October Patron Episode Suggestion Thread: Har Har Horror
Added 2024-10-18 11:49:02 +0000 UTCHave we used that pun before? I imagine not. Anyway hit us with your favorite horrible horror movies and we'll review one...or maybe heath will pick his own. He is a wildcard after all.
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I believe if you and I ever met we would probably pull a Key and Peele, scream "David Patrick Kelley was the shiiiit!" in unison and then explode, and I don't think I could die any happier. Also, yeah it's odd how Dennis has kind of circled back around from being so insufferable at a young age to be in it in his later years.
BT Dubs
2024-10-30 07:25:23 +0000 UTCDanzig has another movie now too, Death Rider in the House of Vampires. It's also terrible.
Uriah Jackson
2024-10-24 21:30:02 +0000 UTCThe first remake was worse quality, the second remake was more "cringe".
Uriah Jackson
2024-10-24 21:26:47 +0000 UTCYeah, the portrayal of Stan’s suicide as “noble” I thought came off as really bad taste. Also, that weird-ass side plot that seemed to be implying that Richie was secretly gay, but was too ashamed to admit it to his friends, and that’s also never resolved either. There’s no indication that he ever came to terms with his sexuality. Like, what the fuck, movie?
Kunoku The Proto
2024-10-24 06:49:20 +0000 UTCHow dare you that movie is fantastic lol
Kevin McGonigle
2024-10-24 06:12:48 +0000 UTCDon’t forget the fact that bullying and suicide saved the day lol
Kevin McGonigle
2024-10-24 06:12:25 +0000 UTCAwwww, i loved that movie. It's the epitome of late night horror cheese. I can almost hear Gilbert Godfrey saying "USA up all night" when I think of it
Daniel
2024-10-23 13:28:19 +0000 UTCNot Jessica Alba in an angel outfit?
Daniel
2024-10-23 13:24:44 +0000 UTCThe Cube is a really good psychological thriller, if you want to go with a bad movie the Cube 2: Hypercube or Cube 3: Wow That Was Bad are the way to go
Daniel
2024-10-23 13:23:52 +0000 UTCAre we trying to reward them with a GOOD movie? I thought the whole premise was god AWFUL movies!
Daniel
2024-10-23 13:21:42 +0000 UTCDennis Quaid is so insufferable, I rooted for the bad guy, and not just because it's David Patrick Kelley.
Cave_Dweller
2024-10-23 12:03:21 +0000 UTCHoly hell, I must know this.
Cave_Dweller
2024-10-23 12:01:18 +0000 UTCIf there's anything that can break them, it might be this. That film is pure, high-grade batshit.
Cave_Dweller
2024-10-23 12:00:21 +0000 UTC"Dont you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"
Cave_Dweller
2024-10-23 11:58:31 +0000 UTCROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE! It IS the perfect bad film. From the production of the film and the documentary based on the star of the film AND HIS HAIR METAL BAND, to the actual *film* part of the film (which is STILL weirder, sillier, and more *pectorial* than anything I've just previously described).
Cave_Dweller
2024-10-23 11:55:51 +0000 UTCDoom Annihilation is one of my favorite terrible movies. I could watch it every day and never quite see the bottom of the stupidity.
Cave_Dweller
2024-10-23 11:49:02 +0000 UTCYou’re right, I completely forgot.
Midnight Pierogi
2024-10-22 10:18:39 +0000 UTClol forgot about that one :p
Kaleb Keefe
2024-10-22 07:15:07 +0000 UTCHobgoblins was GAM bonus episode number 75.
Taru Tikkanen
2024-10-22 07:13:18 +0000 UTCBird Box has been covered, it was bonus episode number 31.
Taru Tikkanen
2024-10-22 07:12:52 +0000 UTCI heard bird box is pretty bad, and a quiet place?
Midnight Pierogi
2024-10-21 10:07:06 +0000 UTCThere’s always the MST3K classic “Hobgoblins”!
