GAM 472: Noah's Ark (2007)
Added 2024-09-01 20:25:21 +0000 UTC
Since the bonus episode got to you so late, I feel like the least we could do is get this episode to you nice and early.
Really loved that cameo of Bartholomew the hell mouse at 1:11:30
Spookems
2024-11-19 10:52:57 +0000 UTC
I may be alone in this, but I find the PIAT team advertising for a gambling website very uncomfortable. I would strongly urge you to reconsider.
Henry Thomas
2024-09-11 09:03:10 +0000 UTC
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/xZjey2tCXV
Off-label Botanist
2024-09-11 02:12:22 +0000 UTC
Noah, you all know why the snakes are not allowed with the other animnals. was that whole thing witht he tree and the fruit
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-08 06:09:25 +0000 UTC
Never seen Silverwing i just knew it was a thing, i also remember Legends of treasure island and Phantom cat. but that is very niche
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-06 19:49:40 +0000 UTC
i saw screenshot of zootopia 2, they do not show it but with how Judys cloth flows, she has nipples to and yes alot of ass shots of her and the fan art reflects that.
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-06 19:49:01 +0000 UTC
that seems to few., my fur affinity has 1741n submissions dating back to 2007, then again not all is NSFW art
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-06 19:47:43 +0000 UTC
Man, y’all should consider Jaws 3. It’s hilariously bad (but fun) and presaged the awfulness of Dennis Quaid.
Nolan B.
2024-09-06 00:18:19 +0000 UTC
825 pics, damn
Djonin Stark
2024-09-05 02:04:18 +0000 UTC
I appreciate the reference to the Thénardiers. That's a joke for MEEEEE!
Markus D
2024-09-05 00:51:49 +0000 UTC
Love Cecil's laugh! It's so contagious!
Sherri Antal
2024-09-04 22:16:34 +0000 UTC
Yo, someone else who knows Silverwing? I grew up with that series, but I figured that was because I was Canadian. The TV show was absolutely made by furries.
Also, I want to add Redwall as another furry thing from my childhood. Not so much on the "sexy" side (at least not in canon), but everything else, yeah.
Markus D
2024-09-04 21:45:36 +0000 UTC
I thought the guys were exaggerating about Panty.
They were not
I'm not going to complain about a naked sexy panther lady, but how was this approved for kids??
Miles Greene
2024-09-04 16:04:53 +0000 UTC
now i am curious how many of my art shows upon that site if you search " lordstevie"
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-04 13:49:48 +0000 UTC
i love that Thundercats is on the far end of the furry spectrum where they all are like 90% humans and Lion king is on the opposite spectrum, But god damn the animator that made Nalas bedroom eyes where one horny bastard.
Fuck there was a french cartoon called Prince Argai that had a sexy cobra witch lady as its main villain. This is now a Scaly household
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-04 13:48:44 +0000 UTC
Zootopia is literally half tight shots on Judy's ass. That shit's blatant.
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2024-09-04 13:46:47 +0000 UTC
Dinosaucers, the great mouse detective, rescue rangers, talespin, the rescuers, Silverwing, Kung-fu panda. FUCKING ZOOTOPIA!
The entire sonic the hedgehog franchise, every humanoid looking pokemon, Digimon. Donkey kong franchise, Star fox, I mean Krystal alone is likely the catalyst for most millenial furries.
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-04 13:45:44 +0000 UTC
link
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-04 13:41:51 +0000 UTC
or " THINK OF THE CHILDREN" the two most over used justifications.
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-04 05:49:06 +0000 UTC
I feel like the ads that played before this episode (the non-patreon feed) were a direct attack on Heath. Some "intelligent drink system" that is essentially a Keurig-style robot bartender.
Spiked Nalgene
2024-09-03 23:31:58 +0000 UTC
I think have been very few, if any, times in history where "to protect women" was anything but a post-hoc rationalization for prudishness.
Spiked Nalgene
2024-09-03 23:28:17 +0000 UTC
> He WAS NOT.
I heard that in Eli's voice
Spiked Nalgene
2024-09-03 23:22:43 +0000 UTC
I think you’re thinking of Lorde on Hot Ones, not Cardi B. She definitely reacted!!
