'Unintentional Eye Candy' (Jane/Ruby Version)

[Alternate Text: An image of a lifeguard stand that overlooks the ocean. It has a vibrant red umbrella to provide some shade that matches the red material of the chair, a perfect perch to watch those in the water. ‘Unintentional Eye Candy' acts as the title in a breezy white font.]

[Sidenote: R’s scarring from the spriggan in Book One will be addressed in the series. I’m simply ignoring it for these writings given their overall lighter tones. 😎 ]

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"Oh, they want a show?" Ruby asks with apparent mockery. "We will give them one."

The chain link fence produces a soft metallic twang when she unhooks her fingers from it, no longer hanging on to peer over the tall shrubbery. Your commitment to stealth is far less than hers; you simply observed Jane through the slats of the entry gate. The issue is the two of you aren't the only ones watching…

"Will you keep these"—Ruby slips off her designer sunglasses, sliding them into place atop your head with care—"safe for me?"

Her fingers adjust the accessory to ensure it won't fall before they skim across your left cheek. The action would be tender, if not for the possessive edge to the touch that lingers near your jaw, guiding you to look directly at her rather than to continue peeping on Jane by exerting a whisper of pressure. It was closer to a gentle steering. Sunny daylight is one reason why Ruby's eyes are slightly narrowed against the bright rays, while the other is because she must have been glaring behind the dark lenses.

"Sure, but I—"

Your concerns about this 'show' are put on hold when she kisses you soundly, a thank you.

"Will you also be my accomplice?"

She murmurs her next request after pulling away a few scant inches while still resting her fingers beneath the natural curve of your jaw. It adds a level of seriousness—of secrecy—that's contrasted by her devilishly playful smirk that promises nothing but trouble. You're not nearly as immune to it as Jane is. "Of course," you distractedly agree to whatever her grand idea is, possibly doing so a little too easily. "I'll help."

"I will make it up to you after I wash off the communal water, possibly before, if you like?"

Insinuation is threaded through her words, but her smirk softens around the edges. Ruby is so close that you can smell the sweet shea butter in the ultra-protective sunscreen she slathered on the both of you before daring to venture out in the middle of the afternoon. You naturally raise a hand to take her shirt, unable to look away as she slowly tugs it off. She is clad in a sleek two piece swimsuit that seems almost leather-like thanks to its form-fitting neoprene material.

Ruby carefully folds her shirt, which gives you ample time to notice how the expensive sunscreen has added a slight sheen to her fair skin. More skin is revealed as the white fabric becomes a compact square, tempting your eyes to follow the tasteful yet tempting neckline that is now on display. It hugs her form well, still a 'V', but one whose curves eventually terminate; the toned planes of her stomach act as unsaid guiding lines for your sight. This style of swimwear isn’t a departure from what she wears in private for you and Jane, although you believe she considered the public when selecting something so striking, a statement piece. You manage to glance higher as the silence draws on just in time to see her knowingly smile.

You were caught looking, not that she minds.

"Divert Jane's attention for me, and I will eventually get her off of that stupid stand."

"But how?" you ask. "She's on watch duty."

"I can be very persuasive," Ruby boasts.

She unlatches the gate, propping it open for you to follow her before she takes the lead to set this 'show' into motion. There's an abrupt change in temperature between the minimally shaded area you were squatting in and the slabs of concrete that surround the pool. Heat wafts from the pavers, making the large pool in the center appear all the more inviting, so one should either seek refuge in its watery depths or stick to the shady umbrellas along its edges.

Ruby spares you one last conspiring glance before she enters the pool by diving in with impeccable form. She may be showing off. You watch as she cuts through the water, focusing on her ebony swimsuit as she remains submerged to chart an underwater lap that won't disturb the kids playing in the shallow end. Aside from the children, there is a man with a popsicle idly kicking his feet in the water and an elderly woman walking in a lap lane for some exercise. Even so, the community pool is technically packed, it just isn't filled by the typical swimmers, but by sunbathers who might be gawking at the temporary lifeguard.

The lounge chairs closest to the lifeguard's stand are completely filled up, not a single one is empty within the first row you walk past.

Books brought to read by the pool are left forgotten on side tables, while the wine coolers seem further out of place. A few of them don't even look dressed to dip in the water. You continue the stifling trek across the pool area, already feeling the attention of a particular someone who should be watching the water.

There is no question Jane had to have seen Ruby's dive, while your approach is less flashy.

"[Name]?"

Jane calls to you from beneath her umbrella, shifting all of her weight to one side to peer over the arm of the elevated chair. While the red one piece swimsuit is required, you somehow doubt the unbuttoned, short sleeved linen shirt is. Irrationally, you think you hear someone gasp when Jane's motion to get a better view causes the shirt's panels to part, widening further and no longer concealing her chest and the clingy spandex material. It's not her typical practical swimwear.

"What are you doing up there besides guarding life?" you eventually ask to distract her.

"Slowly baking," she replies, although her eyes stray from you to a particular lane of the pool that is getting rigorous use. "Why is Ruby—?"

"Mrs. Bakewell," you preemptively answer her with a hint of exasperation that's directed at one of the town's busybodies. Unfortunately, there is more than one when it comes to Fernweh's rumor grapevine that can be as verdant as its surrounding forests. "Ruby overheard her. We knew you were doing some 'volunteering' this weekend, but apparently so do some of the people at the country club."

"Don't they have their own indoor pool…?"

"It doesn't have a hot lifeguard slash detective."

Jane becomes self-conscious following your compliment. She shuffles closer to the rail of her chair, waffling on putting a foot on the first rung to climb down and properly greet you or to man her post. "Alex originally signed up for this," she reveals. "They're still sick, so I wasn't about to let them sit out in the heat or get hot and cold from going in and out of the water."

"I understand," you reassure her. "Ruby does too. You know how she can get when they say anything out of line about us. It just set her off because—"

"Someone needs help!"

The fact that Tabitha, a nosey police officer whom you've clashed with, shouted that irritates you more than the actual substance of her cry.  Really, she's here too? You turn around to face her before tracking where she is wildly gesturing to see that Ruby seems to be clutching her side to pantomime… a side stitch? A burst appendix? A muscle spasm? It's more believable than you would like to admit, which could be why Jane practically vaults from the lifeguard stand, using the metal rail as a pole and avoiding the rungs before landing.

Sure, Ruby is 'persuasive', but also dramatic.

You don't have a chance to say anything to Jane; she's barreling into the water while you're only a half step behind her to assist.

"Is that the Verner heir? She's here?!"

"Aw, her shirt…"

"Oh my goodness!"

You ignore the snatches of conversation, hardly hearing them over the hurried slaps of your sandals on the concrete. The half-hearted splashing in the deep end has stopped as if Ruby's weak, one-armed attempts to stay afloat were all for nothing. She's now limp, lost to the deep end, whereas Jane is shoving aside gallons of water with each powerful stroke of her arms to cross the large pool. It's difficult for you to see everything from your place on the edge, but Jane resurfaces with Ruby, linking an arm around her before easily paddling over to you. She lifts her up with care, only then hauling herself out far more roughly.

You kneel by Ruby's head, impressed at her commitment to being seemingly unconscious, even when you wick away some of the water from her forehead. It's best if you focus on her face or else your own could give something away. There isn't any real danger, only a ruse.

"Ruby?" Jane states her name far too firmly, not quite her Detective tone. "You couldn't have drowned that quickly. That isn't how it works."

You both wait for some sort of reaction.

. . .

"…Perhaps, you should give me CPR, to be certain…?"

Ruby's voice comes out weakly from how she barely moves her lips, committed to keeping her eyes stubbornly closed while laying there.

You have to bite back a laugh when Jane gives you a long-suffering look, but she does comply with Ruby's request in a way, leaning closer. Unlike Ruby's earlier skimming touch to your cheek, Jane actually solidly grips her chin, tilting her head back in the proper position to administer first aid before kissing her harshly, or at least you suspect so from the way Ruby's eyes instantly fly open. Her startled surprise is evident when she looks at you briefly before accepting the out of character kiss, melting rather than pretending to be out of it.

This time you're certain of hearing at least one gasp along with a ripple of murmurs from the small crowd a distance away. You just allow a proud smile to curl your lips. This isn't a show for them, although they are welcome to watch, if not want. It will always be the three of you.

Jane pulls back after a moment despite Ruby's touch asking her to linger longer.

"If you ever do that again—"

"You will drown me yourself?" Ruby interjects.

"—you'll be the one reviving me, understand?"

Ruby has the decency to nod along with that statement, subdued for once by Jane's seriousness. She shuffles to her elbows, tipping her head back to catch your eye to offer a quick wink. "I understand, so does my accomplice," she retorts. "But more importantly, so do they."

You follow Ruby's line of sight to the crowd that's naturally caved in beneath the weight of feeling like an awkward fourth wheel. Your trio is huddled together, sharing a moment by the pool while they're just simply there. No one dares to gawk, not when the Verner heir is staring back with a smugness that's begging to be questioned so she can pounce. The attention doesn't seem to faze Jane, just like how she sat at the tower, vigilant yet remote from all that was going on until you both arrived here. It could almost make you feel bad for the futility of the gawkers; she doesn't care enough to spare a first look, so a second one is also out.

The community pool suddenly feels a lot less communal.

"We can pick up dinner after your lifeguard shift," you offer. "The pool closes soon, right?"

"A few hours, but you're going to stay?"

"As if we would go anywhere else," Ruby replies, hauling herself into a sitting position and then taking your offered hand to get up. She doesn't let go. "May I climb the lifeguard tower?"

"No."

"Can [Surname] climb it?"

Jane hesitates before shaking her head in the negative, which earns a soft scoff from Ruby.

"You hesitated, Ms. Lifeguard."

"You pretended to drown."

"After closing time, maybe Jane will let you climb it," you intercede. "If you swim normally."

"Maybe…"

Jane glancing away to inspect the water after Ruby's smile brightens only assures you that she will be allowed to scale the perch.