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Rude TAROT of Magic: Ten of Cups

Added 2023-12-04 11:00:04 +0000 UTC

Ah, the ten of cups. The most cups for your buck you can get out of tarot. That's what we in the business call "a great bargain." Perhaps others call it this, too. But we in the business would have no way of knowing. The business is a very insular world, you see. Lots of inbreeding. Many of us are beginning to look like those cave creatures from The Descent. Where was I? Oh yeah, the ten of cups. This card is unique in tarot because it doesn't symbolize anything. But that didn't stop me from shoving Chaste Tools -the polyamorous ship captain- in there to shout about his wives. I'll jam that guy into anything, especially an episode he doesn't really belong in. Anyway, if you couldn't guess, this is Branson. I took writing duties back over from Tim when I found out he was quoting Broadway in these things. Sorry Timbo, but not on my watch. My name's on this.