Midnight Pals: Horror for Her

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers time pack it in!
Poe: what's going on?
Shelley: haven't you heard? there's a new kind of horror in town!
Shelley: it's called cozy horror!
Shelley: and this one's just for us girls!
Tabitha King: yeah! 

Shelley: the gals got together and we decided
Shelley: we're all tired of your bullshit
Shelley: so we invented a special kind of horror
Shelley: Horror -- For Her (tm)
Tabitha King: yeah! 

Shelley: a kinder gentler kind of horror for the ladyfolk
Shelley: [flipping switchblade] and if you don't like it, i'll fucking cut you
Shelley: in the face!
Tabitha King: yeah!

Angela Carter: now that the women are in charge
Carter: who's going to tell the first cozy horror story
Carter: Tabitha?
Tabitha King:
Carter: Anne?
Anne Rice:
Mary Shelley:
Carter: Mary?
Shelley: i don't actually know what cozy horror is
Tabitha King: oh thank god someone else said it

Carter:
Carter: really, mary.
Shelley: i just wanted to push around those nerds a bit
Carter:
Shelley: come on, they like it!

Carter: well girls according to the discourse
Carter: cozy horror is horror without explicit gore
Anne Rice: oooohhhh ok yeah i can do that
Tabitha King: sure that works
Mary Shelley:
Carter: Mary?
Shelley: hold on
Shelley: i'm thinking this ain't such a hot idea after all

Carter: hold on there's more
Carter: it's horror without explicit gore
Carter: it's also cartoons with a horror aesthetic
Carter: so it's a sub-genre that encompasses Rosemary's Baby but also Scooby Doo
Carter:
Carter: i think we might need to workshop this one a little more

Stephen King: boy the girls are really going all out for this cozy horror
Patricia Highsmith: ugh, who can fathom them dames, huh?
Highsmith: always doing their horror of domesticity thing
Highsmith: ugh, i tell ya
Highsmith: couldn't be me
Stephen King: