GAM403: Left Behind 2: Rise of the Antichrist
Added 2023-05-08 21:28:39 +0000 UTCBecause it's been too long since we got to hang out with the Sorbos.
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Holy shit, the DVD thing explaining the repture was literally from an episode of American Dad and I am so glad to realize how much of a rip off this shit is
Paintmekala
2023-06-15 05:55:24 +0000 UTCHow do you use the acronym OTM and not get One True Mark?
Smurphette
2023-05-20 16:59:45 +0000 UTCThe apologetic I got (Southern Baptist, I unironically read the first few Left Behind books when they originally released) is that Satan doesn't believe the prophecies. Consider: Lucifer, the fallen angel, didn't agree with God when he was originally evicted from heaven. If he didn't agree with God at the beginning of time, why would he agree with God at the end? Satan is following his own playbook, which he's convinced will succeed. He's just wrong, because of the plucky adventurers led by K-Sorbs who is guided by the hand of God himself.
Caldwell
2023-05-14 12:45:47 +0000 UTCAs an ex-Catholic: "A-HAH! GOOD ONE MR BOSNICK!" indeed. The miracle of the herrings really cut the bottom out of my respect for my former church (I'm Australian, and this was BEFORE the whole Pell thing).
Nick Power
2023-05-13 08:59:50 +0000 UTCI used to think the Chun Li movie would be the low point of Neal McDonough's career. I was wrong.
Uriah Jackson
2023-05-13 01:33:01 +0000 UTCI thought that a 10-character password without any second-factor authentication to get full access to the WORLD CURRENCY was the high point. Boy was I in for a treat when 110 million lines of code was "suspicious" for a Facebook platform (that's pretty much *exactly* the order of magnitude you'd expect; for comparison all of Google's code is over 2 billion lines), AND THEN THE GUY READ IT LINE-BY-LINE BY HIMSELF AND UNDERSTOOD IT. I would *love* to get my hands on whoever thought that's how anything works and be like hey buddy, here's just a 10k line program. If you figure out what it does before sunset you get a million bucks. You can even call the renowned cybersecurity expert Mike Lindell to brainstorm on it.
V0ldek
2023-05-12 13:40:05 +0000 UTCYou're seriously pro social credit score? You'd be ok with giving a De Santis government that kind of power, for example?
Andy Ward
2023-05-12 09:59:07 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know if there is an apologetic for why Satan and his minions would follow the Christian end-times script? I understand that Satan knows and can quote scripture, so if he and his team know the parts they are prophesied to play, can he refuse?
Roy Thompson
2023-05-11 17:46:39 +0000 UTCI think the answer is Catholicism.
Roy Thompson
2023-05-11 17:43:41 +0000 UTCi mean that is his legal name
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-11 14:50:34 +0000 UTCI know that Noah's saying "Bucker", but I can't stop hearing "Fucker Carlson", which is what I normally call him anyway.
Markus D
2023-05-10 19:33:47 +0000 UTCMr. Bosnick, that ex-Catholic is me. Thank you!!!
Julie LaVoice
2023-05-10 02:45:24 +0000 UTCRe: Heavenly Spectators I probably would've told you that people in heaven could see people in hell, if asked when I was Southern Baptist. The tldr is 1 - "Heaven" is perfect 2 - "Perfect" includes perfect knowledge 3 - "Perfect knowledge" includes knowledge of the goings-on in hell I thought of it more like a palantir (Saruman's orb from Lord of the Rings), tho. I could see if I wanted, or not if I didn't.
Caldwell
2023-05-09 21:53:10 +0000 UTCCuz it is Kevin Sorbo. He deserves it.
Kristine VanRaalte
2023-05-09 20:34:37 +0000 UTCLol
Kristine VanRaalte
2023-05-09 20:31:11 +0000 UTCYeah, that sounds about Yahweh.
Markus D
2023-05-09 17:17:54 +0000 UTCKevin Sorbo is really, really, REALLY dumb.
