Midnight Pals: Graham's back
Added 2023-09-14 22:10:38 +0000 UTC[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: lisssten graham linehan hassss a new manifesssto coming out
Rowling: i mean memoir
Rowling: ssso it's very important
Rowling: that we all pretend that he'sss really hot
Helen Joyce: dark lord?
Rowling: you all know the terf deatheater code
Rowling: "when you find a dude who agrees with you on transss genocide, it isss your sssolemn duty to act like he'sss jussst wildly fuckable"
Rowling: i mean, thatsss jussst bassic feminissm right there
Helen Joyce: but dark lord---!
Joyce: the graham linehan...
Joyce: he sleeps in a racecar
Rowling: i have sspoken
Rowling: when he getsss here
Rowling: you all better act like your dang pusssiesss are on fire
Graham Linehan: [practicing speech in mirror] "thank you for this award"
Linehan: "it is a tribute to this great movement that a man once shunned as a deranged embarrassment could win back your trust"
Graham Linehan: i'm meeting the dark lord tonight, i better wear my best shapeless mom jeans, the ones that really show off my flat hollow ass
Linehan: maybe wear it with a nice tent-like polo shirt, one that just hangs off my stomach like a blouse
Linehan: now that's fashion!
Rowling: when he getss here, i want everyone to jusst act like he's god'ss gift to women ok
Maya Forstater: but dark lord
Rowling: maya you ran a hate campaign against a cartoon alien, i THINK you can at least do thiss
Graham Linehan: [wearing tinfoil hat] free masons run the country
Rowling: wow it'sss weird how all the exact ssame sstuff he sssayss that ssounded insane to me 3 yearss ago now sseems really ssenssible and mainsstream
Rowling: mussst be cuz i'm ssmarter now
