Midnight Pals: Libel & Ssslander

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back
Poe:
Rowling: and I'm
Rowling: HIGHLY dissssappointed
Barker: oh good!
Barker: i can't wait to hear this one

Rowling: people keep accusssing my terf deatheatersss of being nazissss!
Barker: is it because of all the nazis at your rallies
Rowling: you can't prove that
Barker: what about these photos & videos of nazis at your rallies
Rowling: oh pffft!
Rowling: proof!
Rowling: you can ussse proof to prove anything!

JK Rowling: why do people keep thinking we're nazisss?
Barker: hm if you're not nazis, why do nazis keep showing up at your rallies
Rowling: becaussse we invited them, duh!
King: oh she's got you there, clive
Barker: no she really doesn't

Rowling: i'm not a nazi
Rowling: i'm jussst sssomeone who sssincerely believesss that certain people ssshouldn't have rightsss
Rowling: and alssso ssshould be exterminated
Rowling: alsssso sssome of you ssshould have certain shapesss sssewn on to your clothesss
Rowling: you know to make you eassier to identify
Rowling: for
Rowling: for reasonssss

Rowling: look, there'sss been over 400 bills across your United States to eradicate transss people
Rowling: which i think is a reasonable and measured response to trans people being rude online sometimes

Rowling: lisssten, i think itsss great that florida has legalized the kidnapping of transss kids
Rowling: and the children of transss adultsss
Rowling: and any kid who has any trans relative
Rowling: and any kid who some rando might accuse of being in danger of seeing a trans person
Rowling: theresss no way this can go wrong!

Rowling: i don't underssstand why transss people are ssso attached to their kidsss anyway
Rowling: itsss no big deal
Rowling: they should just have precocial young like i do!

Rowling: anyway, it'sss for the good of the poor defenssselessss children
Barker: then why did they force detransition all  the adults too
Rowling: becaussse when they turn 18, they metamorph into bathroom pervertsss

Rowling: now then it'sss libelousss to NOT watch kathleen ssstock's new movie
Barker: oh man is it another movie about how she was cancelled
Barker: oh boy i just love hearing that story
Barker: over and over and over
Rowling:
Rowling: we really gotta get that pink triangle badge thing going again

Rowling: ok now you all have to watch kathleen ssstock's new movie
Rowling: now before i put this on ssscreen, kathleen
Rowling: you're SSSURE thisss isss the right tape right?
Rowling: you didn't accidently mix it up with your blueberry fetish sex tape again did you
Kathleen Stock:
Stock: [sweats] uh no

Rowling: alright everyone, eyes on the ssscreen
Rowling: we're all going to watch "Cancelled Part XII: The Kathleen Stock Story Continues"
TV: Oompah Loompah Doompity Doo--
[Kathleen Stock lunging to shut off TV]

TV: oh no she's got to be juiced immediately
Stock: [wildly mashing VCR buttons] why won't the tape stop?!
Stock: did someone
Stock: did someone get spaghetti in the tape slot
Allison Bailey: [sweats]