GAM Bonus 061: F9 - The Fast Saga
Added 2021-07-17 16:19:22 +0000 UTCThis month, we finally go back to theaters ... and almost immediately regret it.
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so they watched the heavy metal movie and wanted that intro in their movie? F10 is where they race against God and f11 is where they combine fast and furious with the jurassic world franchise and we get Cadillacs and Dinosaurs as a movie
Markus Nävergård
2022-12-02 06:34:34 +0000 UTCAs a mechanic these movies are a guilty pleasure that requires me to turn my brain off
Big Bootie Britches AKA Cody Allen
2021-08-23 00:28:58 +0000 UTCEli. You can add a 50hp shot of nitrous for Camry. Also a 10 second car is the time it took for the car to cover a 1/4 mile drag race.
Big Bootie Britches AKA Cody Allen
2021-08-23 00:27:09 +0000 UTCThey did "Rocket Car" legend. Too bad they didn't end up plowing into the side of mountain.
Matthew Maxon
2021-08-11 08:24:42 +0000 UTCDid Noah say "buckabuckabucka" for the bionic sound? That's how my sisters and I did it when we were kids!!!!!
Kristine VanRaalte
2021-07-31 03:38:00 +0000 UTCHow did I not see this post?!!
Kristine VanRaalte
2021-07-29 20:55:31 +0000 UTCF10 will have a Portal gun mark my words
Aaron Holmes
2021-07-29 04:21:46 +0000 UTCNarp on Eli story.
Lethal Wheat Gluten
2021-07-22 01:35:44 +0000 UTCYou'd have had a lot more fun playing and reviewing final fantasy 9 Noah. It likely would have felt shorter as well.
Steve Gosse
2021-07-20 17:11:07 +0000 UTCThis story is my favorite. The song that Eli sang was the best!
IsASandwich
2021-07-19 11:15:42 +0000 UTCI got a theory. We know that they are remaking highlander. What if the F&F series are prequels to Highlander?
Kristjan Wager
2021-07-18 17:56:28 +0000 UTCI almost had a nervous breakdown listening to this episode. I can't tell if I want y'all to now do every single Fast and Furious movie, or stop now and never mention them again. This was traumatic.
Annika Peterson
2021-07-18 16:02:22 +0000 UTCCharlize Theron is the embodiment of horror in Monster. She is terrifying. 😳
Jeremiah
2021-07-18 08:33:17 +0000 UTCSo now I have the words "gross domestic product" going through my head in the tune and voice of who ever sung "Puff the Magic Dragon"...
Reynold Hall
2021-07-18 07:58:33 +0000 UTCEli's exaggerations about his fellow theater-goers make me literally LOL every time!
Rachael Adamczyk
2021-07-18 04:24:48 +0000 UTCThey are CLEARLY self aware, I think. It's just silly fun.
Dennis Stout
2021-07-18 02:29:57 +0000 UTCI don't know about anyone else, but when Eli answered "gross domestic product" in that defeated ass tone at the end like he knew he was wrong fucking killed me. Bit or not I shot beer out of my nose and possibly traumatized one of my horses.
HeroesComeCheap
2021-07-18 00:14:31 +0000 UTCI feel like the F&F movies are intentionally stupid in the name of fun visuals but, hey, roasts are fun lol
Hal Boldercrest
2021-07-17 23:13:13 +0000 UTCSimple Jack. Charlize looks like her hairstyless was dared to give her the Simple Jack haircut and somehow got away with it.
B. King
2021-07-17 22:59:26 +0000 UTCSomewhere during production ... "Oh my god, this script is ludicrous!" "What?" "Again, NOT YOU!"
Dennis Stout
2021-07-17 21:44:35 +0000 UTCthe bonus episodes don't have the episode number in the name. That combined with the bonkers naming convention of the movies in this series led my brain to read the name of the movie as........61-F9: The Fast Saga.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm
2021-07-17 19:14:38 +0000 UTC"Ridiculitude!"
Justin Campbell
2021-07-17 18:09:19 +0000 UTCno... max payne was 60
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm
2021-07-17 17:42:07 +0000 UTCMy day just got significantly better
Ian from wine country
2021-07-17 17:30:39 +0000 UTCI had to drink whiskey on top of my baseline stoned to watch this one.
Cory Schoelzel
2021-07-17 17:18:13 +0000 UTCisnt this bonus 60?
Aaron Norell
2021-07-17 16:37:19 +0000 UTCMy first ever experience of a fast and furious movie.
Mirjam Dornauer
2021-07-17 16:24:07 +0000 UTCResisting the urge to make a joke about "family"
Justin S.
2021-07-17 16:23:15 +0000 UTC
