Smoke break
Added 2022-12-31 21:30:46 +0000 UTC
I dunno. I just felt like YB in a bit of a bored/depressed mood.
Way to ring in the new year, huh? XD
Well, YB doesn't celebrate new years anyways.
Maybe you can draw or write a follow up of you trying to cheer him up?
id share a cigarette with peter (im terrified of him)
Marty
2023-08-04 17:12:25 +0000 UTC
Bro I feel like what could cheer him up, especially on new years is the new year kiss
Wussupbro
2023-05-04 07:17:47 +0000 UTC
Are the hearts on his arms canon? Are they tattoos or did he carve those? o_o
A -
2023-03-06 18:04:14 +0000 UTC
Oh i have some ideas 😏
Peaches🍑
2023-02-22 14:14:53 +0000 UTC
I’ll crawl in his lap and give him kisses.
Kevin The FemBoi
2023-01-23 03:13:33 +0000 UTC
I found u ! I know you on twitter <3 (have a nice day)
Angela
2023-01-12 10:45:47 +0000 UTC
Happy B-DAY PETER!!!!!! 🎂🎂
Kayla
2023-01-03 22:20:20 +0000 UTC
happy birthday peter my beloved!!!
violetvendetta
2023-01-03 21:38:13 +0000 UTC
props for you for making one comment to one fanfic XD love it <3
Natijx
2023-01-03 20:24:45 +0000 UTC
Happy Brithday Peter i Love You~<3
Misaka-Chan
2023-01-03 17:19:49 +0000 UTC
Hey do you have a mobile version, just asking
haley mcelmurray
2023-01-03 16:42:11 +0000 UTC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER *INSERT MORNING MUSIC THAT KING DAVID SANG* desde Venezuela
Wilmary pineda
2023-01-03 12:20:25 +0000 UTC
Bro omg This was so freaking good :O <3 :D
MereCake
2023-01-03 01:37:27 +0000 UTC
Lol I couldn't resist and thank you.
Nonentity
2023-01-02 22:19:10 +0000 UTC
Bro writing an entire book in Patreon comments (it was amazing)
PanConCereza
2023-01-02 06:44:06 +0000 UTC
NOT YOU WRITING A WHOLE FAN FIC LOLLL ((this was to good))
Kitty_killr
2023-01-02 04:46:56 +0000 UTC
This is becoming my background
Nook Miles
2023-01-02 03:44:43 +0000 UTC
Follow-Up: Y/N glanced pensively at Peter's unusual forlorn look. He seemed... Sad? But why? In all the time Y/N has known Peter he was either positively bashful and awkward adorkable guy or a confident and mischievous perv. Rarely has Y/N ever seen him truly sad. Mad? Annoyed? Irritated? Disgruntled?? Disappointed??? Sure, but never truly 'sad-sad'... Even moreso, around Y/N... As egotistical as it sounds, Peter always seemed to light up emmensely whenever Y/N was in his line of sight. So, to see him so... Depressed was a little more than disheartening to say the least. As Y/N watched Peter for a few seconds longer- feeling their heart weigh bit by bit at his slow movements and downturned expression- while smoking, Y/N hummed thoughtfully... Rubbing their chin and nibbling on their lip as a few ideas of sorts came to mind. Quietly vacating the room Y/N quickly got to work stripping down in "their" room with a slight blush.
Swallowing their pride Y/N grabed the paint brush and some paint, quickly getting to work with some untapped speed and precision. Y/N painted a cute (if not a little amusing) "Happy New Year!!" across the front of their body. With an excited yet nervous chuckle Y/N struggled to -at the very least- paint some of their back side and legs with firework like designs. It wasn't perfect but Y/N was sure Peter would appreciate the effort anyways.
Taking some hidden New Years sweets from their room, Y/N tied the sweet treats with a string around their waist then placed an oversized New Years hat on their head, funny 2023 glasses, a party horn blower in their mouth and last but not least a fairly sized confetti cannon in their hand. Y/N sneaked back to where Peter was, their eyes crinkled up in mirth as a wide smirk stretched across their blushing face all the while they barely held their equal amounts of amusement and nervousness energy in. Finally, Y/N was right behind Peter and with all their bravery blew the blow horn and set the confetti canon off right beside his pretty bald head, startling him enough to drop his cigarette and jump up.
"Surpise! Happy New Year!!!"
Y/N released all the air they were holding with that excited shout and the mirth filled laughter that followed afterwards. Peter stared wide eyed and blushing. Completely caught off guard in more ways than one. Y/N still laughing, climbed over the couch and posed over it a bit awkwardly but 100% adorably.
"Sooo... It's the start of a New Year Peter... I know it can seem... Pointless and a little sad but... I hope this cheers you up a bit... And maaaybe... I can give you something to look forward to?"
Y/N blush deepened at his wide-eyed unblinking stare and open mouth which seemed to be slowly filling with drool. Y/N shifted awkwardly waiting for a response.
"Umm... Well, my uh... New Years resolution is to take chances and try new things..." Y/N fidgeting increased.
"Do you um, have one Peter?"
