Midnight Pals: Just askin questions

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back from my advissory role in the transs genocide
Rowling: Obergruppenführer ssstarmer thought i had sssome real interessting new ideasss
Rowling: well, real interessting old ideass actually
Rowling: ssome real classsicss

Rowling: now back to busssinessss
Rowling: my busssinesss being yelling at the transs on twitter
Rowling: and bussssinesss iss good!
Helen Joyce: dark lord! dark lord!
Joyce: terrible news!
Rowling: ssilence! let me do my dark bidding on twitter!
Rowling: huh
Rowling: it'ss quieter than ussual here

Joyce: the trans! they've fled twitter!
Rowling: preposssterosss! they would never!
Rowling: how will they get their daily dosse of disscoursse?
Rowling: they can't ssurvive without it!
Joyce: dark lord, i don't know!
Joyce: they must be getting it... Joyce: somewhere else
Rowling: imposssible!

Rowling: check everywhere! find them!
Rowling: check the threadss about how transgender vs transssexual
Joyce: they're not there!
Rowling: check the threadss about how nonbinarys people are kaposs!
Joyce: they're not there!
Rowling: check the warhammer threadss!
Joyce: they're not there!

Joyce: you know what this means, dark lord?
Joyce: we did it! they've been eradicated!
Joyce: not a single trans remains on twitter!
Joyce: you'll never have to see or interact with a trans again!
Rowling:
Joyce: isn't this joyous, dark lord?
Rowling:
Joyce: isn't this
Joyce: uh
Joyce: dark lord?

Rowling: confound it! they flee twitter? they don't want to sssuffer my consstant abuses?
Rowling: they deny me my ssport?
Rowling: really, it's just another example of their inherent missogyny if you think about it

Rowling: wormtongue! wormtongue, come before me!
Jesse Singal: yes mommy?
Rowling: i charge you with a ssacred task, wormtongue
Singal: mommy mommy yes i can do it mommy!
Rowling: you must go unto bluessky and bring me some transs
Rowling: mother hungersss

[on bluesky]
Singal: hello? excuse me?
Singal: isn't there anyone here who wants to have a civil debate?
Singal: isn't there anyone here who wants to talk like rational adults?
Singal:
Singal: hello?
Singal:
Singal:
Singal:
Singal: isn't there anyone here who wants to answer my questions?

Singal: c'mon!
Singal: come one!
Singal: i'm just asking questions!
Singal: doesn't anyone want to hear my reasonable concerns?
Singal: doesn't anyone want to have a polite discussion?
Singal:
Singal: look i'll give you freaks until the count of three
Singal: but then i'm going to talk to a manager!

Singal: c'mon! talk to me!
Singal: yell at me!
Singal: call me a worm!
Singal: you love calling me a worm!
Singal: YOU LOVE IT!
Singal: please!
Singal: [crying] i can't go back to mommy without screencaps!
Singal: [crying] mommy needs her screencaps!

Singal: [hitching up belt] ok time to get tough
Singal: no more mr nice contrarian!
Singal: listen up you freaks and weirdos!
Singal: you gross inhuman monsters!
Singal: you second class citizens!
Singal: you vile disgusting degenerate scum!
Singal:
Singal:
Singal:
Singal: i'm the victim here!

Singal: why won't you even hear my reasonable questions?
Singal: i've got so many!
Singal: i've been asking them for a decade and i come up with more every year!
Singal: it's easy when you never intend to find answers