No More Hero but oh crap its too cold

There's no comfort in this world. Joy is fleeting by nature and happiness is a childish fairy tale we tell ourselves. Case in point, this video was recorded over the winter, when my heat was broken, and i was too goddamn cold. But now it's summer so you'd think it'd be an improvement. 

Ha ha. No. Now it's too hot, and my back hurts and gas costs 5 dollars. Things get worse, never better. I'm just letting you know because some of you might be on the younger side and i want you to be prepared for what life is, because my other curse is i care. 

I was surprised to see that Travis' friend Bishop is in this game given that i remember him dying in the 2nd game. Well that's because he was brought back by the haunted video game machine in Travis Strikes again. I knew that, it just temporarily slipped my mind because that game was a repetitive slog with fake text box cutscenes, so excuse me, princess. I'm sure if i ever post this one publicly i can look forward to 50,000 thousand identical comments calling me a Fake No more Heroes fan and a brainless fart for daring to forget such a crucial piece of the canon. And you wonder why i live in the woods. 

I bet you think this whole episode is just gonna be stupid and silly, don't you? Well guess again, stinko. It just so happens that if you pay attention, not only do i say stupid silly things in this one and complain about my complete and total inability to find comfort in this wrong world, but i also manage to sneak in some relatively cogent observations on the narrative themes of the game, so suck on that.

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