Rude TAROT of Magic: Page of Cups
Added 2023-07-31 10:00:04 +0000 UTCHere’s some lore: Davo INVENTED holes! That hole he fell in all those episodes ago was actually a callback* to the original hole Davo HIMSELF invented in a freshman seminar called “Innovating Emptiness: Perspectives on Repurposing The Blank As Public Space For Collective Benefit and Solo Satisfaction.” Davo was so fucking inspired and drunk as fuck that he was like “what if the ground did what my MOUTH do when my MOUTH open up for the glugging” and THEN he FUCKING FOLLOWED THROUGH by editing SOBER what he wrote DRUNK and that’s how he got to HOLES! The professor (my mom) was so fucking excited that she started trademarked HOLES and then PUBLICLY PROMISED to NEVER LITIGATE when randos made holes or when holes just happened around. Page of Cups is about INSPIRATION and when you think about it a CUP is also a HOLE just with a bottom you can SEE (unless it’s filled up with the good stuff)! If you treat ANY of this as canon, Branson will DRIVE to your house with A BASEBALL BAT. And that's a Tim Platt Promise!
*A callback is a reference…ON STEROIDS!
