Midnight Pals: Mambo #5

Tim Waggoner: I'm writing a book of advice to budding horror writers
Waggoner: any advice to share?
Stephen King: i like to listen to music to get in the appropriately spooky headspace
Waggoner: ah interesting!
Waggoner: what music?
King: Mambo number 5
Waggoner:

King: [sitting at typewriter, cracking knuckles] ok! King: time to get down to business!
King: [snaps fingers, fedora flies from off screen into his hand, smoothly places hat on head]
King: [dancing] A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE!!
King: A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE!!!

King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society
King:
Poe: what's wrong?
King: i don't know, i'm just not feeling it
King: [snapping fingers] oh wait i know what's missing!
King: A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE!!
King: A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE!!

King: A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
King: A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE
Poe: wow steve really likes that record
Tabitha King: hm yeah he really does
Tabitha King: hey let me see that record for a second
Tabitha King: [immediately smashes record w/o breaking eye contact]

Stephen King: Tabitha
King: I'm only going to ask this once
King: have you
King: or have you not
King: heard about mambo number 5?
King: CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MAMBO NUMBER 5 IS THE WORD!
King: A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA BY MY SIDE-
Joe Hill: mom, dad, are you getting divorced

Stephen King: joe! no no
King: of course not!
King: your mother and i still love each other very much
King: it's just that sometimes when you've been married for a long time, you need
King: [jumping up, dancing] A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA BY MY SIDE

King: boy! what a banger! its too mad we can't hear the first 4 mambos
Poe: those were too dangerous to be released steve
Poe: like the second act of the king in yellow
Poe: or the first 5 leonard movies