Midnight Pals: COPS

Max Booth III: hey john check it out
Booth: i named a character after you in The Last Haunt
John Baltisberger: oh yeah? which character?
Booth: haha you're gonna laugh
Booth: hahaha
Baltisberger:
Booth: hahahaha

Booth: so i haha
Booth: i named a cop after you
Booth: hahaha
Baltisberger: a cop?
Booth: isn't that funny? hahaha
Booth: you! a cop!
Booth: hahaha
Baltisberger:
Baltisberger: i never considered this before
Booth: haha- oh

Baltisberger: a cop
Baltisberger: [holding up a bobby helmet as if it was horatio's skull] is this my curse
Baltisberger: or
Baltisberger: my destiny???

Stephen King: so what i'm saying is
King: in a fight
King: i think dracula could totally beat up frankenstein
Mary Shelley: [flipping switchblade] is that so steve
Baltisberger: [busting in] wot's all this ere now, break it up! break it up!

Baltisberger: break it up or i'll have to bring you all down to the station!
Mary Shelley: fuck off
Baltisberger: ooo!
Baltisberger: resisting arrest!
Baltisberger: that's a 10-87
Baltisberger: [writing in little cop notebook] i'm gonna write that down in my little cop notebook

King: john what are you doing?
Baltisberger: that's OFFICER baltisberger to you, punk
Baltisberger: and nobody's sweetheart!
Baltisberger: you kids got a permit for this campfire?

Baltisberger: i'm afraid i'm going to have to write you a ticket
Mary Shelley: nuts to you copper
Baltisberger: whoa! that's a second offense!
Baltisberger: and there are 2 of you here
Baltisberger: so i'm pretty sure this falls under RICO

Baltisberger: and furthermore
Baltisberger: what's that smell
Fitz James O'Brien: [rapidly waving away smoke] nothing
O'Brien: it's nothing
Baltisberger: are there DRUGS here

Mary Shelley: i've had enough of this
Barker: ah here, let me take care of it
Barker: hey do you think that drug  
Barker: is fentanyl
Baltisberger: what?!?!
Baltisberger: too late! i saw it!
Baltisberger: officer down!!! [Baltisberger collapses]

King: how did you do that?
Barker: oh, it's easy
Barker: cops go insane if they perceive fentanyl
Barker: it's like the king in yellow for them or something
Lovecraft: i-i would never
Lovecraft: i back the blue