Midnight Pals: Eyes

Rebecca Rowland: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the optic nerve
Rowland: it's about a scientist who's researching a pill to restore eyesight
Rowland: but he accidentally makes himself psychic
Rowland: as you do

Rowland: now he's psychically connected with this one mysterious woman
Rowland: but is this connection just random?
Rowland: or
Rowland: is it the opposite of random?
Rowland: which is not random

Rowland: this guy is doing all this research for his eye pill
Rowland: but also
Rowland: his wife is kind of a bitch
Stephen King: i wouldn't know what that's like

King: my Tabitha is the best!
King: in fact, i'm going to call her up right now and tell her how much i love her
Edward Lee: haha bro
Lee: bro you are so whipped
King: i'm not whipped
King: i just love my wife!
Lee: [making whip crack noise]
King: stop it

Lee: [continues making whip crack noise]
King: STOP IT!!
King: c'mon
King: that's not funny
King: Tabitha is an angel!

King: Tabitha is a saint!
King: and a wonderful mother to my beautiful boy joe!
King: completely unlike the woman in Rebecca's book
Rowland: good i'm glad we're getting back to that
Rowland: we got kinda off topic for a second there

Poe: hey you did that American cannibal book right?
Rowland: yes i did the American cannibal book
Koontz: there are cannibals in America!?
Poe: no dean
Rowland: actually there are
Rowland: you would know if you read my book

Koontz: oh ok cuz this new story isn't about American cannibals
Rowland: siiigh
Rowland: no dean
Rowland: this is different
Koontz: ok cuz before you were doing American cannibal before
CB Blanchard: yeah why ISN'T this American cannibals?

Rowland: not everything i do has to be American cannibal!
Rowland: i can do other stuff too!
Max Booth: i feel your pain, this is like when people keep asking me when i'm going to do more pizza horror
KF Griffant: when ARE you going to do more pizza horror??