Midnight Pals: The Golden Age of Sci Fi

Robert Heinlein: now i usually tell stories over at space coven
Heinlein: but i thought I'd come over and tell you a story
Heinlein: about alien puppet masters
Heinlein: i call it the puppet masters
Barker: are they alien?
Heinlein:
Heinlein: oh you've heard it?

Clive Barker: ugh space coven?
Barker: those guys are the biggest nerds
King: i thought you said unicorn fuck club were the biggest nerds
Barker: no i said they were the biggest dorks
Barker: there's a difference

Barker: nerds and dorks are totally different
King: what do you mean, what's the difference?
Barker: let me explain it this way
Barker: you stephen are a dork
Barker: but edgar is a nerd
Poe: now hold on there
Mary Shelley: no he's right

Heinlein: I call this story
Heinlein: In the Realm of the Electric Medusas, What Measure the Measure of a Man?
Heinlein: it's about a space guy who shoots aliens
Heinlein: with a laser

King: what kind of aliens?
Heinlein: what?
King: what kind of aliens?
Heinlein: oh like i dunno
Heinlein: big green bug-eyed slug monsters
Heinlein: you know like just your standard alien
Heinlein: the one everyone's writing
Heinlein: the important thing is they get shot

Heinlein: you know what i love about aliens?
Heinlein: you can just beat 'em up! Pow Zap! Bang!
Heinlein: shoot them with a big gun!!!
Heinlein: and no pinko commie's gonna tell you to stop! ha ha! yeah!
Heinlein: hey do you guys play warhammer?

Heinlein: so do you guys play warhammer?
Barker: no
King: not really
Poe: nope
Koontz: uh uh
Lovecraft: no
Heinlein:
Heinlein: oh
Heinlein: do you WANT to play warhammer?

Heinlein: see what's cool is, it's both a game and a collection
Heinlein: look at these cool space marines
Heinlein: pretty bad ass don't you think?
Heinlein: i wish they gave them more guns tho
Heinlein: so i was reading about these new rare miniatures in stormbringer magazine
Barker: oh my god i'm dying

Heinlein: so anyway everyone knows the chaos space marines are the best faction cuz you can access specific Stratagems using the chaos emeralds
Barker: i can't take this nerd shit
Barker: [weakly] mary please
Barker: [weakly] save us from these nerds
Barker: [weakly] bring your shiv

Barker: hey did you see starship troopers?
Heinlein: hell yeah brother!!! i love that shit!
Heinlein: love when they shoot the bugs! Yeah!
Heinlein: i love that shit
Heinlein: UNIRONICALLY!

Heinlein: starship troopers movie is so cool
Heinlein: i love it!
Heinlein: it's totally what i saw in my head when i wrote the book!
Heinlein: they captured my ideas perfectly!
Heinlein: what
Heinlein: what's so funny

Barker: haha you dingus, it was a satire! they were making fun of you haha
Heinlein: what? shut up!
Heinlein: stop mocking me!
Heinlein: I'm a serious hard science fiction writer!
Heinlein: I predicted the water bed!

Heinlein: bang! pow! i love killing aliens!
Heinlein: oh, you're different than me huh alien? huh? is that it?!
Heinlein: where the fuck do you get off?!
Heinlein: [miming gun] bang! bang!
Heinlein: and that's why i'm a member of the SFWA