endlessjess

Spyro Reignited Trilogy

Added 2022-03-31 04:59:13 +0000 UTC

Wait, one person who already clicked like on this within the first minute, i haven't even finished writing the text post yet. How can you know you like it if you haven't seen the

T E X T P O S T?

Umm... well. Actually what is there to even say? It's Spyro baby. I'm playing it. It's a good game. Everybody knows. Everybody loves that adorable little scamp. He's purple. He glides. He shoots fire. What's not to love.

Actually you know what, i don't wanna say shit. I'll just write a review later, maybe. No, you know what. Fuck it, i'll write one here. Just gimme a moment. I'm hungry and my bones ache with elder pains.

...Okay i'm back, here's my review.

Spyro the dragon is a fuckin masterpiece and i'm sure you all know that if your old enough to remember a world when things were good. Spyro 2 is also a masterpiece but as of this writing i ain't got to that one yet in this remaster. Or remake or whatever the fuck it even counts as.

Spyro 3 nobody cares about then, now, or forever.

But the point is spyro 1 is great except for Tree Tops which is one of the worst levels ever conceived in an otherwise magical game. Spyro is so cool. I love his animations. I love the way his glide adds this sprawling verticality to the levels, and i love the immense satisfaction inherent to every second of his headbutt run.

I really think this is one of the best games ever made. I mean Spyro 2 is the better game, but Spyro 1 gets credit for the core concept and all the neat little ideas. This game is a really special, inspired little experience.

Also, the graphics are really good now. Almost too good, it kind of messes with my head.

Final Score 100 out of 5.