"So... this is a real, ahem, article of clothing from an ancient insane asylum, then?" "Eyup, a genuine antiquity, ma'am. Was in use in the famous St Marley Asylum a couple of centuries ago." "It's in really good condition for something this old!" "Eyup, those were built to last, ma'am." "It almost looks like it could still be used..." "You wanna try it on before you buy it, ma'am?" "P-pardon me?!" "Changing booth is right behind that curtain, ma'am." ".......I'll be right back." 'Captivating Curios, Antiquities from the Dark Side of Werekind History' A discreet store for the... eccentric collector of distinction. If you have suggestions for the name of its cute and amphibious owner, make sure to share them in the comments!