Discount Code for NEW MERCH

Mes Chers Œufs,

After months of Work by myself and voluptuous chanteuse Venetia Sprinkles, we are finally ready to unveil some new merchandise - the store can be found here: https://jazz-emu.myshopify.com/collections/all

I’m here to provide you with a pre-order discount code of 20% (use the code LAUNCH20 at checkout), to say thank you for sticking with me through the thick and the thin and the texturally indeterminate. This code will be live for ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, so get your pre-orders in now.

I hope you enjoy these beautiful and elegant designs, enmeshed in finely-woven fabrics. A signed Hoergüpjelly poster for Sir? Or perhaps Madam would be interested in a case of FDA-approved* Grunky Skripples for her daily delectation? I’ll be hand-shipping these products myself, so you know that much love and care has gone into this process. I’m forever grateful for your support, and for the chance to make a full-time enterprise out of Jazz Emu Incorporated. Onwards we chunk.

*Francois Duncan-Ashman - the owner of the printing service we have employed.   Don’t forget more live shows coming up! Another run at Soho Theatre in April; the full band show at the Pleasure Garden in June (March show is already sold out, we are so blessed); and some fun announcements about Edinburgh Festival this year sliding into place soon.    Beyond that, Works continue on various Engaging and Enhumoring projects:  - fine-tuning some new live material on the path to a brand new show - new collaborations with some extremely performers very dear to my heart - two new audio-videographical bangers with colleague Hunter - and not forgetting Jazz Emu’s Homer’s Odyssey, which is undoubtedly the most brain-consuming project I’ve taken on. It’s stretching me to my musical, lyrical and narrative limits, which is surely a good thing! That said, progress is frustrating slow, fitting around other Works and Deeds. I hope to have all the songs drafted and demoed by the summer, and I’ll be sharing demo snippets with my Patrons, when they’re ready.   JE Loves U xx