Kaitlin Beard
2024-09-03 21:39:20 +0000 UTC
Never forget Rivet the Lombax
Djonin Stark
2024-09-03 20:59:28 +0000 UTC
Kairel has the most pictures at 218
Djonin Stark
2024-09-03 20:58:31 +0000 UTC
I checked a furry porn database for “el Arca” (this movie’s original title) and found 507 pictures tagged. Each lady in this movie has at least 100 pictures if not more.
Djonin Stark
2024-09-03 20:54:57 +0000 UTC
My aunt probably created a couple of furries from showing the Storyteller episode "Hans, My Hedgehog" to her English Class.
Matt Eldritch
2024-09-03 19:36:55 +0000 UTC
Also thanks for releasing such a fun episode right before my first day of work this semester. It's been a nice distraction from my constant sense of dread 🙃 Legitimately I don't know how I'd get through without y'all sometimes. So thank you! 😊 ✨
Stella
2024-09-03 17:26:27 +0000 UTC
It might be helpful to remember that PiaT fans tend to be good people and other people are probably dealing with social anxiety as well.
Markus D
2024-09-03 15:21:32 +0000 UTC
I'm glad you guys had fun with this one! It's nice to have one of these movies among all the bad Christian shit that takes itself dead serious.
Markus D
2024-09-03 15:19:43 +0000 UTC
"We haven't made any furries since Robin Hood!"
Thundercats.
Lion King.
Tiny Toon Adventures.
I can go on. I can go on for a WHILE.
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2024-09-03 15:06:22 +0000 UTC
I was wondering what this was right up until starting to listen to the show. Then I realized: oh shit, this is the Noah's Ark movie with the big fat cat tat panther lady.
My next thought was one simple phrase: THIS GONNA BE GOOD.
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2024-09-03 15:04:13 +0000 UTC
What movie are they going on Dec 7th? The horrible 2001 Pearl Harbor movie?
Scott Lesch
2024-09-03 14:17:04 +0000 UTC
I found the movie on Youtube to confirm the jokes. :)
Scott Lesch
2024-09-03 13:39:30 +0000 UTC
I thought Eli was exaggerating the extent that this is furry porn. He WAS NOT.
DrProfSatan
2024-09-03 13:27:09 +0000 UTC
so 50 years ago
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-03 12:44:34 +0000 UTC
I checked and yeah there's a fair bit of actual furry debates over the big cats in this movie
Sean Young
2024-09-03 10:40:24 +0000 UTC
Every time Noah says something like "and then he goes to break up with Panty" or "and then Panty goes and..." my brain does, like, a cache-miss.
Drunkarius
2024-09-03 08:55:47 +0000 UTC
elaborate on why
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-03 06:20:22 +0000 UTC
might it be the same Slang they used in Jurassic world to abbriviate the name Pachycephalosaurus?
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-03 06:19:09 +0000 UTC
depends on what Bakshi movie it is, but yes.
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-03 05:00:57 +0000 UTC
Lucinda is a flying squirrel
Adam Martin
2024-09-03 02:34:14 +0000 UTC
I don't know how helpful or relevant my few (and now roughly 20 years old(!)) experiences with shrooms would be. Instead maybe I can at least offer this ScienceNews.org article from a couple months ago? (I dunno how helpful this really is, either, but it's interesting..?) Psilocybin basically hits a reset button on your at-rest brain patterns, which are associated with your sense of self. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/psilocybin-brain-networks
Another Craig
2024-09-03 00:40:59 +0000 UTC
OMG THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. I began watching it the second I finished the gam episode. This movie is fucking amazing. I love it so much.,
Anne the transwoman
2024-09-02 23:43:51 +0000 UTC
I think option 3 is: if we can make their lives as joyless as possible, church won't seem so bad...
Another Craig
2024-09-02 23:30:18 +0000 UTC
I like that in the first skit y'all got the furry culture aspect down that we get fully rendered fan art out seconds after a character is announced. Very accurate.
Vausch Abendroth
2024-09-02 23:18:51 +0000 UTC
Two Votes - if I were any good at 2D art I'd try to help out
Cass
2024-09-02 20:34:15 +0000 UTC
Its free on Youtube - you absolutely should!
Cass
2024-09-02 20:33:30 +0000 UTC
Oh no! I always wondered what the story was.
