyone who got a reading. Pulse (1988): Not the weird cellphone movie. This one involves a possessed house that is trying to kill the neighbors with their showers and their garage doors.

CarrieBoo

The kid with the wild magic pubes is still burnt into my memory.

Quartermaster Jacob Thorn

The Village. It's been a while since you've done a Shyamalan movie.

Sam

VEROTIKA!!!!!!!

Wojciech Kaczkowski

Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Sam

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare!

The_Coffeemancer

Zombeavers is about as good as any movie with that title could be, but it's still not very good.

Timothy Lehnerer

I renew my calls for you to cover Papi Gudia. It's literally Bollywood Chucky. Like they openly rip off the original Child's Play, sometimes shot-for-shot, but it's also got huge Bollywood musical numbers, and an ending that can qualify it as a main GAM episode. It's some crazy shit, and you simply must see it.

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

Gallowwalkers (2012) it looks amazing but makes absolutely no sense and I believe Wesley Snipes regrets every second of his involvement with it.

Tinkerton

Werewolf (1995) is MST3K bad

Mark H

I loved that film lol

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

The Car! 1977, James Brolin film with an evil car that might just be the Devil.

Joe Johnson

I am already intrigued. That sounds wild.

Lars

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, Billy Zane fully hamming it up as a Demon, it's both glorious and terrible, the cast is insanely stacked

Rhett Pendlebury

Yup ! An inappropriate incest overtones

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

The Uninvited (1987) which features a killer cat that lives inside a cat 😹

Adam Parkin

The Peanut Butter Solution is a kid’s movie, but it’s horrifying for all the wrong reasons

Mark H

And tralalogs!

WelcomeToFalse

Does Dreamscape count as a horror movie? Probably not, but it's all that's coming to mind.

BT Dubs

Sting

One I'd Nick

Quarantine (2008) is filled with bullshit to unpack

MutatedWisdom

Please !!!!! https://youtu.be/T-fSOX9tyoY?si=aJnUt-31DGdLbLpO it has a pervy stuffed teddy bear

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness is the Florida Man of slashers. Directed by an eighteen year old and released direct to VHS in 1986. Even after you see it, you might not believe it.

Timothy Lehnerer

Puppet Master is PAINFUL. I’m not sure how, but it must violate the Geneva Conventions.

WelcomeToFalse

My Bloody Valentine remake

Paintmekala

Suburban Sasquatch!

Gaz

Gotta be Zombeavers

Flantastic02

house of wax (2005)

Tsukiwolf42

Jeepers Creepers 2. An insanely funny (unintentionally) follow up to a genuinely scary movie (to me as a kid lol)

Adam Ronhovde

Zombeavers!! The jokes write themselves!!

Beau Branson

Legion. It’s the story of job kinda with the main characters name being wait for Jeeb

Kevin McGonigle

Malignant( it’s has one of the dumbest plots of all time but somehow the execution is great) another selling point backwards fighting

Kevin McGonigle

Rubber (2010)

Andrew Newell

Bloodbath at the house of death

Mark Smith

Wish upon... Ugh what an awful horror movie

James


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