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GAM 471: Fallen Angels: Warriors of Peace

This week, we make Cara do an action movie. And mispronounce Cuba Gooding Jr.'s name more.

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WRIST CONTROL!

Fren

Jesus, how weak are your teeth!?

Markus D

Cara's confusion over "wrist control" was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

Morris Salisbury

I like to think Eli is still working through the trauma from Dark Realm. It was just too close to home.

Uriah Jackson

It would be a pretty great power for Eli.

Uriah Jackson

I was in a course at the local community college when the professor mentioned the strip club that was just outside of town, commenting that they weren't sure if it was still open. I volunteered that it was, but a fellow classmate did at the same time, so at least she and I shared the looks from people.

Uriah Jackson

I'm one of those low light people. I'm photosensitive enough that being in sunlight for too long without sunglasses will give me a migraine. Most electric lights don't bother me as much, but I still feel more comfortable in dim or shadowy areas than well lit ones.

Uriah Jackson

i thought they meant Georgia, the state

Markus Nävergård

Is anyone else picturing Christians wandering around Eastern Europe following clues from their dreams but there are no demons?

Off-label Botanist

Librarians, represent!

Zach Van Stanley

There's an overhead light in my home office. Two of the bulbs are burned out and the third is really low watts. It's the only way I can use it.

DataAngel

I mean honestly my teeth would be happier with no Skittles too. Cracked one entirely in half on a Skittles bender.

Morris Salisbury

wrist control meet cute.

Markus Nävergård

Kinda worked the one time I tried it, but that may be related to the fact that I had a major size advantage over the guy I was quarreling with. I regret the whole thing. Not the least of which bc he was cute.

Gmork

Just dropped in to say that we definitely converted the card catalog in my library to demon storage

Skeptibrarian

Cara declaring that they are all BEES made me laugh out loud in a crowded parking lot.

Harper Court

Cool

AtomicSquirrel (Evan)

i want to have that now. the most alpha male triggering, male ego shattering episode there is.

Markus Nävergård

hmmmm, possible vampire...hmmmm

Markus Nävergård

just pump pure seratonin and endorfins into the brainstem like you are bane Roiding up.

Markus Nävergård

A dino and paleo nerd in general. drives me up the wall when folks use outdated or erroneous terms like " Aquatic dinosaurs" mate if you found a aquatic,marine Dinosaur tell the paleontologists, they´d love that, what you likely mean is a Plesiosaur or a pliosaur or any of the numerous different families of marine reptiles that evolved during the mezosocium.

Markus Nävergård

I mean, they do make my brain happy. More seems like I'd be even happier (obvious sarcasm)!

Proud mom of fur babies

GAM guest masochist, Heath Enright

Markus Nävergård

eat it like skittles ( obviously not, kids do not eat medication of any kind like skittles)

Markus Nävergård

Yeah, I was just clarifying your wording since you said "right now" and not "right away", so I wasn't totally sure when "now" was referring to.

Markus D

I agree with the "bad porn" angle, as there have been times where I've stumbled across a porn video and been like "I hope that nobody notices me watching this, because it's not even indicative of my tastes" (people noticing me namely being my parents when I lived in their house, I'm not a public-porn-watching perv). Otherwise, maybe it's just awkward to walk in on porn when not expecting it beforehand?

Markus D

This is my situation exactly. My mom is a very "turn on the lights" kind of person (and will mention not being able to see in the lower light I prefer) but I pretty much don't turn a light on in the daytime unless I'm looking at an isolated area, like a closet. I don't know what it is, but things like big overhead lights are literally physically uncomfortable. I have one in my bedroom that I literally never use.

Markus D

As someone who just started taking zoloft, I can confirm you don't take handfuls of it at once.

Proud mom of fur babies

Wow, another pterosaur nerd! Can confirm this is correct

Zach Van Stanley

For any bright light people, don’t assume that a person in a dark room wants you to turn on the lights. I’m autistic and am much more comfortable in low light, but I have had so many people “Hey, let me help you out there” without asking or seeming annoyed that I don’t like bright lights

Zach Van Stanley

I think it depends on the porn. There’s plenty that’s degrading and disrespectful to women. But there’s plenty where women have agency and a voice.

Zach Van Stanley

I would go for a Gal’d awful movie episode for sure

Jme Simard

I am a "dark house guy," not pitch black, but I have small lamps in every room with like 40 watt bulbs. I almost never turn on the overhead lights, bright lights make me very uncomfortable, anxious, headachey, etc... If I could exist in perpetual twilight, I'd be A-okay with that.

Jay Voigt

In the early 2000s I used to do HIV outreach at strip clubs … my first day, my creepy coworker (who looked like the gopher from Caddyshack) told me the food specials each day at all the large strip clubs before he realized that he had just told me how much time he spent at the large strip clubs …

Winter wiorkowski

I love when Cara joins! Perfect mixture of knowledge, intelligence and great humor!

Diego Guzmán

random thought. would a " wife" episode be possible, Lucinda,Anna and Ann riffing a terrible anti femenist movie?

Markus Nävergård

might have objections against bad porn

Markus Nävergård

Over the past few years a lot of vaguely leftist voices seem to be landing on prudism as an expression of "feminism" for some reason

Unidentified Salmon

People’s brains break during combat, or after combat, or days later, or weeks later. It’s not predictable, and Cara seemed surprised that it wasn’t.

AtomicSquirrel (Evan)

I was going to mention that thing about the machine guns. Like, of course you don't lead with the rocket launcher; it's a GUY, not a kaiju. With point 2 do you mean "right away"?

