Midnight Pals: It's about ethics

Stephen King: oh boy this is embarrassing
Poe: what's that?
King: well, see, we kinda
King: accidentally
King: agreed to let this nazi tell a story
Poe: oh boy that is a pickle
King: yeah its a real whoopsie doodle

Poe: did we already tell him yes?
King: yeah
Poe: well criminy
Poe: not much we can do then
Poe: that'd be like going back on a pinkie swear
King: yeah it'd be like
King: kinda awkward
Poe: who was in charge of the paperwork
Poe: was it howard

David A Riley: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the nazi supermen who are our superiors
Riley: look, i'm a big fan of howard there
Riley: not of his writing so much
Riley: mostly just his racism

Riley: what if some dusky kids turned into big scary monsters and killed a nice unassuming white person?
Riley: what about that??
Riley: [sitting on chair backwards] i know it sounds like science fiction but actually this scenario is playing out everyday right here in Britain

Riley: the blacks and the jews are going to make the full english breakfast illegal, you know
Lovecraft: i-is that true??
King: ok you've had enough for tonight howard
Riley: and let me tell you what the hoodie scum are doing to the soil

King: listen david some of these ideas are a little
King: umm
King: they're a little
Barker: they suck
Barker: they suck ass
King: yes thank you clive
King: i think that says it all, really

Riley: i am being silenced!
King: we really don't think we should have actual nazis here
Riley: YOU ALL SAID I COULD
Riley: oh oh now you're going back on your word!!!
Riley: you know what that is????
Riley: UNETHICAL
Riley: this is all about ethics in campfire storytelling

King: yeah i think we kinda goofed letting a nazi in
Riley: you let howard stay here
King: well, howard's just howard
King: he's a lovable archie bunker kinda racist
Lovecraft: it's true, i am

King: see the thing with howard is
August Derleth: I'LL tell you the thing with howard
Derleth: he is only as racist as the average man of his time
Derleth: he didn't, like, run for office as an actual National Front candidate
Derleth: [turning to audience] you can google that

Riley: wow, so apparently just because i'm a literal nazi who literally ran for office as a nazi candidate
Riley: who wants to eradicate asians and jews
Riley: suddenly I'm not welcome here?
Riley: wow
Riley: just wow

Riley: that's fine, i don't need you anyway
Riley: i'll always be welcome in the pages of the Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction
Barker: yeah you sure about that pal?
Barker: feel like that might be a mistake
Riley: NO
Riley: IT IS NOT A MISTAKE
Riley: SHUT UP