GAM Bonus 093: The Last Shark
Added 2024-08-31 17:38:47 +0000 UTCImportant explanation on this one: As you might recall, in June, we didn't release a bonus episode, because I (Noah) forgot to drop it in time. So we released it in early July and decided to make the bonus episode we recorded in July the August bonus episode.
Well, the next part is that I almost forgot to drop this one, too, because it had been so long since we recorded it. But luckily, this time Tim came through for you and reminded me to get it edited just before the month ends.
This is all a long way of explaining that this episode was recorded almost eight weeks ago; which might become obvious when we misidentify the Democratic nominee for president.
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OOOOOOOOOHHH yeees
Markus Nävergård
2025-01-09 20:24:16 +0000 UTCI am begging you guys to do the Borderlands movie.
Pamela Koehne-Drube
2024-09-25 23:41:13 +0000 UTC" do you think god stays in Heaven, because he to lives in fear of what he has created?" in response to vomit falovoured jelly beans. WHY?!
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-09 05:10:05 +0000 UTCCitric acid!
tsukiouji
2024-09-05 05:16:05 +0000 UTCJelly Belly has made them for 20 years, is my point. And they were doing gross flavors even before Harry Potter came around. They do the "puke" flavor with citric acid
tsukiouji
2024-09-05 05:15:47 +0000 UTCmake a movie about shitty dolphines
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-05 04:15:26 +0000 UTCI think that people get too judgy about dolphins. The problem is that they're smart, and so, like humans, there are some shitty ones.
Markus D
2024-09-05 00:56:32 +0000 UTCI don't like Harry Potter and never really have, but I don't know what about the beans doesn't make sense. Because there are intentionally gross flavours? Some kids like the light play-gambling aspect of that. The chocolate frogs are just a stupid idea though. Why would you make a chocolate thing that runs away from you, even if you had the magic to do it?
Markus D
2024-09-05 00:55:18 +0000 UTCThe base flavor used for the vomit jelly beans is the same as the one for the pepperoni pizza flavor.
CajunRoyalty
2024-09-04 16:41:07 +0000 UTCI completely missed Heath’s original Starman reference. I backed it up and listened again and I missed it again.
Mark Warren
2024-09-04 11:57:43 +0000 UTCThe guys need to do Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Terrible green screen! Bizarre line deliveries! Cheesy John Barrowman! Shower boobs!
Sparrow
2024-09-03 16:33:49 +0000 UTCWhat a username/post combo holy shit
Echo Cian
2024-09-03 16:22:57 +0000 UTCIs no one going to mention that Squint was played by Vic Morrow? He was an American actor who was killed while filming the Twilight Zone movie in 1982.
Leslie Marchant
2024-09-03 13:27:43 +0000 UTCwhy make such candies
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-03 13:19:20 +0000 UTCJeff Bridges, Karen Allen, "yellow means go very fast", that's what I think of when I hear Starman.
Uriah Jackson
2024-09-03 10:28:09 +0000 UTC“Mom, can we get Jaws on DVD?” “We have Jaws at home, honey.” Jaws at home: The Last Shark
Kunoku The Proto
2024-09-03 09:11:29 +0000 UTCThe Bamboozled jelly beans sounds like a thing you guys might do at a Pajama Party… can I really recommend that you don’t tho? When I say they are NASTY, I’m talking immediate vomit reaction for many of them
Heath Enwright’s Husband
2024-09-02 16:44:23 +0000 UTCAll I can think of is Ziggy Stardust
Zach Van Stanley
2024-09-02 13:28:36 +0000 UTCAnd what does that have to do with anything
tsukiouji
2024-09-02 08:11:56 +0000 UTClike most in the harry potter verse, the Candy makes no fucking sense, like living chocolate frogs and those fucking beans. as soon as you start thinking on it, it falls apart, like everything in that book series
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-02 05:48:01 +0000 UTCAnd a Carpenter film, David Bowie song, and 80s TV show
Jesse Ozog
2024-09-02 03:19:18 +0000 UTCAnd a DC character
Jesse Ozog
2024-09-02 03:18:11 +0000 UTCSalsa Shark, I see Mr. Lugeons
Jesse Ozog
2024-09-02 03:17:13 +0000 UTCHow does Eli not know that Jelly Belly does Bertie Bott's
tsukiouji
2024-09-01 18:26:05 +0000 UTCI’ve seen this movie a thousand times and is a-ma-zing.