KarlaRei
2024-09-02 19:31:50 +0000 UTC
Yikes! I'm not familiar with northeast US regional slang, so I'll have to look that up. Heath is usually so sensitive and culturally aware, but then again he did have a hand in coming up with "God Awful Races" and "Ra*ing People with Heath."😅
ForwardslashTim
2024-09-02 19:21:19 +0000 UTC
I don’t know the full story but I think that’s the show where Heath used a slang word for a liquor store common in the northeast US. It’s an abbreviation for “package store”
That word has a homonym that is a slur directed towards people of central Asian descent, specifically those from Pakistan.
The Edinburgh crowd was not aware of the American version and reacted accordingly
The System
2024-09-02 19:13:22 +0000 UTC
This is a family picture in the style of Bakshi, lol
tsukiouji
2024-09-02 18:02:46 +0000 UTC
We should absolutely come up with fursonas for the whole PIAT crew, lmao.
Kunoku The Proto
2024-09-02 17:09:26 +0000 UTC
I definitely have to watch this thing now.
Kunoku The Proto
2024-09-02 17:06:56 +0000 UTC
There's a citation needed episode, I think the controversial art one, where Cecil assigns them dog breeds, with Noah being an Afghan Hound, Eli a pug, and Heath a Greyhound. Fitting choices, but I think other species might be more fun to consider. :P
That being said. I MAY have doodled designs of these at some point....
Stella
2024-09-02 16:43:03 +0000 UTC
the real question is, what is Heath and Noah´s fursonas
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 16:00:17 +0000 UTC
It's so obvious.
Cass
2024-09-02 15:31:52 +0000 UTC
CECILSTEIN!
Jay Voigt
2024-09-02 15:29:07 +0000 UTC
we must know
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 15:13:24 +0000 UTC
it is obviously a Pug
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 15:13:13 +0000 UTC
How much do I have to donate for the story of what happened in Edinburgh?
ForwardslashTim
2024-09-02 14:29:32 +0000 UTC
Now I want to know what Eli's fursona is.
Cass
2024-09-02 13:26:48 +0000 UTC
Can confirm.
Cass
2024-09-02 13:26:35 +0000 UTC
No worries. Hoping you'll have a wonderful time, and that Eli's entrance outfit is hilarious.
Taru Tikkanen
2024-09-02 11:53:50 +0000 UTC
So, is this actually a fun watch as a furry, then?
Graydon Armstrong
2024-09-02 10:44:05 +0000 UTC
it is a unicorn, a dragon and bigfoot. be funny if there was some dinosaurs to
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 09:23:08 +0000 UTC
I love you guys. You're so fun.
Sumthinstupd
2024-09-02 07:20:23 +0000 UTC
I got both of my kids in college, having basically raised them by myself and trying to to keep our own business afloat, take care of pets, clean the house,.... Oh, list track of my point again. Well, we are losing our business and going bankrupt, and I'm strongly considering trying shrooms. I don't know anyone who does that, and I thought this forum is the best place I have for advice.
Kristine VanRaalte
2024-09-02 06:13:23 +0000 UTC
RQ: Do you think the origin of our prudishness is because to protect women or to keep little boys from touching themselves? Or possibly a third option I haven't thought of?
Kristine VanRaalte
2024-09-02 06:06:27 +0000 UTC
Oh, what the fuck did I just post. I kind of lost track of my point and kept on babbling...
Kristine VanRaalte
2024-09-02 06:02:09 +0000 UTC
I can't believe I'm going to see these guys this Friday!! It'll be the third time!!!! Should I stop by a dispensary before I go? I keep going with people who go with me just because I am incapable of going myself due to panic-inducing social anxiety. But they never wanted to stay after the show to let me get to talk to them in a less populated venue. I can't project my voice and I'm getting to the point that I can't hear tok well either.
Kristine VanRaalte
2024-09-02 06:01:06 +0000 UTC
And Noah has fallen victim to “twenty years ago” syndrome. Robin Hood came out in 1973
Laura Lusby
2024-09-02 05:35:13 +0000 UTC
replace the feces scenes with scenes of Cum. all the animals needs to tug one out
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 05:06:13 +0000 UTC
how can they be such prudes
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 05:04:17 +0000 UTC
Avatar checks out?
