Midnight Pals: Legal Consequences

JK Rowling: hello children
Clive Barker: whoa jk rowling! you're alive!
Barker: oh thank god we were all really worried
Barker: since you hadn't tweeted in a week
Barker: unless there was some REASON you're suddenly not tweeting
Barker: hahaha

Barker: gee joanne is there some REASON you're not tweeting?
Barker: some INCIDENT which might be, for some reason, restraining you from tweeting?
Barker: like the advice of a lawyer perhaps? ha ha
Poe: don't listen to clive joanne
Poe: that lawyer is giving you good advice

Rowling: can you believe that imane khelif is sssuing me for cyber harassssment???
Rowling: cyberharasssment. now honesstly what is that?
Rowling: do they give a nobel prize for cyber chemissstry?

Rowling: they would never find Britain'ss mosst beloved children'ss author guilty of cyberharassment!
Koontz: Julia Donaldson did cyberharassment?!
Rowling: no no i was talking about me!
Koontz: you're a children's author?
Rowling: of course i wrote the Christmas pig
Koontz:

Rowling: and the ickabog!!!
Rowling: clive tell him i wrote the ickabog!
Rowling: remember when you used to call it the "ickyhog" or whatever, always saying it wrong to troll me? good times right?
Barker: yeah we're way past that joanne
Barker: like so far past that

Rowling: i wrote the ickabog! the Christmas pig!
Koontz:
Rowling: I'm Britain's favorite childrens writer, damnit!
Koontz: i like the Gruffalo :)
Rowling: ughhhh!!!

Koontz: gosh joanne
Koontz: if you feel like people aren't remembering your writing
Koontz: maybe you should do more writing?
Koontz: instead of the transphobia?
Barker: damnnnn
Barker: from the mouths of babes!
Rowling: shut up

Rowling: that's cute, dean
Rowling: this kid is cute
Rowling: suspiciously cute
Rowling: let me measure your larynx, "dean"
Poe: whoa whoa whoa joanne you can't do that here
Poe: this isn't a Kansas elementary school locker room

King: gee joanne this is a real pickle
King: maybe you could consult with some of the other named defendants in this suit to compare notes?
King: like elon musk!
King: elon, wouldn't you like to talk to joanne?
Elon Musk: mama mia i like to talka to my besta bambino Stephano king!

King: no really i think you'd prefer to hang out with joanne
Musk: me anna Stephano king, we besta pals!
Musk: justa coupla paisanos, mama mia!
King: please elon


King: go on elon go have a talk with joanne
Musk: eyyy Stephano king we besta friends ey?
Musk: check dis out
Musk: [posts an AI image, it is not clear what it is supposed to be]
Musk: ey? ey?

Barker: haha is Julia Donaldson in your vents too?
Rowling: NO
Rowling: don't mock me! i'm not some paranoid fool!
Rowling: i have Dianne duane and Katherine applegate the vents

King: oh you've got a Katherine applegate infestation now too?
Rowling: i think they have a nest somewhere
Rowling: i really need to hire a guy about that
Rowling: it's just that I've been so busy lately
King: oh yeah with the transphobia
Rowling: exactly!!! with the transphobia