jollybane posts
90- Fair Is For Idiots
Vraxious- Red Willow Mercenary Compound
Vrax finished pouring more mana into the Thresher; it was as big as he could make it. The efficiency boost from it technically being a carnivorous plant now had done the trick. It was the size of a smaller riding horse now, although a bit taller since it was a two-legged beast. “Someone throw me some blinders!” Cover its eyes like a horsey; that should keep it calm...or at least from mind-wiping anyone nearby.
A pair of blinders...
2025-10-25 20:29:14 +0000 UTC View PostFor fun question: If there was another story/book told in the Forsaken lands universe what would you like it to be! (next paladin tomorrow its a long chappie )
Get specific with it, Ice mage lord or fucking blood cultist, hellmaw portal guard, Thrognar and the necromancer adventure together ect.
2025-10-25 06:47:41 +0000 UTC View PostName ideas for the Spriggan
Comment your ideas best will go up in a members poll!
2025-10-24 06:07:35 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror, Soul reaver willo-wisp what happens if it isnt thanked after aid
2025-10-23 19:55:16 +0000 UTC View Post89- What Have I Wrought
Vraxious- Red Willow Mercenary Compound
Vrax gazed into the warm, soothing eyes of the Thresher. He finally understood now it wasn’t evil or dangerous; it was just a misunderstood child. It needed love and attention. He hadn’t felt this at peace in years; the sheer calm this wonderful angel brought to him after his months of paranoia and hypervigilance within the Forsaken lands was an utter blessing.
Vrax knelt and tried to dismiss his armor so he could caress the kind face of...
2025-10-21 22:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post88- Guys I Found A Mount!
Vraxious- Red Willow Mercenary Compound
Vrax followed Torvald up the beautifully wrought wooden stairs into a bustling and frankly stunningly beautiful tavern. The subtly shifting gradient of dark to light wood naturally led guests to the white wooden bar or into the generous seating area, creating an entrancing effect. The collection of heavily armored cutthroats that sat at the bar and tables didn’t detract from the beauty, but it did make for a strange atmosphere.
Vrax nearly...
2025-10-19 05:36:37 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror Soul Reaver Wisp- What Tribute Does It Require
Its helpful, life saving even but after it offer aid it expects tribute,or really bad things happen.... what tribute does it require
2025-10-18 04:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post87- ill Gotten Gains
Vraxious- Sanctuary
Alright, I think I have left my Smite in the dust for too long. Obviously my real strength comes from the things I make. But right now I'm one skilled assassin away from being very dead. The stigmata shield gives me a bit of a buffer against attacks as long as I'm near plants. Let's make it so I can at least put up a better fight until my critters come to save me.
I mean, I’m a paladin whose lowest-level skill is their smite; that has to be illeg...
2025-10-17 03:19:22 +0000 UTC View PostFor Fun: Ideas/Opinions on what Vrax should spend his remaining essence on
Leave a comment with ideas or what you would spend the essence on if you were Vrax at the end of chapter 86 he has about 1/3 of his essence lake left
2025-10-14 04:43:46 +0000 UTC View Post86- One Scary Team
Vraxious- Hopes Path
Vrax left Torvald in charge of Jonathan's twitching body and went downstairs, getting Stereos to join them all in the top-floor room for a strategy meeting. Stereos looked long and hard at Jonathan’s still twitching form.
Stereos’s mana flared briefly as he obviously tried to examine what was causing the crazed mana fluctuations accompanying the man’s jittering form. “HMM alright, I consider myself rather well versed in most basic magical phenomena, bu...
2025-10-14 04:28:38 +0000 UTC View Post85- Forsaken Lands Future Guildmaster
Vraxious -Hopes Path
It turned out Slev’s plan was just an inquisitorial stash that was utterly filled with everything from health potions to magic items. Among those magic items was not one but five different amulets meant to obscure you from identification; they each had a fake name and class combination attached to them.
Vrax had gone with a low-level Ranger named Torrin; the class was woodsy-sounding, and he figured would survive a cursory glance of his rather unique appeara...
2025-10-11 00:03:08 +0000 UTC View PostGonna shoot for another paladin and greedy tommorow no guarantee a plauge has me in its clutches XD
2025-10-09 04:46:12 +0000 UTC View Post84- Everyone Saw That
Vraxious- Kings Road
Vrax stayed low, letting the scraggly bushes beside the road cling to his form like a shawl of darkness, hiding his movements from the distracted defenders. He swept his predator's gaze across the golden armored figure on the wall and...the toad. The haughty church member was thankfully not an insurmountable powerhouse, [Frank Mullis Tier-1](lvl39) [Paladin Of Rembrand] [Threat: Moderate] Alright, he's very much so beatable, especially with Torvald and, sigh, Jo...
