【先行11枚】汎用家庭用アンドロイドが工場で耐久性検証用として使われちゃう話

マスター（支援者）の皆様へ 先行公開分ですっ(^ ^) 差分はもうしばらくお待ちください(^ ^) 自動機械人形 せみ屋 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー 【耐久性検証機 「よんなな」　型番Djs−14】 汎用家庭用アンドロイド。広く世間に流通している型番であるが、 「47番」は耐久性検証用として無作為に選別された個体。 本工場内では、常時、1〜100までの番号を付番したアンドロイドに 対し、様々な耐久テストを行い、製品安全性の向上を図っている。 検証用アンドロイドは概ね3ヶ月程度でなんらかの不具合が生じ、 廃棄または溶解されるが、ときおり6ヶ月以上耐える個体もある。 廃棄後は、即座に新たな検証用アンドロイドが供され、 空いた枠の番号が割り当てられるため、欠番が生じることはない。 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー 【translation】 Durability Verification Machine "YONANA" Model No. Djs-14 General-purpose household androids. Although this model number is widely distributed in the world, "47" is an individual randomly selected for durability verification. In our factory, androids numbered from 1 to 100 are constantly subjected to various durability tests in order to improve product safety. Verification androids generally fail in about three months and are disposed of or dissolved, but there are occasional androids that can withstand six months or more. After disposal, a new verification android is immediately provided and assigned the number of the vacant slot, so there are no missing numbers. Activating durability verification machine "47 Ok ......... Good morning. You are the master... Let's start the durability test right away. Yes, sir. What? Oh, handsome! A handsome boy! What is this...? What in the world...? How many times have I explained this? About 80 times? Sorry, but you were selected as a durability testing machine. We don't want to give our customers an inferior product, so we're going to test it before we ship it out. You'll have to stay with us until it breaks, but don't hold a grudge. It's my job, too. I'm working...! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ 3 DAYS LATER Looks like everything's still fine. Oh, no... my master... Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like machines, they cry so easily. Well, let's start the real test. Wait, wait...! We've just started the verification of this machine. Oh, I've already destroyed "No. 30" and "No. 75" because their electronic brains were damaged. Ah, yes. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡♡ One month later I knew this plane's artificial skin tends to peel off as the number of pistons increases. We need to improve the material of the artificial skin. I'll report this to the top. Ah...♡ Mya...♡ Master...♡ Mas...♡ 3 MONTHS LATER Wow, this one's pretty broken too. After 10,000 errors, this model number is no more good. I don't know what I'm thinking anymore. By the way, how about "46"? 46" is in its 6th month and it's still holding up. It's almost unmodified, though. Well, I guess I'm done with this "47" verification. Can I have it melted or crushed? Yes, sir. Oh... ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Aww... ♡♡♡ Meow...♡♡♡ Mas, master... daisy daisy... This evening's g-g-go-go service is... ♡♡♡♡♡♡