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June Full Length Bonus Episode

Here is June's full length bonus episode with my mom Dennette and little brother Taylor joining me! My mom may be more unhinged than the stories we read.. lol But we get into some petty revenge stories and some of the most infamous stories too. 

What are your thoughts on these ones?

TW** Story 1 contains talks of SA and jolly rancher story is gag worthy. 

Comments

i love how you and your mum have the exact same laugh lmfaoo so cute

beth semane

My daughter was an earlier crawler and actually was starting to be mobile at 4 months and I can understand how worried a first time parent would be to have a dog over. I think of it had been the second child, they might not have been so anxious.

Talia

Note to self. Don't eat yoghurt during this 🤣

Aspen Nova

Oh my gosh, not be gagging & dry heaving while I’m grooming a dog. I’ve never had a story turn my stomach like this

Jayne Keller

…… so I have a really strong stomach when it comes to gross stuff, I come from a medical family and I send my sister things from medicalpedia for funsies….. jolly rancher …. Jolly rancher was the one to break the streak 🫣award winning for sure 🤣

Enya

Taylor sounds exactly like Matt but sleepy

Annmarie Rounds-Sorensen

I wasn't planning on dry heaving on my way to work today. .

Jessica

Idk I love you guys but I think people can have opinions no matter how shitty they are

Carla Suciu

Sorry, but what does CSA mean?

Michelle

You mom is a hoot. Don’t think that I’ve gotten to the truly unhinged stuff yet, but so far loving this episode!

Michelle

taylor is such a fun perspective because I’m so petty and he’s just so “oh well, I can’t fix it so let’s deal with it the way things are” and I’m just like “bruh, how??”

Karrina Warren

Love your family, love you all. Here for the ick with bad hygiene but shaming folx for having pubic hair was a little uncomfy. I get it, it got gross. But at a CSA survivor who doesn’t scape down there for trauma reasons, that was a little uncomfy. Just fyi bc I know you can about being mindful.

Camille Haas

Okay but is it just me or your mom sounds exactly like your SIL??? Has anyone mention that?? 🤣

Josselly Cruz

Thanks for the feedback. Maybe just skip any Taylor stuff going forward.

Two Hot Takes

I love mom, but I’m soooo not feeling Taylor. He’s v cringe.

Serena Samqua

I can say without a doubt was the grossest episode I’ve ever listened to in my life. And I hope nothing will attempt to top that. Holy shit

Julia

Okay, I need more Mom and Taylor content. I love their banter and everything together!! The jolly rancher and the potato story will never not haunt me 🤮

Paige Gewecke

I understand why these stories are saved for the Patreon because I don’t think the average person can tolerate listening to that jolly rancher story 🍬🤮

Alex Torres

this jolly rancher story has been haunting me for days

Emma Keenan

As long as I can say people can’t bring their kids they can say no dogs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jacqueline Paraker-Lessue

I was SCREAMING the whole episode

Izzy Agnello

Love hearing from Mom!!!!

B B

not you and your mom having the same laugh!!

Brenna Sherman

I love your mom😂😂😂

Chloe

“Roadkill” killed me!! Your mom is amazing.

Sarah Alexis

Omg... I fucking love your mum!! She is hilarious!! She is EVERYTHING!

chloe reed

Damn, Taylor's not being very sex positive during pride month! 😜

Courtney S

I will never recover from the jolly rancher one. I actually almost puked in the shower 😂

Julia

I love dogs so much and my puppies are my best friends but I wouldn't allow a dog near a baby. Especially not at a party where everything is loud, theres a new baby, theres a lot going on. My dog is medium sized and is the sweetest girl ever but it does take just one second for a dog to switch up and do something to a baby. It's just not worth it, I'd be upset if my brother chose not to come and meet my new baby imo

Mary Hallaren

Your mom is everything 😂👏🏼

Jenny Wall

Omg. The jolly rancher one made my jaw DROP at the gym 😭😂

Joanna McDonald

Loved having your mom on here! Love her takes!

Roxanne Steele

Came here to say this 🤗

Strickly Keeks

Okay you’re mom is amazing! But you’re a little wild for discussing these stories with your mom and brother 😂

Alex Correia

You’re mom is such a cutie! Loved her and you should definitely bring her back!

Liliana Almazan

I’d like to say I have a pretty strong stomach - ex CNA and my moms a wound nurse, so I’ve heard and seen disgusting things… that jolly rancher story made me gag, like audibly gag. That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Megan Soward

your mom is ICONIC omg bring her back!

Tori Jeri

100%

Jenae Suite

WE NEED MORE OF YOUR MOM

Michaela Wolski

Tennis ball on a broom stick and bang it on the ceiling, put your speaker up to the ceiling and blast porn, fart spray under their door 🙃

Two Hot Takes

On the topic of petty revenge anyone got ideas for loud upstairs neighbors

Jenna Heil

This is a psychotic episode and I am here for it

Girl With A Laptop

The Jolly Rancher story was willllldddd

Carly Mayer

Her question? Personally the one about like anal I’m so curious! Like thinking back on my own dating history too…. Where’s an excel sheet I can input my answers for and the rest of the community 😂

SoullessPrincess

Omg what was it?!

Two Hot Takes

OMG SAME HAHAHAHA

Sarah-Ann Heffern

This is best episode yet 😂😂😂😂😂 died laughing at work

Sarah-Ann Heffern

Morgan and her mom have the exact same laugh, so cute! Loved listening to her this episode ❤️

Brie Sheehy

I need Dennette to get her last question answered bc I am also so curious

SoullessPrincess

I have never covered my mouth like OMG during an episode this much before and LISTENING TO THIS AT WORK OMG

SoullessPrincess

Same!!!! This is a WILD episode haha

Christina Weber

I was ready to throw up at work

B 🫶🏼

I’m mentally scarred after hearing the last few stories 🥴😭

B 🫶🏼

Yep. Never paused a podcast faster in my life than the moment when I found out what the Jolly Rancher was.

Christina Weber

Santagato x THT is going to be hilarious !!!

B 🫶🏼

Cackling at your mom oh my god she’s a riot

Karrina Warren

I need more Dennette asap 😂

Kaity Reid

Your mom is so funny 💀🤣 "if you want to do me then I have to do you first" 😭😭

Clarissa Thompson

MY 2 FAVORITE PODCASTERS IN 1 EPISODE?? OMG IM STOKED FOR JOE!!!! I hope Frankie is on it too😜

Sarah Pilon

Bruh your mom is so funny 😂

sokojenn

Especially the hit em with a car part right? 😂

Two Hot Takes

I about puked.. I now understand how people feel during poop stories

Two Hot Takes

I almost had to turn it off on the jolly rancher story 🤢

Kelly

14 min in and im LOVING your moms input!

Gem Hdz

Only on the first story but wow. That man is a pedophile and she needs to report him to law enforcement and the school.

Clarissa Thompson


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