Get Fat Fast: Chapter 4

Week 3, Vinnie

I have great momentum this week. I closed out week two barely beating Jaden with 4 pounds gained to his 3. It’s fucking phenomenal that either of us are able to gain so much two weeks in a row. It’s amazing what some friendly competition can do, isn’t it?

Last week I took a break from GOMAD as it was getting to be too much. All the sneaking around my roommates, the daily trips to the grocery store, the constant slosh of dairy in my belly. It definitely was hot, but not sustainable. So I took a break and instead started brewing up some intense gainer shakes with half n half, protein powder, cake mix, an egg or two, and peanut butter. Boy is it hard to get down, but the results speak for themselves!

I also went heavy on fast food because it allows me to get out of the house and do less stuffings from my bedroom. At this point I’m a regular at all the spots in my neighborhood. Most of the workers know my orders by heart, but I always like to surprise them and get something extra. I like to imagine them flabbergasted that one boy can eat so much damn fattening food.

I’m also proud to say that I’ve now stretched my stomach capacity to such a degree that I can eat several thousand calories of McDonald’s in one sitting. I can get so much food inside of me that I begin to sweat and genuinely struggle to move around or even drive home. My belly swells up like a fucking balloon full of led and just anchors me to my seat as my entire body focuses on digesting the glut of food I’ve just shoved in. It’s amazing.

We also posted our personal Venmos so that people can donate directly to our gains which has been interesting. For the most part we found that donations were coming in at a fairly equal rate, that is until Jaden went somewhat viral…

You see he’s been wearing this old ass pair of pants all around town that he can’t even button all the way. The guy has an ass so fat it could smother a man, which is a regular fantasy of mine, and thighs to match. So you can only imagine what he looked like in a pair of painted-on jeans that he’s far outgrown. Needless to say, these pants could barely contain Jaden’s unabated thickness, and one day they just split. In two spots. The crotch and the seat just tore wide open one day while he was on campus.

Naturally, he photographed and videoed the whole thing. He got the sexiest shots. I almost came the second he sent them to me. In front, his cock looks delicious and half chubbed from the excitement of his gluttony on full public display. It bulges out in tight white underwear while his fatty thigh next to it spills out of the open tear. From behind, you can see the slight indentation of cellulite beneath underwear so soaked with sweat it's almost translucent. Those pants couldn’t contain his sex.

Naturally, these photos blew the fuck up on Tumblr. Not only is our Patreon getting flooded with new subscribers, but tons of people are donating directly to Jaden. Even though I gained more chub last week, he’s become the star and myself something of an underdog. I’m happy for him of course and can’t wait to see that money find its way to his waistline. Nevertheless, I’m not giving up. The more I challenge him the more he’ll grow. The more we’ll both grow.

I also have some tricks up my own sleeve. I’m thinking of my own little public stunt. Maybe I’ll film myself grocery shopping with some tummy hanging out a shirt, or pop some buttons on a shirt in the middle of class. I’m also considering ordering an obscene amount of McDonald’s and sloppily eating it outside the campus gym; just make a complete pig of myself in front of all the jocks! We shall see.

In the meantime, I have a huge ass case of Boost VHC to consume before the week is over. Jaden and I let the followers vote on what they wanted us to spend money on, and before you know it 24 bottles of this high calorie drink are being expedited to each of us. The challenge is to consume the entire case in only seven days. That's 3 to 4 bottles a day, which is 1,590 to 2,120 additional calories per day on top of everything else we’re eating. Hell, a couple of these a day is all a normal person needs to survive!

At first, I thought this would be easy since I spent last week chugging down gainer shake concoctions. Boost is different, though. It goes down easier but is filling and hard to digest. I know this is coming from the guy who was drinking a gallon of milk a day two weeks ago, but all the oil in Boost is something else. Anyway, I devised a plan that’s made things easier.

Simply put, I chug a boost after my three major meals of the day. I say “major” because obviously I’m eating way more than that. But I go all out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then I let the boost slide down my throat and fill up all the cracks in my stomach with 530 extra calories to fatten me up even further.

I’ve missed a few meals though and have 15 more bottles to kill in three days, but I know it’s possible. I also know that it’s already working. If last week I gained four pounds I think I’m well on my way to meet or surpass that. I can feel my body growing day by day.

My stomach is at an all time high in terms of squishiness. I feel it with every movement now. It bounces when I walk, it jiggles when I drive, and it’s starting to get in the way when I reach for things. I can barely keep my hands off of it. I’m constantly squeezing and pinching my own chub throughout the day, examining every new inch. In so many ways I’m constantly made aware of the presence of my developing stomach fat. Whether it’s so full that it aches, or I’m waking up to hunger pangs, or it’s slipping out of my shirt when I stretch, or getting in the way when I bend over, the gooey center of my body is always at the center of my mind and libido.

Even my ass has porked up. The other day it knocked over items in the kitchen on two occasions! I suppose that because it is not in my immediate line of sight I haven’t noticed just how plump it is becoming. It seems as though my body seeks more places to store all the fat I’m accumulating. I can grab a luscious wad of soft booty that spills out of my hand now. Even when I’m sitting down it feels relatively full and cushioned, spreading out beneath me. If mine feels this plush then I can only imagine what Jaden’s feels like. Maybe the next ten pounds will land on my ass and get me that much closer.

Day after day It’s crazy how mesmerized I am by my own bulging body. I’m constantly horny now, to such an extent that I’m jerking off multiple times a day. Every time I’m reminded of how fat I’m becoming, which is near constantly, I get an erection. Plus, I get to watch Jaden succumb to the same fantastic fattening urges. If only we were in the same room. The things we would do to one another… The degree to which we would expand… It would be dangerous.