Midnight Pals: Happy Birthday
Added 2023-08-30 18:39:39 +0000 UTCStephen King: guys you know its mary's birthday today?
King: we should get her something
Poe: how about the calcified heart of her boyfriend?
King: no no
King: she already has one of those
Poe: that is a pickle
Poe: what do you get for the girl who has everything?
Barker: you guys getting mary a birthday present?
King: what did you get her?
Barker: i got her the calcified heart of her boyfriend
Lovecraft: b-but clive!
Lovecraft: i ALSO got her the calcified heart of her boyfriend!
Barker:
Barker: well shit
King: well gosh darn it
King: did anyone here NOT get her the calcified heart of her boyfriend?
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz:
King: how many boyfriends does she have?
Barker: its a really big polycule, steve
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
King: happy birthday mary!
King: now i know you don't like us making a big deal about your birthday
King: but we all got together & got you something we thought you'd really like
Shelley: is it a coffin
King: no it's JUST KIDDING OF COURSE ITS A COFFIN!
King: see we thought this would be the perfect thing, you could be morose, contemplate the walking death that is life-
Shelley: this has 4 sides
King: what?
Shelley: this is a casket, steve
King: there's a difference?
Edward Gorey: we prefer to call it an America Box
