Midnight Pals: MOONFLOW IS COMING

Bitter Karella: well well well
Karella: guess who's got her debut horror book coming out next week
King:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz:
Karella: c'mon guess
King:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz:
Karella: it shouldn't be this hard

Karella: c'mon you know the answer
Karella: you know, the book MOONFLOW?
Karella: the novel that's "delight from start to finish" (Literary Hub)?
Karella: a "rollicking, trippy ride" (Library Journal)?
Karella: an "intensely entertaining novel that fans of mushroom horror will gobble up" (Booklist)?

Karella: you know, that "hilarious psychedelic orgy of a novel" (Publishers Weekly)?
Barker: yeah but was it a starred review?
Karella:
Karella: one second, i'll check
Karella: OH!
Karella: GUESS WHAT
Karella: IT WAS

Karella: so anyway Karella: guess who's got Moonflow debuting in stores for purchase for cash money on Sept. 2?
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz:
Karella: jesus christ
Karella: the answer is strongly implied by my insufferably smug tone

Karella: c'mon
Karella: c'mon guess
Koontz: is it
Koontz: is it you?
Karella: finally!
Karella: jesus even dean figured it out
Barker: who are you again
Karella: i'm a real horror author for really reals
Karella: i can totally be here if i want
Barker:
Barker: uh huh

Karella: in fact, if you go to your local bookstore TODAY, you might even see my book (MOONFLOW) right next to the shelf of stephen king titles
Karella: clearly placed there to indicate its quality
King: they're shelved in alphabetical order
Karella:
Karella: that really hurts coming from you steve

Karella: Moonflow premieres Sept 2
Karella: that means you have less than a week left to preorder it
Karella: sure, you could go down to the store and buy it when it comes out
Karella: but that's a real chump move
Koontz: gosh! I don't want to be a chump
Karella: that's right dean
Karella: you don't

King: but what about those of us who prefer our narratives in audio form?
Karella: well you're in luck my friend
Karella: its also available in audio book form, expertly narrated in the sultry dulcet tones of professional actress Venus Rose Fisher
Karella: really, you have no excuse NOT to buy it

King: but where can I find Moonflow?
Karella: i'm glad you asked Karella: you can purchase moonflow right now at this link https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitter-karella/moonflow/9780316581936/
King: but what if you're british?
Karella: GODDAMNIT DO IT HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HAND THE WHOLE WAY
Karella: FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

King: wow! moonflow sounds great! i think everyone should buy it!
Poe: absolutely! that sounds like a wise choice
Mary Shelley:
Shelley: the fuck is going on in here
Karella: nothing
Shelley: this is starting to feel kinda john barthy
Karella: [sweats]
Shelley: you know how i feel abou