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March Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Video

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March Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Video

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Im late so I’m sure my comment is irrelevant at this point, but the pilot story, he could literally say “I’m a restaurant manager but I’m studying to become a pilot”

Janessa Luciano

Gal from Georgia here - personally I’ve heard “Bless your/ his/ her/ their heart” used in both positive and sarcastic/ rude ways. I feel like I most commonly hear it in the context of “Aw bless their heart” (send some blessings their way cause they need it to deal with that craziness) 😂

Christy

I thought I was the only one that felt this way!

Hex

Also- jerry is giving free big toe action lol

Ally

I feel bad for the wife. He’s clearly insecure about his career in comparison to hers, and her male coworkers seem to be a bother for him as well. He doesn’t value her education for her career and considers her job a “ lucky break” he gives her no credit, and even implies she is lazy with the “ she’s sitting on the couch as I type this now” comment, then has the audacity to expect her to call him a pilot when he is definitely not. I get being embarrassed about working certain jobs, but really there isn’t any reason to be. His wife loves him, clearly and he had better realize how lucky of a break he got with her.

Ally

agreed! and to go off of this, i’ve seen many things on tiktok about women being SA’d by men at the strip club but they need money and it’s the easiest and quickest way to provide for their family. so maybe she really is needing extra money. hope the club is a safe environment for her though! it does look fun though!

hannah b

oh my gosh i’m cracking up at jerry saying “you’ve played the game operation, thousands of hours right?” cause i knew where he was going with that!!!😭😂 he’s the AH, he did the studying, but to never fly or take a test and get a certification, that doesn’t qualify you. the paper and the flight hours do. that guy needed a reality check

hannah b

I’m so curious what greyson’s reaction was?? Was that on an ep, did I miss it?

Vanessa

Uncle Jimmy looks and sounds SOOO much like Jerry!! Omg I was stunned that they are just friends

Logan Bateman

im completely baffled by the fact that jerry and jimmy aren’t related????? they have the same voice imo, like i genuinely couldn’t tell who was talking when i was looking at my screen wtf lol

Iphone —

This brings me some comfort :)

Two Hot Takes

Morgan I am also scared of flying (and I have flown a plane lol) and to make me feel better I learned that statistically aircraft is the safest form of travel. We have a cognitive bias to see them as dangerous because when something goes wrong it’s huuuuuge news and generally lots of people are affected at one time. But I went to air cadets and they used to tell us “you’re more likely to die on the way to the airport than on the plane”

Bambi S

nnnnaaaah that dads an asshole. and so is his coworker btw. his aim is to enforce control. if he rly wanted her to stop stripping bc he was worried about her safety or education he would’ve offered more financial support or calmly and supportively helped her look for other options maybe on campus or through grants, but he’s just wagging his finger at her for having the sexual freedom to dance for money. and above all: she seems to like her job. it’s fun and harmless and as long as she’s working at a safe club, she’s going to be fine. this is just a case of punishment by puritan.

Kenzie Owens


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