Midnight Pals: Rusticated!!!
Added 2023-05-17 23:20:22 +0000 UTCMary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: oh mary
Poe: sit down
Poe: we have some bad news
Poe: it’s about percy
Mary Shelley: what about percy
Poe: he’s been rusticated
Mary Shelley: the fuck
Poe: yes he’s been rusticated
Mary Shelley: rusticated for…?
Poe: yes rusticated for contumacy
Mary Shelley: aw shit, not contumacy!
Mary Shelley: aw shit what the fuck
Mary Shelley: level with me
Mary Shelley: which of you motherfuckers put him up to this
Poe: mary, we had nothing to do-
Mary Shelley: he wrote an essay on the necessity of atheism and sent it to the heads of oxford college
Mary Shelley: I know one of you fuckers is behind this
Mary Shelley: I’m looking at you, wrath james white
Mary Shelley: you’re telling me my boy got rusticated
Poe: yes for contumacy
Mary Shelley: fucking rusticated for contumacy!
Mary Shelley: motherfucking contumacy!
Barker: I’m sorry we’re just gonna keep pretending these are real words?
Barker: ok sure
Mary Shelley: for real, who put him up to this
Mary Shelley: I’m not mad, I just wanna talk
Poe: well I don’t want to name names
Mary Shelley: I will end you
Poe: it was Thomas Jefferson hogg
Poe: Thomas Jefferson hogg, he’s the one
Mary Shelley: percy
Percy Shelley: yes dear
Mary Shelley: did you write an essay on the necessity of atheism and send it to the heads of oxford college
Percy Shelley: yes dear
Mary Shelley:
Mary Shelley: oh my god you fucking stud take me now