Markus D

15 years ago I tried wrist control. And that happened. It was embarrassing and awkward. I quit all martial arts that very moment.

Fren

Cara is attending more episodes than Heath in no time at this rate.

Fren

Apparently I watched the first one. At least I got to see Michael Madsen dressed like an insurance salesman yelling in a green screen

Calvin Golden

Whenever you guys make a wrist control reference I think of that Derrick Comedy Self Defense sketch lol

Stella

I have a hard time believing Lucinda would have an issue with Noah watching porn

tsukiouji

That's fair, although I can also see why it would be easy dismiss their criticisms if they can't be bothered to get basic things like pronunciation correct, etc.

Justin S.

Two things: 1) You don't bring up the rocket launcher right away because the ammo for the rifles and the machine gun is more plentiful and easier to carry. You can fire a lot of it, and you save the RPG for jobs that require it. 2) Yes, PTSD can take effect right now.

AtomicSquirrel (Evan)

Going to end all my conversations with "Doing something with demons! Byeeeee!" from now on

DataAngel

If it's any consolation, the COUNTRY of Cuba is pronounced more like "coo-ba" (apparently the "b" is different in Spanish, but the first syllable is not "kyu" like it's said in America).

Markus D

Apparently this is a sequel. Although I doubt seeing the first would make it more comprehensible.

James

My point is that they spent a lot of time discussing how to say his name, and I don’t think they need to give him that sort of care.

Mark H

Noah’s DJP voice in a non-DJP episode? Colour me delighted!

Taru Tikkanen

Toilet-portation sounds like Eli’s lame superpower.

WelcomeToFalse

Yeah, so… Depressed obsessive compulsive, here. Can confirm that Cara is correct about zoloft. SSRIs aren’t magic; if they were, they’d be as effective as prayer.

WelcomeToFalse

FYI, yeah, underground Nazi fight clubs are absolutely a thing: https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/active-clubs-americas-white-supremacist-fight-club

Michael McElroy

Every time that comes up, I cringe over how badass I thought studying that made me back in hs.

Gmork

I’m pretty sure they’re in Georgia because the devil went down to Georgia….

Jolliebean

Cul-de-sac Apocalypse is a wonderful term. Websters should pick it up and give Cara the credit.

Scott W. Davis

Wait, Noah does not know who Denise Richards is! That means one thing guys, we must get a bonus episode of Noah watching 'Starship Troopers'

Michael Champion

HEATH! there are no "Pterodactyls" there are Pterosaurs and a species of specific pterosaurs named, Pterodactylus and another Species named Petrodactylus.

Markus Nävergård

" you get the flametounge sword. it is +2 to hit and deals 2d6 slashing damage and an additional 3d10 fire damage on hit"

Markus Nävergård

wait. so 1. " oh we are supposed to mett a man for the weapons, but it is a lady, do not worry, just a substitute, usually it is a real MAN witht he weapons. 2. they get signature class weapons and magic potions like this is Diablo?

Markus Nävergård

Tip for Noah: Next time anyone asks, say you keep the lights off because you're fighting climate change. Works a treat for me, every time. If they start pointing out inconsistencies in your behaviour ("Why do you always have the air con at 5f?"), start yelling like a zealot about balance in nature. I'm sure you've roleplayed a druid before, you've got this.

Starshark

We will open the gates of Tharak´zul and great Zuma´gog will feast upon the sins of man

Markus Nävergård

can i have a movie where they do a wrist control and the reciver just goes " what you doing?"

Markus Nävergård

and the Christian movie industry was like " okay so you are a sex offender, we do not care about that, just sign here, we have no morals or standards, we take in everyone,racists,sex offenders, homophobes,transphobes, even Ben Shapiro is here"

Markus Nävergård

Wait...did they just steal the ending of Jacobs Ladder and use it for their movie? Cause it kinda sounds like they just ripped off Jacobs Ladder

Devin Rose

A quick Google said he plead guilty to "one count of forcibly touching a woman at a NYC rooftop bar" in 2022 and he also settled out of court last year for a lawsuit that was brought in 2020 accusing him of r*ping a women twice in 2013 So anyway yeah that's probably why he's doing this kind of stuff now

Devin Rose

Oh btw, healing potion and archery? Leia is a combination of Susan and Lucy from Narnia!

Heather Law

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Tim, Yes that Tim - the social media guy

Randy Couture was in The Expendables as well.

Matt

Isn’t Cuba Gooding Jr a sex pest? That’s why he’s in shit like this now, right?

Mark H

I was glad to hear it bc it's just a responsible and courteous thing to do. I know they're making fun of him, but being careless w someone's name is a different kind of disrespectful that I'm glad they avoided.

Gmork

Eli off again?!?!… Tim, tell the truth… was Eli actually the guy on the roof in Butler County, PA… you gotta tell the truth, it’s like being asked if you’re a Cop!!!!

Peter Graham

This hasn't pulled through to my patron RSS feed yet (in case there's a button someone is meant to push, or something has sprung a leak in the podcast tubes or something)

Heather Law

If anyone wants to see Cuba in something that doesn't totally suck ass, he has a great part in a obscure and quickly buried Comedy Central show called Big Time in Hollywood, Florida. You probably can't get it without just buying it on Amazon, but it's worth it. I don't want to spoil it, but it may or may not include a scene of Cuba Gooding Jr getting his arm blown off and then using the arterial blood-spurt to drown a very recognizable former TV star.

Justin S.

I'm so glad Noah made the correction on how to pronounce Cuba because I was always curious but not enough to actually check.

Maddie

This one was hilariously bad!

Maggie


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