Kaleb Keefe
2024-10-20 21:51:16 +0000 UTCTucker and Dale VS evil
Perverted Filthy Monkey Man
2024-10-20 18:35:24 +0000 UTCAlien Factor (1978) or The Cube (1997)
CassieD
2024-10-20 15:37:16 +0000 UTCYet another thing the movie failed to adequately convey, apparently.
Kunoku The Proto
2024-10-20 08:51:47 +0000 UTCZombeavers is fantastic but it's too consciously "bad" to really qualify for GAM, I think.
James Russell
2024-10-20 07:52:49 +0000 UTCOh, I've seen the trailer for this. It looks... perplexing.
James Russell
2024-10-20 07:51:03 +0000 UTCWhat a berserk film that is. I would LOVE to hear the crew cope with it.
James Russell
2024-10-20 07:49:23 +0000 UTCThat scene was in the book. It was meant to be another highlight of how the "good people of Derry" turned a blind eye to the influence of Pennywise.
Detective Popcorn
2024-10-20 03:12:34 +0000 UTCThe way the movie treats mental illness is beyond irresponsible. Eli would have a field day in tearing it apart.
Detective Popcorn
2024-10-20 03:12:01 +0000 UTCI am of two minds on The Baby.. I want to hear their breakdown so much, but would feel guilty as Hell for encouraging them watch it.. but I still really want it. Not a slasher movie... But damn is it messed up
Brandyn Riffle
2024-10-20 01:55:38 +0000 UTCIdle Hands (1999). Stoner Zombie Seth Green is the only reason I still own that movie.
Ryan Williams
2024-10-19 23:11:27 +0000 UTCSee no evil 2006 A WWE movie featuring Kane, who is Glen Jacobs who is in politics....
Trevor Stephens
2024-10-19 18:40:33 +0000 UTCThey/them terrible Christian gay conversion camp slasher with Kevin Bacon
What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!
2024-10-19 18:29:07 +0000 UTC1. Space Sharks -- Sharks are mutated in space to walk on land, before crash landing on Earth, for... reasons. 2. Attack of the Meth Gator -- A likely rushed cash-in for those who confuse the concept with Cocaine Bear, via The Asylum. 3. Crackcoon -- The perfect horror movie for those with a deep seated fear of being attacked by a crazed raccoon hand puppet.
HidariMak
2024-10-19 17:17:00 +0000 UTCSlumber Party Massacre 2. Probably the worst killer in horror movie history.
Kenneth Hannan
2024-10-19 13:29:00 +0000 UTCThat is a *profoundly* fucked film.
James Russell
2024-10-19 12:56:47 +0000 UTCMazes and Monsters. Early Tom Hanks film which was part of the satanic panic attacking Dungeons & Dragons.
Donovan Morgan
2024-10-19 12:40:51 +0000 UTCI love that film ! You’re doomed !
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-19 12:26:48 +0000 UTCTom Atkinson rules !
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-19 12:26:30 +0000 UTCThere’s also “IT Chapter Two,” a movie that seemed like it was trying to earn an award for the worst sequel of all time. It literally opens on a hate crime that has absolutely nothing to do with the story, and is never resolved. That’s just the beginning. There are so many unresolved plot points, it’s fucking absurd.
Kunoku The Proto
2024-10-19 10:19:42 +0000 UTCThe fact that y'all haven't done "Legion" (2010) yet is crazy.
Vausch Abendroth
2024-10-19 04:12:54 +0000 UTCI don’t know if it counts as bad, but it’s something to watch
Mark H
2024-10-19 03:17:52 +0000 UTCThe Nun Freddie v Jason Halloween 3
What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!
2024-10-19 02:34:53 +0000 UTCThe Baby (1973) "Nothing in this Nursery Rhymes"
Chess Piece Face
2024-10-19 02:12:20 +0000 UTCThis is my go to the corn cob is the best, also dinosaur hotel was absolute shit.
