endlessjess

Razor Ramon Tribute

Added 2022-04-30 11:27:42 +0000 UTC

https://www.bitchute.com/video/9DBwGMDXKUpF/

This one's pretty self-explanatory i should think. I'm sayin goodbye to the bad guy, exactly the way god intended, sitting in front of youtube at 4 in the morning in my underpants watching old interviews and matches and commentating to myself about how cool he is. If you didn't know, the answer is "very". I also would accept "totally", and "mondo".

I knew him as Razor Ramon when i was a wee lad, and then as Scott Hall when i was a slightly less little wee lad. Whatever the name, whatever the gimmick, survey says he was the coolest guy of all time.

Now let me tell ya something about guys who are the coolest guy of all time, we're in short supply these days, an endangered species. I knew 3 that died recently, and Scott Hall was 2 of them, the other you don't know, but trust me that guy kicked ass.

Point is i'm one of the only ones left, in fact i may be the last of my kind. So the moral of the story is appreciate me, and check up on your homies once in a while, let em know you got love and shit.

Now join me in remembering the man Tony Montana wishes he was. Mr. Machismo, Scott Hall Razor Ramon El fuckin Hefe.

Scott was another of those guys i grew up on. That era of wrestling was my introduction to the world and to me every one of those guys is a hero. I've gotten use to seeing em croak, and I don't have many left. Like Solid Snake said, all the heroes i know are dead or in prison.

Now i'm some kind of grown up or somethin, and it's no longer just guys i admire that croak, but real friends as well. Guys i grew up with. If i make it to being old, i'll probably have to get used to that as well, but hopefully not too soon.

Life, man. It's a trip, and then you arrive.

Or in other words...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH WRESTLING!