Secret Stream Highlight Reel of Hell

I haven't streamed in like a hundred years but i randomly started doing it again lately. I'm sure i'll get sick of it again eventually but for now, you can peep my twitch if you see me streamin. 

https://www.twitch.tv/endlessjess

This highlight reel is from the first night of my pointlessly random twitch return. I called this a secret stream cause i didn't intend on promoting it, except maybe to archive the stream to patrons. 

First i figured i would just post archived stream as a patron video, then i decided to be considerate of everyone's time and just cut it down to the important parts where i either said something entertaining or answered an important question from the chat. This took a couple days and by the time i was done it seemed decent enough to post publicly, especially since there were a few answered questions in there that i'm sick of getting asked all the time.

So it went from a patreon exclusive, to maybe a public highlight reel on the blue glow channel, to fuck it, might as well put it on the main channel so more people see it, in the hopes that it will be the last time i have to explain to people where my stupid twitter went. Also i had this insane thought that it would be courteous to let subscribers know i have a twitch channel. 

Well. That was a mistake. Like a hundred new people subscribed to my twitch just in time for me to remember the whole reason i didn't tell anyone about it in the first place. People are scary and i fear their viewership. But at least i got some new patrons out of it. Hello new patrons. Welcome to the wonderful world of being the only viewers i respect. 

If i knew how to actually do streams just for patrons i would probably make that a regular thing on here. But twitch is so fucking stupid it doesn't have an option for unlisted streams. And i don't have the patience or desire to learn any other way of streaming. Everything should be easy, nothing should be even remotely inconvenient and if i have to learn something, i am offended. 

Twitch itself only archives streams for a week or so before deleting them forever, but i make sure to export them all to youtube first so i have them. I will probably cut them all down to similar highlight reels, for patrons at least. I'll also put the full archived streams on here provided any of you are insane enough to actually want to sit through them all the way, and also provided i don't accidentally say anything so horrible that the archive must be destroyed completely and never seen by anyone. 

Thank you as always for your continued support, and to show my gratitude here's a shit ton of links for your convenience. 

First is the unlisted blue glow version of this same highlight reel, just in case i eventually decide to take it off the main channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwaZc46oFPc

Next is the segments of this highlight reel sorted into individual videos by game ( some of these are cut down further to focus more on the comedy and less on the QnA)

Duke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNyx0DjDFys

Symphony of The Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsNmoQeQEk

Genesis Collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLK88i38RMc

Uncharted Lesbians DLC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcv25Vmpm9U

In edition for that, for those of you who are either truly masochistic or truly bored, here is the full archived stream in it's entirety. I promise it isn't worth watching. But here you go. 

Duke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--jixj8tVd8

Castlevania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXPCZeRAcLw

Genesis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASXEIHvRyQo

Uncharted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-aYjwEQCA

And as an extra bonus, here's me playing the RE2 demo. Which was technically a part of this stream but didn't make the highlight real because i'm saving it for a designated RE2 highlight video. Or something. 

Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkGlnGP1Uiw

Full stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25aQBUi0sI

There you go. Approximately 40,000 hours of mostly terrible content just for you. It's a dirty job dumping out all this crappy stinking butt slime but someone's gotta poo it.