Radical unelected bureaucrat @ Dept. Of the Deep State
2024-10-19 01:00:01 +0000 UTCKiller Klowns from Outer Space.
Thomas Wafer
2024-10-19 00:54:35 +0000 UTCI’m aware I love the movie
Kevin McGonigle
2024-10-19 00:09:41 +0000 UTCIt was made to be over the top and hokey, that was the point.
Nolan B.
2024-10-18 23:55:22 +0000 UTCNo one should watch this movie. Ever.
CarrieBoo
2024-10-18 23:43:16 +0000 UTCNight of the Creeps.
Brynley Andrews
2024-10-18 23:16:38 +0000 UTCThe "original Scary Movie" comment reminded me of an even earlier Halloween/Friday the 13th parody- Student Bodies from 1981. They saw Airplane! and thought "we could do that with slasher movies!" and is full of 80s bad takes on most anything from homosexuality to neuro-divergent people- but it's all a joke so it's okay, right?
TBoneSF
2024-10-18 22:02:20 +0000 UTCNight Swim It's perfect. It's a Blumhouse flick so the production value is good. But it's about an evil pool. AN EVIL SWIMMING POOL. That's it, that's the whole thing. It came out this year and it's so bad you guys.
Jennifer Gorman
2024-10-18 20:20:01 +0000 UTCThe third one is even worse. (The first one is great.)
Jennifer Gorman
2024-10-18 20:17:22 +0000 UTCI LOVE 'Bloodbath'. Vincent Price makes that campy stinker shine with his magnificent mugging. While we're at it, "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" (1971) is perfect for the main feed; a Biblical scholar (Price) visits upon his victims the plagues from Exodus. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066740/
Araya Frellin Sunshine
2024-10-18 20:14:25 +0000 UTC"Hysterical" (1982) is the original "Scary Movie", right down to the shameless movie references & disrespect for people with mental illness. Victims become turtleneck-wearing nihilists with side burns. There is a pre-Thriller zombie dance number. Indiana Jones gets a beej from Dracula... as a bat. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085704/
Araya Frellin Sunshine
2024-10-18 20:05:55 +0000 UTCOof. Never saw the third or heard of a reboot lol
Adam Ronhovde
2024-10-18 19:50:53 +0000 UTCThat one takes on a whole new level of uncomfortable when you find out the director of both was a pedo. The third one is even worse and the reboot is a sin.
Vausch Abendroth
2024-10-18 19:50:03 +0000 UTCMy henchling and I saw 'Number 23' for our first date... We spent no trivial amount of time gingerly maneuvering around the desire to tear it apart afterward. To our mutual relief we both found it to be an appallingly credulous pile of conspiratorial tripe, and have been together ever since.
Araya Frellin Sunshine
2024-10-18 19:45:54 +0000 UTCI wish again to nominate the 1999 version of the Haunting.
Regina Calabrese
2024-10-18 18:18:54 +0000 UTCI just looked it up it was remade in 2019, not 2016.
The La-li-lu-le-lo
2024-10-18 18:13:15 +0000 UTCThe 2016? remake of Black Christmas.
The La-li-lu-le-lo
2024-10-18 18:12:14 +0000 UTCEvent Horizon, Good Boy, 13 ghosts
Wustite
2024-10-18 18:02:17 +0000 UTCDoom (2005). Or Doom Annihilation.
Guthrie Fox
2024-10-18 17:37:00 +0000 UTCThe Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973). It has hippie Jesus Freaks!