Buoyant Citrus
2024-09-02 04:30:35 +0000 UTC
I actually enjoyed this movie as well as the review. It needed more cum though!
Trevor Stephens
2024-09-02 03:45:31 +0000 UTC
When you guys announced that this would be an animated Noah's Ark, I hoped it would be the furry one. I've seen the characters around and always wondered about it! Looking forward to listening.
Stella
2024-09-02 03:30:24 +0000 UTC
Cunilingus is no joking matter...
Woodsy Boredom
2024-09-02 02:59:45 +0000 UTC
Anyone who thinks that twenty years off from Robin Hood there weren't more furry characters kids were getting awakened by has NOT watched enough animation.
Markus D
2024-09-02 02:52:05 +0000 UTC
I don't know if you can consider this a Christian movie, at least not any more than, say, The Prince of Egypt, where the creators just essentially based their movie on a well-known Biblical story.
Markus D
2024-09-02 02:45:17 +0000 UTC
That one is very good! Definitely more critical of religion than anything else.
Markus D
2024-09-02 02:44:00 +0000 UTC
My partner found this same cartoon on an Italian-language DVD (L'Arca Di Noe) several years ago. We watched it and enjoyed it quite a bit for its absurdity!
Peter Kyrouac
2024-09-02 02:29:28 +0000 UTC
Any chance of doing that Noah movie with Russell Crowe, Emma Watson and Frank Langella?
Matt Eldritch
2024-09-02 00:44:04 +0000 UTC
I never thought I'd hear that many cuninlingus jokes from an animated children's cartoon. Thank you Eli ... question mark ?
Anne the transwoman
2024-09-02 00:26:01 +0000 UTC
The shocking part is from it being a Christian movie. American Christian movies generally would meet the approval of actual 17th century puritans when it comes to depictions of sensuality. They once watched a movie that had a warning from the Dove foundation for a closed mouth kiss between husband and wife.
Kevin
2024-09-01 23:29:30 +0000 UTC
Noah, there is animated short movie with anthropomorphic sheep called Judas and Jesus, it is not for kids and like 15 min long
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 22:28:33 +0000 UTC
Eh, I guess relative to how thin she is, but when it comes to sexualized huge chests, I tend to think of something more dramatic.
Markus D
2024-09-01 22:21:45 +0000 UTC
i liked the IMDB for it, she has massive gazongas
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 22:15:23 +0000 UTC
It's been a long while since I've seen any clips, but I don't remember her having especially big boobs. But she was, of course, drawn to be as humanoid and sexy as possible.
Markus D
2024-09-01 22:10:19 +0000 UTC
What are all these cartoons with naked boobs in them? I'm not scandalized, but I feel like there are only so many situations where you would see someone topless.
Markus D
2024-09-01 22:09:32 +0000 UTC
Awww yis
KarlaRei
2024-09-01 22:07:27 +0000 UTC
There is no Male Panther, because Panther is not a species of great cats. it is what you call a leopard or jaguar that is all black
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 21:57:09 +0000 UTC
Sitting here, hearing you all being shocked at the human tits on the lioness. and i am here being " yeah pretty tame really, sure super big, But i been drawing big boobs on anthropomorphic dinosaurs since 2007"
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 21:26:41 +0000 UTC
okay, i am flooding this comment section but man, this is kinda tame compared tot he animated movies and cartoons i saw as a kid. Scandinavian kids cartoons had naked boobs in them. Alot of core memories there.
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 20:56:26 +0000 UTC
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068997/
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 20:52:51 +0000 UTC
if i recall God is a fat african-asian-caucasian-native american. they more or less smashed all ethnicities into God here and his reason for flooding the world is to make the bible more interesting to compeat with Ra and Zeus
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 20:51:04 +0000 UTC
EL ARCA?! you doing El Arca? the Argentinian kids movie that is as far as i know not christian? witht he big boobed evil panthress?
And i mean big boobed, SO MUCH FURRY PORN OF HER!
Argentinian_Italian amde, not spanish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark_(2007_film)
Hit me up and i give you some good furry porn Eli, i am not joking
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 20:41:50 +0000 UTC
Thank you!
Christy Crabbe
2024-09-01 20:27:50 +0000 UTC