ARG
2024-09-01 16:56:49 +0000 UTCI totally forgot i´ve seen this movie., i own it from rifftrax
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 16:25:17 +0000 UTCStarman is also the name of the aliens from the earthbound series
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 16:25:00 +0000 UTCI don't blame Eli for not getting the "starman" thing. I constantly forget that the Mario star is called a "starman". It's just a star with eyes!
Markus D
2024-09-01 16:04:07 +0000 UTCEspecially since he is/was a Harry Potter fan!
Markus D
2024-09-01 15:56:54 +0000 UTCSexy lady shark, i can draw that hit me up heath
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 14:56:45 +0000 UTCThings Sharks arnt, they are not racists or rapists, they are also not psychos, Things DOLPHINES are. but Dolphines have spin doctors. every shark movie was written by a dolphine!
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 14:52:32 +0000 UTCI want creature feature where the animal is jsut acting normal but all deaths occur because of apnicking humans
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 14:49:53 +0000 UTCall sharks are adorable and the bad guy is always humans
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 14:48:24 +0000 UTCthe movie was fuled by cocaine
Markus Nävergård
2024-09-01 14:46:05 +0000 UTCYep. I remember trying them for the first time when my now 16 yo was a baby. Maybe they are more commonly found in some places or something, because I can't imagine how Eli managed to miss their existence for nearly 20 years lol
Lisa
2024-09-01 11:28:52 +0000 UTCJelly Bellies do jelly beans that have different gross flavors - or did in the post - I accidentally bought some at an airport one time and got an unpleasant surprise … Beanboozled! That’s what they are!
Winter wiorkowski
2024-09-01 08:52:55 +0000 UTCCocaine is implied.
Taru Tikkanen
2024-09-01 06:08:47 +0000 UTCIt was a bold choice in the dragging the dock scene to cut out the part where the shark saws through the top end like Bugs Bunny of the sea.
Athena Chalcioecus
2024-09-01 02:30:08 +0000 UTCWE. NEED. MORE. SHARK. PROTAGONISTS.
Markus D
2024-09-01 02:27:35 +0000 UTCThose jelly beans have been around for a long time. I graduated high school in 2009 and people brought them to school all the time even at that point.
Blue Star Comics
2024-08-31 23:33:10 +0000 UTCFun fact: they didn’t intentionally make a vomit flavored jelly bean. They attempted to make a pizza flavor and it turned out badly so they chucked the idea. When every flavored beans became a thing they pulled the recipe out of storage.
Norabobora
2024-08-31 23:04:52 +0000 UTCgood god all that was less than 8 weeks ago
Acela2163
2024-08-31 22:16:38 +0000 UTC"So then the shark takes out the chopper" is about the most 80's scene summary you can get without the word "cocaine" being included.
One I'd Nick
2024-08-31 20:57:34 +0000 UTC🎼Bonus shark, doo doo do doo…
Taru Tikkanen
2024-08-31 19:38:39 +0000 UTCI need Noah to believe that I am eating a hot pocket while listening to this...and I hate hot pockets.
Lora Forsyth
2024-08-31 18:16:52 +0000 UTCAlready got to see the crew at the SLC show, so I'm feeling like I got extra extra with this .
jonesy
2024-08-31 18:09:11 +0000 UTCI saw this at the drive-in in Barbados when I was a boy in the 1980s. I hadn't seen "Jaws" at the time, so it did scare me... not my little sister though. However, "The Last Shark" is still better than "Jaws: The Revenge"!
Victor Field
2024-08-31 17:55:45 +0000 UTCSo you realised the June one in July, but we get it the end of August. Make perfect sense.
Andrew Gibson
2024-08-31 17:46:08 +0000 UTCThe flavor text is sus. It claims to be written by Noah, an assertion supported by the proper English usage, yet the excuses are giving Eli vibes. Being a written communication to another human being rules out Heath as the writer… it’s just Tim isn’t it. Don’t refer to yourself in the third person, Tim
Heath Enwright’s Husband
2024-08-31 17:44:02 +0000 UTCYou rock! 🙏❤️
Stu Pollock
2024-08-31 17:42:20 +0000 UTCThank you, Noah! Was eagerly awaiting… 😁
Suzanne August
2024-08-31 17:42:01 +0000 UTC