Jennifer Nollan
2024-10-18 16:57:28 +0000 UTCWild Zero Or another vote for the number 23
Cassie
2024-10-18 16:50:23 +0000 UTCQueen of the Damned, Green Inferno, Cloverfield or Dreamscape
Gregory F Ladle
2024-10-18 16:48:33 +0000 UTCThis one. Stab 'em with a corn cob. Graveyard Shift is a close second.
perminal
2024-10-18 16:42:24 +0000 UTCThe Puppet Master Series is a treasure!! I love Six Shooter!!! lol
Kataluna Lady Nerd
2024-10-18 16:30:11 +0000 UTCThat's amazing. 😂
The_Coffeemancer
2024-10-18 16:29:18 +0000 UTCSuch a good movie!!!
Kataluna Lady Nerd
2024-10-18 16:28:47 +0000 UTCMy friend group and I have a literal drinking game just for this move!
Kataluna Lady Nerd
2024-10-18 16:28:02 +0000 UTCRock and Roll Nightmare, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Return of the Living Dead, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage. To be fair, none of these are actually bad-bad or even bad at all but I'd love to hear the guys take on them. lol
Kataluna Lady Nerd
2024-10-18 16:23:51 +0000 UTCStephen king's SLEEPWALKERS. this movie was made for this.
Timothy Addison
2024-10-18 15:30:08 +0000 UTCIt is
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-18 15:14:27 +0000 UTCOh man I forgot about this one. Yes please
Stella
2024-10-18 15:14:07 +0000 UTCThat's fair. I love that movie.
Julie LaVoice
2024-10-18 15:12:57 +0000 UTCIt is
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-18 15:12:13 +0000 UTCAlso tits and a guy getting bifurcated
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2024-10-18 15:07:55 +0000 UTCIt's a real fucked up experience, not least because it looks like it was made in the early 80s on the cheap but it came out in 96.
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2024-10-18 15:07:09 +0000 UTCSeconded!! Such a terrible but funny movie
Maggie
2024-10-18 15:01:19 +0000 UTCEli would call them Marishka doll votes
Maggie
2024-10-18 15:00:44 +0000 UTCIt: either version, Dawn of the Dead new version, Scanners, Cabin Fever. I’m going to remember more later LOL!
Selena Simonetti
2024-10-18 14:59:17 +0000 UTCThe idea is for doing BAD movies though
tsukiouji
2024-10-18 14:55:54 +0000 UTCThe Blair Witch Project and/or its sequel
tsukiouji
2024-10-18 14:55:28 +0000 UTCWell sounds like I need to watch that
tsukiouji
2024-10-18 14:49:15 +0000 UTCActually, I love that movie too much. Killer Clowns from Outer Space is fun- bad.
Julie LaVoice
2024-10-18 14:20:07 +0000 UTCDracula 2000 (spoiler, its on brand!) any of the Final Destination movies Uwe Boll's second "masterpiece", Alone in the Dark
Aaron Irvin
2024-10-18 14:16:25 +0000 UTCSecond for The Number 23!
Aaron Irvin
2024-10-18 14:00:48 +0000 UTCTwo votes! One of which is nested inside the other for no explicable reason...
You can just think of me as That One Guy
2024-10-18 13:58:51 +0000 UTCWarlock (1989). It has the same plot as The Terminator. A bad guy travels through time to kill someone. Except instead of a killer robot it's Julian Sands as a witch with a weird accent. Plus a great scene with Mary Woronov as a psychic and a scene where the main character is supposed to be aging rapidly but she's really just running around a train yard with a lot of extra skin hanging off of her body.
Eric Johnson
2024-10-18 13:57:06 +0000 UTCJason X. It's so earnest, but so cheap. Also, Gothika with Halle Berry.
Venkman's Assistant
2024-10-18 13:55:21 +0000 UTCDark angel: the accent is a terrible movie but I'm a wonderful way. It's a demon girl who lives with her demon mom and Dad in hell (they unironicly pray to god before eating people) and decides there is more. She ascends to earth to find love and punish the guilty. Some of the side parts are sooo bad.
Rinny
2024-10-18 13:46:11 +0000 UTCAnd the first one has enough woo in its plot to justify bringing in Marsh, as a guest.