Jay Voigt
2023-05-09 17:08:39 +0000 UTCthere is something so funny about kevin Sorbos free fall career
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-09 16:48:23 +0000 UTCEpisode 403 was filmed in Calgary. And you say there’s no “great plan”. (403 was the area code for Calgary when I was a kid, for context)
Kate Harris
2023-05-09 15:11:53 +0000 UTCCan we talk about how Romania was clearly these idiots idea of what Ukraine is secretly up to?
MrRogersSweater
2023-05-09 14:40:00 +0000 UTCI call a Jew -- my dentist for almost 35 years -- all the time because I help him with his computer problems (a whole 'nuther story) and I can attest that Eli's phone call with a Jew demonstration was completely true and correct.
Jon Herrin
2023-05-09 13:49:26 +0000 UTCSo wait is this a sequel to the Nicholas Cage one? This is amazing. There truly is no box office performance bad enough that Christian cinema won't greenlight a sequel. Looking forward to Apocalypse 5 starring whoever's left from the 80s.
Nathaniel Arnold
2023-05-09 13:33:22 +0000 UTCThis movie is so bad that even Christian fans of the series are bombing it on IMDB.
Fluidkaos
2023-05-09 12:43:41 +0000 UTCYeah. I read a few. There was some entertaining dialogue in places (I can link to my book notes when I get home) but the naked homophobia and the straw man villain were just ridiculous.
Podkayne of Fourth Dimensional Mars
2023-05-09 11:52:30 +0000 UTCI was taking a sip of water at work when you got to the “truck nuts” part of making fun of Rayford Steele and I snort-choked. 🤦🏼♀️
Podkayne of Fourth Dimensional Mars
2023-05-09 11:49:59 +0000 UTCAnyone else have problems with the RSS feed? I haven't seen the episode arrive yet in my player.
Whitty
2023-05-09 08:57:26 +0000 UTCsick as a dog while listening to this. i had to go back couple of times because i could not keep up. gonna have to relisten
Markus Nävergård
2023-05-09 08:16:05 +0000 UTCAlso, I am real sad Patreon won't let me post the Kevin Sorbo "Disappointed!" gif
Jesse Ozog
2023-05-09 05:23:17 +0000 UTCI remember my first boss, who belong to a local Bible church, (I was working at Waldenbooks, yes I am old) always tried to get me to read the Left Behind books. She even gifted me the first one when I left the job. When I got hired I told them it was against my religion to work on Saturdays (it was not, which seems obviously to write out here) because I wanted to take advantage of the extra rights given to the religious in America. She never said it, nor, to be fair, was she ever openly cruel or bigoted (one of the better boss I have had, sadly) but I think she thought was Jewish.
Jesse Ozog
2023-05-09 05:11:26 +0000 UTCAbout 15 years ago I attempted to read this series. I got through about 4 books and decided I didn't care what happened to humanity.
TenaciousB
2023-05-09 03:07:51 +0000 UTCWhat the hell happened that led to Neal McDonough ending up in this film??
Justin Campbell
2023-05-09 01:46:30 +0000 UTCI’m embarrassed of being able to “Well, actually” this, but in the Left Behind book series, they make it very clear that you can only become a Christian up until you get the mark. After that you can lie on the ground screaming and crying to Jesus to save you from the plagues and he’ll just be like, “Sucks to be you!”
Diana
2023-05-09 01:00:26 +0000 UTCNo. KSorbs decided to make the sequel to the Nic Cage one... with 0 returning cast members.
Do Not Read This Username
2023-05-08 23:06:45 +0000 UTCAre we not going to talk about how the other country holding out on this "monetary system" (Romania) is the only other one that has an offensive money-related stereotype (to Gyp someone)?
Maddie
2023-05-08 22:54:57 +0000 UTCDid I miss something the episode they reviewed the first one with kevin sorbo
Joshua Talbert
2023-05-08 22:06:36 +0000 UTC
