GAM397: Best Friends Eternally
Added 2023-03-27 18:11:23 +0000 UTCThis week, we're excited to dive back into the cinematic sewage from Donald James Parker, aka "Gramps."
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“I want to spend as much time as possible with you, Grandpa! Let me twirl for you!” Woof. Now, I’m imagining DJP searching Backpage for “granddaughter experience”.
WelcomeToFalse
2025-04-02 13:12:40 +0000 UTC"full volume, I hate working on this fu@&ing movie..." Lmao
Alejandro Serrano
2024-08-07 22:49:21 +0000 UTCanyone else relistening in anticipation of the trilogy finale?
Adam Pope
2024-04-16 14:48:37 +0000 UTCBest Friend Recycled next! Lmao.
Dustin Dugger
2023-10-27 17:52:09 +0000 UTCHack off is very much an expression. Means to annoy. Good to hear the three of you together. Anna, Cecil, and Marsh are all awesome bit the show only works for realsy with Noah, Heath and Eli. Actually, if you want to bring Marsh in as a permanent fourth, I'll double my paltry patron commitment.
Amram E. Dworkin
2023-04-10 04:46:46 +0000 UTCI don't think there were bees in Stand By Me.
James Robbins
2023-04-02 12:57:24 +0000 UTCBit of a tangent, but when I hear an apologist try to harmonize the different numbers and names of women in tomb accounts from the gospels by saying "none of them say those were the only people there", I want to see someone challenge the apologist to a debate and when they arrive Matt Dillahunty and several other atheist debaters are waiting. "I never said I would be the only person you'd be debating."
Uriah Jackson
2023-04-01 05:15:56 +0000 UTCDamn, just finished Scathing and as this (and YT comments) are the main places I post, I'm so sorry to hear about Loki.
godSwill
2023-03-31 22:54:17 +0000 UTCThis was a tough one, cringy filmmaking for sure, but the true horror was Noah's DJP voice. That's going to be with me until I'm in my grave. Thanks?
godSwill
2023-03-31 16:20:50 +0000 UTCHow good would it have been if just one person on the set knew chess and they rolled out the Opera game.
Andy Ward
2023-03-30 18:41:07 +0000 UTCNow I really want a video of DJP listening to a GAM of one of his movies.
Gmork
2023-03-30 14:48:41 +0000 UTClmao
Order-Border
2023-03-30 11:15:00 +0000 UTCI'm way too happy about coming back to the Grampiverse.
Andy Ward
2023-03-30 08:47:28 +0000 UTCAlright now with the boomer comments, guys! 😠
Barbara Forrest-Ball
2023-03-30 03:52:40 +0000 UTCJust saying, that opening music montage was all Viet Nam protest songs, so it didn’t hit me that weird.
Deadeye Nick
2023-03-29 11:40:08 +0000 UTCMy dad refused to play chess with me from the time I was 6 for that very reason. I still don’t play chess, over 50 years later
Deadeye Nick
2023-03-29 11:37:42 +0000 UTCi wanna play chess, but i want to be able to upgrade my units to wizards and dragons and stuff.
Markus Nävergård
2023-03-29 05:36:02 +0000 UTCI'm sorry I dont have a time, but it's still being edited as of now.
God Awful Movies
2023-03-29 00:05:32 +0000 UTCI think in context it's weird. Saying you're hacking off a limb is a little different than saying you're being hacked off.
Stephen Gaston
2023-03-28 21:57:22 +0000 UTCokay, but bourbon and lemonade is amazing
Stephen Gaston
2023-03-28 21:55:28 +0000 UTCOk so I think DJP's terrible sin isn't Fig Newtons but lemonade alcohol drinks. The kid in Gramps Goes to College only agrees to drink when offered a lemonade drink and now this one with DJP being tempted by that lemonade alcohol.
kaizerlith
2023-03-28 20:15:32 +0000 UTCYikes!
Rachael L
2023-03-28 20:08:38 +0000 UTCDid I misunderstand a joke, or are the guys not familiar with the phrase “hacked off”?
Anonymous User
2023-03-28 18:23:15 +0000 UTCI had this issue for a while too! Or Patreon wouldn't update feeds, etc. Sometimes it was a connectivity issue. Here's what worked for me: Uninstall Patreon. Reboot phone. Reinstall.
siabra
2023-03-28 17:13:39 +0000 UTCTim, I hate to be “that guy” but… and ETA on the March Bonus Episode?
Peter Graham
2023-03-28 12:46:48 +0000 UTCThe Gary Pucket and the Union Gap reference is even more disturbing when you realize he's referring to the following lyrics from their most famous song: "Young girl get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run girl. Your much too young girl," in reference to his granddaughter...
Tom Lutes
2023-03-28 12:21:36 +0000 UTCGiven the title I thought this was about Eli and Cecil...
Peter Baillie
2023-03-28 09:29:46 +0000 UTCMy teen son won't play chess with me because my playing style is chaotic neutral. No plan, no strategy, just willy nilly movements across the board.
TenaciousB
2023-03-28 07:01:42 +0000 UTCAnd we got Noah’s DJP voice. Nice!
Taru Tikkanen
2023-03-28 04:52:11 +0000 UTClooked up his IMDB. wow, could make a podcast on him alone.
Markus Nävergård
2023-03-28 04:51:56 +0000 UTCDoes anyone else think it is possible that DJP's daughter caught him trying to molest HER daughter? The language in this movie sounds awfully groomy. Reminds me of when my step-grandpa told my sister she was starting to get "like Dolly Parton," while feeling her up in the barn.
Kristine VanRaalte
2023-03-28 04:49:52 +0000 UTCAnother super tense erotic thriller from the Pedro Almodovar of Christian cinema. By presenting only the wipe clean, surface level of the suburban filth he's hinting at, DJP leaves it all in the imagination of his devoted cult following. Genius
Chris McTiger
2023-03-28 04:48:28 +0000 UTCI want to play chess with Heath! I have a habit of randomness that would annoy him!
Scheherazade
2023-03-28 03:38:53 +0000 UTCDudes, what's happening. I used to listen for free on Stitcher & now that I subscribe on Patreon the feed craps out every 6-8 minutes! Deleted & reinstalled: bupkis. Going back to stitcher cuz Patreon help does not exist. Still luv ya
Beth Hasse
2023-03-27 23:49:06 +0000 UTCFor it to be true to life, though, one of the atheist movie reviewers has to hide his king in his butt so DJP can't take it.
Kiwi Satan
2023-03-27 23:17:13 +0000 UTCI love DJP!
Jessica Bonin
2023-03-27 21:46:02 +0000 UTCI bet you’ll all be singing a different tune after DJP releases his next movie about a handsome for his age Christian filmmaker who changes the hearts of three atheist movie reviewers after they foolhardily challenge him to a chess tournament.
Joshua
2023-03-27 20:38:02 +0000 UTCLets fucking go
Markus Nävergård
2023-03-27 20:03:22 +0000 UTCI figured it out, Noah's DJP sounds like the King Of Town.
Denise Huston
2023-03-27 19:44:38 +0000 UTCOH GOD I FOGOT IT WAS ANOTHER DJP
Denise Huston
2023-03-27 19:20:15 +0000 UTCSweet mamma jamma, let’s go!
Taru Tikkanen
2023-03-27 18:25:14 +0000 UTC