WelcomeToFalse
2024-10-18 13:40:27 +0000 UTC13 Ghosts (2001). This movie boasts an amazingly stupid plot, a shifting glass house, and a tanker truck full of blood.
Dreamcrusher
2024-10-18 13:38:49 +0000 UTCFlesh for Frankenstein
marissa haire
2024-10-18 13:37:07 +0000 UTCThe new version of The Crow
Ted Meadows
2024-10-18 13:33:20 +0000 UTCThis looks amazingly bad
Kain
2024-10-18 13:33:18 +0000 UTC"Wolves", starring pre-Aquaman Jason Mamoa
Leslie Marchant
2024-10-18 13:25:56 +0000 UTCAnd it recently was added to hulu too!
Robby H.
2024-10-18 13:15:26 +0000 UTCNo One Will Save You (2023). An alien invasion movie that tries to be artsy. The Number 23 (2007). A teenage favorite of mine. Jim Carrey's noir-esqe descent into madness by seeing a certain number everywhere he goes. Twenty-three guesses as to what that number is.
Robby H.
2024-10-18 13:14:27 +0000 UTCBlack Sheep (the indie horror flick from Australia) is both fantastic and terrible and terribly fantastic. Zombie Sheep!
Chandra
2024-10-18 13:10:09 +0000 UTCBut it’s not an awful movie !
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-18 13:08:09 +0000 UTCBasket Case 1982. I wouldnt be surprised if its been done.
Matty B
2024-10-18 13:05:53 +0000 UTCXtian adjacent. I dont think Joe Hill, Stephen King's son, is particularly fond of religion.
Matty B
2024-10-18 13:03:11 +0000 UTCDeath Bed: The Bed That Eats. It's kinda all there in the title
Daniel
2024-10-18 12:57:12 +0000 UTCFreddy vs Jason
Kevin
2024-10-18 12:55:21 +0000 UTCHell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel The first movie is awesome. So of course we put on the second movie. It is so bad. And there is a girl in there who clearly was just told about the concept of "found footage", and her acting choices are hilariously bad.
Michael Colon
2024-10-18 12:52:11 +0000 UTCHorns with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter). His GF is murdered & he grows horns & has supernatural powers trying to find the real killer. It's so great in a bad way. It's even a xtian movie
Matthew Maxon
2024-10-18 12:50:07 +0000 UTCLegion. Paul Bettany as a gun weilding angel saving humanity from a bored god wanting to do another great reset. May be more action than horror however.
Quartermaster Jacob Thorn
2024-10-18 12:45:14 +0000 UTCThe Puppet Master franchise has so much cheese even Heath would be overwhelmed.
Quartermaster Jacob Thorn
2024-10-18 12:44:02 +0000 UTCAquaslash (2019): Dumb teenagers at a waterpark that wants them dead. Tarot (2024): The woo comes to life to murder everyone who got a reading. Pulse (1988): Not the weird cellphone movie. This one involves a possessed house that is trying to kill the neighbors with their showers and their garage doors.
CarrieBoo
2024-10-18 12:42:57 +0000 UTCThe kid with the wild magic pubes is still burnt into my memory.
Quartermaster Jacob Thorn
2024-10-18 12:42:37 +0000 UTCThe Village. It's been a while since you've done a Shyamalan movie.
Sam
2024-10-18 12:29:05 +0000 UTCVEROTIKA!!!!!!!
Wojciech Kaczkowski
2024-10-18 12:28:37 +0000 UTCThir13en Ghosts (2001)
Sam
2024-10-18 12:26:09 +0000 UTCRock 'n' Roll Nightmare!
The_Coffeemancer
2024-10-18 12:22:05 +0000 UTCZombeavers is about as good as any movie with that title could be, but it's still not very good.