2025-10-08 00:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror 6 Comment Your Monster/ Abomination Ideas
You know the deal Yall!
2025-10-07 22:24:35 +0000 UTC View Post83- Would Be Nice To Have A Full Party
Duke Darmit- Hopes Hold
The duke leaned back imperiously in his ivory seat, making sure that the red velvet backing contrasted properly with his black-dyed fur mantle. He was waiting for the latest status report from the archbishop and knew he couldn’t show any sign of weakness or imperfection. The crusade had been in full swing for over two months now, and he eagerly awaited the scouts' plan of action.
And if he was truly fortunate, they would be delivering word of the blessed ...
2025-10-05 22:51:16 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror 5 Non-Euclidean Angler Fish, with a Non Euclidean Lure, this thing is fucky yall XD How strong is it though....
2025-10-05 01:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostAnother Paladin tommorow , Will try and get a greedy dungeon done as well :)
How are you guys liking the new Book? What are you looking forward to most in both Books?!
2025-10-05 01:22:19 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror 5 Non-Euclidean Angler Fish, Lure Type
what kind of lure does the dimensional fish use!
2025-10-02 05:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post82- You are Insane....
Vraxious- Sanctuary
Slev’s nearly unconscious form screamed soundlessly as his face was pushed against the boundary. A shadowed thing within the dark pressed its own face right up against the other side, its jaw unhinging wider and wider as its teeth clacked against the barrier. “Like I said! What the fuck is this? So...I think the blood loss is going to get you in a second. I'm going to drop this nice little bracelet here. When you revive again, put it on, and you might live long e...
2025-10-02 05:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post81- Feeding Time
Vraxious- ?
Slev looked at Vrax in sheer disbelief. “Have to show me? Are you suicidal? I just told you I am a Sanctuary Breaker. In the real world I'm a sitting duck; in here I'm a fucking god!” Slev seemed genuinely a mix of frustrated and baffled, pushing into concerned.
“Yes, I get it! Let's make a deal: every question you answer for me, I'll answer one for you.” Vrax said, attempting to remain diplomatic while hiding his sheer excitement. Vrax had thought it would tak...
2025-09-29 06:24:16 +0000 UTC View Post80- A Paladin and A Farmer Walk Into A Bar
Vraxious-Folstein Village
Jonathan waved at Vrax, ushering him forward. “You have the armor; I’m in a damned pair of overalls. You go first!” He shout whispered at Vrax.
Vrax rolled his eyes under his armor but stood up and marched towards the front of the tavern. We don’t know for sure if they have any hostages stuck in here, so I’m going to go with the “y’all better surrender” strategy first. I doubt it will work, but it might at least let me see if they do h...
2025-09-27 00:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostNew paladin Tommorow and last call for the build a horror poll.
Oh and imma try and get an extra paladin out on my day off this week This is all :) thank yall for being awesome and so enthusiastic about my writing it really encourages me to keep trying to make this more of a full time thing.
2025-09-26 06:36:58 +0000 UTC View Post79- The True Nemesis
Vraxious-Folstein Village
Vrax looked over the beautiful orange and red rows of fruit trees. They rolled all the way up to a quaint wooden fence that penned them in safe from the rather vast milling crowd of cows in the neighboring field. Past that lay a tiny but beautiful village that had been built right along the river's edge.
A single cart-rutted dirt road ran past a large livestock barn with a handful of occupied pens in front of it. Past that was a smattering of brightly pai...
2025-09-23 19:59:24 +0000 UTC View PostNEW PALADIN TOMMOROW excited for the next two chapters vrax on a rescue mission is..intresting..to write with his hungry powerset. Patreon changes added 2 tiers
There is now a greedy dungeon tier and a tier that has both greedy dungeon and paladin for a lower amount than they would be individually if you want to support both and read ahead.
2025-09-22 23:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror 5 Poll
Yall Are Awesome over 20 submissions this time
2025-09-22 04:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post78- Warlord Of The Forsaken Lands
Vraxious—The Ravenous Grove
Vrax woke up from a very needed near day of sleep and began his preparations for heading back to Hopes End. Dad always joked I’d end up a politician with my smooth tongue and ability to weasel out of real consequences, but king wasn’t on his list of where Vrax would end up, though. Hell, it wasn’t on my list of where I’d end up either, but I can’t think of a much better way to make sure I get to explore unimpeded than “This is mine now. Fuck...
2025-09-20 19:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostBuild A Horror 5 COMMENT YOUR MONSTER/ ABOMINATION Ideas!
Top ideas that don't win the poll will be added into a beast market scene as creatures for sale.
2025-09-20 00:48:14 +0000 UTC View Post