endlessjess

We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

Added 2024-12-23 23:31:48 +0000 UTC

It was always bound to happen one year, and that year is this year. I, the man who loves the Ninja Turtles more than any man, woman, or child, am finally celebrating Christmas with the infamous 90s live-action straight-to-video shovel-ware musical, We Wish You a Turtle Christmas.

This was a very popular topic among hacky internet reviewers 15 years ago, and I love those guys almost as much as I love the turtles. So now I've finally come to the point where it's my turn. I've hit a new low! Cowa-fuckin-Merry Christmas!

Trim da tree wit Donatello, and join me in sampling the low-hanging fruit of Ninja Turtles past. It's fucking delicious.