Timothy Lehnerer
2024-10-18 12:19:54 +0000 UTCI renew my calls for you to cover Papi Gudia. It's literally Bollywood Chucky. Like they openly rip off the original Child's Play, sometimes shot-for-shot, but it's also got huge Bollywood musical numbers, and an ending that can qualify it as a main GAM episode. It's some crazy shit, and you simply must see it.
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2024-10-18 12:15:20 +0000 UTCGallowwalkers (2012) it looks amazing but makes absolutely no sense and I believe Wesley Snipes regrets every second of his involvement with it.
Tinkerton
2024-10-18 12:13:46 +0000 UTCWerewolf (1995) is MST3K bad
Mark H
2024-10-18 12:09:59 +0000 UTCI loved that film lol
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-18 12:08:28 +0000 UTCThe Car! 1977, James Brolin film with an evil car that might just be the Devil.
Joe Johnson
2024-10-18 12:07:16 +0000 UTCI am already intrigued. That sounds wild.
Lars
2024-10-18 12:06:37 +0000 UTCTales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, Billy Zane fully hamming it up as a Demon, it's both glorious and terrible, the cast is insanely stacked
Rhett Pendlebury
2024-10-18 12:05:13 +0000 UTCYup ! An inappropriate incest overtones
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-18 12:03:03 +0000 UTCThe Uninvited (1987) which features a killer cat that lives inside a cat 😹
Adam Parkin
2024-10-18 12:03:03 +0000 UTCThe Peanut Butter Solution is a kid’s movie, but it’s horrifying for all the wrong reasons
Mark H
2024-10-18 11:59:34 +0000 UTCAnd tralalogs!
WelcomeToFalse
2024-10-18 11:58:35 +0000 UTCDoes Dreamscape count as a horror movie? Probably not, but it's all that's coming to mind.
BT Dubs
2024-10-18 11:58:09 +0000 UTCSting
One I'd Nick
2024-10-18 11:56:37 +0000 UTCQuarantine (2008) is filled with bullshit to unpack
MutatedWisdom
2024-10-18 11:56:26 +0000 UTCPlease !!!!! https://youtu.be/T-fSOX9tyoY?si=aJnUt-31DGdLbLpO it has a pervy stuffed teddy bear
Ed “Short Arms” Marcus
2024-10-18 11:55:48 +0000 UTCTruth or Dare?: A Critical Madness is the Florida Man of slashers. Directed by an eighteen year old and released direct to VHS in 1986. Even after you see it, you might not believe it.
Timothy Lehnerer
2024-10-18 11:55:37 +0000 UTCPuppet Master is PAINFUL. I’m not sure how, but it must violate the Geneva Conventions.
WelcomeToFalse
2024-10-18 11:55:30 +0000 UTCMy Bloody Valentine remake
Paintmekala
2024-10-18 11:55:22 +0000 UTCSuburban Sasquatch!
Gaz
2024-10-18 11:55:22 +0000 UTCGotta be Zombeavers
Flantastic02
2024-10-18 11:55:03 +0000 UTChouse of wax (2005)
Tsukiwolf42
2024-10-18 11:54:01 +0000 UTCJeepers Creepers 2. An insanely funny (unintentionally) follow up to a genuinely scary movie (to me as a kid lol)
Adam Ronhovde
2024-10-18 11:53:18 +0000 UTCZombeavers!! The jokes write themselves!!
Beau Branson
2024-10-18 11:52:59 +0000 UTCLegion. It’s the story of job kinda with the main characters name being wait for Jeeb
Kevin McGonigle
2024-10-18 11:51:58 +0000 UTCMalignant( it’s has one of the dumbest plots of all time but somehow the execution is great) another selling point backwards fighting
Kevin McGonigle
2024-10-18 11:51:22 +0000 UTCRubber (2010)
Andrew Newell
2024-10-18 11:51:09 +0000 UTCBloodbath at the house of death
Mark Smith
2024-10-18 11:50:45 +0000 UTCWish upon... Ugh what an awful horror movie
James
2024-10-18 11:50:31 +0000 UTC