endlessjess

Master Chief wants to go outside.

Added 2022-07-31 05:05:02 +0000 UTC

Here's part 3 of Halo 7 or 9 or whatever. The last part for now because this game made me dick around inside with a grapple hook for 5 hours before opening up the part people actually want in a halo game, the part where you go outside and drive around in a warthog. Too little too late, i'm already bored, and the game was never played again.

Videos like this are more enjoyable if you imagine my commentary being the actual internal monologue of Master Chief, a crazy person who believes he's playing a video game and can't figure out how to use the grappling hook. Don't worry, it's just pretend. In real life Master Chief is fake and the only real one is me, a tragically sane man who actually is playing a video game and also can't figure out how to use the grappling hook.

Will Master Chief ever get to go outside? The answer is no, unless i play this game again someday. But i've taken a vow of not recording any more lets play videos until i finish getting out all the ones i have so that could be a while. In the meantime i suggest we all go outside for real once in a while. Never mind it's too hot.