Y/N shifted their legs over the couch still holding their cat-like "draping" pose. Peter's eyes seemed to simultaneously shine with amusement while darkening considerably as he stepped eagerly forward; his tongue peeking out of his sharp-tooth smirk and his hands gripping his shirt tightly.
Licking his lips he finally replied,
"I do now... Darling. As a matter of fact, I know exactly what my New Years resolution is going to be..." Y/N tensed expectedly while blinking cluselessly back at Peter not quite sure what he meant.
"Well... What is it?" Y/N titled their head cutesy, their fingers twitching nervously as their stomach flipped and flopped.
Peter responded this time with a dark chuckle that shook his shoulders.
"Oh, darling... You're about to find out."
*SpongeBob Time-Skip Guy Voice: Many Hours Later*
Peter laid back with a shit-eating smile on his flushed face, Y/N completely KO-ed next to him. Peter looked down at his one and only and softly kissed the top of their head.
"Thank you Darling, you really gave me something to look forward to this year."
With a melancholic smile full of joy he continued while playing with their hair,
"And this just proves how much we are meant to be... I'll be yours forever... And you'll be mine... Nothing can tear the red-string of fate that connects us... Not time or even reality. You're my destiny... And I'm yours..."
Peter closed his eyed happily and buried himself in Y/N side, meshing their bodies as humanely close as possible together.
So, despite not really caring much for New Years he had to admit, with Y/N by his side it gave him quite the incentive to celebrate- at this point just about anything. He wondered briefly how many more holidays they could have some more "fun" celebrating together this year... He'd be sure to find as many as possible. Peter really did have oh-so much to look forward to... And Y/N too... Whether they knew it and liked it ... Or not.
Nonentity
2023-01-02 00:09:43 +0000 UTC
Hehehe I know what’ll cheer him up 🤤🥵😏😏
Kam
2023-01-01 22:48:23 +0000 UTC
Lmao I’m wheezing 😭🤣🤣
Kam
2023-01-01 22:46:46 +0000 UTC
"Who cares about New Year's Peter it doesn't really mean anything to me either but I guess I can say it's another year with you that's something to be grateful for" ❤️
"And please put out that cigarette your shortening our years"
skylar chlobean
2023-01-01 15:34:43 +0000 UTC
I'll drag you out and we shall watch fireworks.
Sakke
2023-01-01 13:12:53 +0000 UTC
We all know how to cheer him up
Kanashimi____
2023-01-01 12:45:33 +0000 UTC
I get it, New Years is quite overwhelming and intimidating =_=
Marigold Bells
2023-01-01 10:34:11 +0000 UTC
Ill just show him my tits
Lullaby
2023-01-01 09:11:37 +0000 UTC
I feel him. I get depressed around New Years even Christmas Season to the point I don't even wanna celebrate. If he wants we can spend the night together watching some of our favorite movies, maybe even have a little kinky fun all night~
Tulip
2023-01-01 05:24:13 +0000 UTC
I don't celebrate New Years either. As a way to cheer him up, I'd sit next to him, take his arm and wrap it around me, give him a kiss on the lips, tell him I love him, lay my head against his chest, and play us a movie.
Michelle Kindt
2023-01-01 01:57:27 +0000 UTC
We can cuddle and watch movies, my love!
Maxine
2023-01-01 01:12:16 +0000 UTC
He looking smoking hot tho. 👀
Eve416
2023-01-01 00:52:12 +0000 UTC
Wanna nuzzle up next to him and not even speak, just curl into him to let him know he's loved <3
Zephra85
2023-01-01 00:36:39 +0000 UTC
I just want to snuggle with him. The smell of tobacco is nostalgic for me, and we don’t have to do anythig special.
Kevin The FemBoi
2023-01-01 00:27:28 +0000 UTC
Throws blanket on him. Ayo!!! amoeba!! Nom nom nom it’s gonna get you dude. You can’t run from the amoeba
Anna Elise
2022-12-31 23:58:54 +0000 UTC
Where I live, it's already 2023. He's bored now because the fireworks are already over. It was funny. Even if half the time you were only busy shouting "Please Peter, don't aim at the neighbors!" :T ... good times :D
SabiBittner
2022-12-31 23:33:36 +0000 UTC
Y/N: (sends YB a text) hey, you doing anything for New years?
YB: ....not really...
Y/N: .want me to order a Pizza and come on over? We can watch that Movie you wanted us to watch?
(Suddenly there's a knock at YB's door...they answer, and YB is there with Dinner, Wine and Roses)
Y/N: ...HOW-?
YB: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Thank God for Lazy TImeskip-jumpcuts
Flare Friday
2022-12-31 23:23:18 +0000 UTC
She walks up to him. A-Are... you okay? I know.. this time of year.. can be hard... Honestly... I'm not a fan.. of new years ether. But we could... spend it together. Just you & me.. Doing s-something you might want to do. To help lift your mood! 💜
Yin
2022-12-31 23:13:49 +0000 UTC
I'm not very good at encouraging others but I hope my words work : "What happened honey? Is everything ok? I'm here to listen to you and cheer you up, if you want I can sit next to you, maybe you can lay your head on my chest and maybe we can just hang out sweetie, I'm here for you <3
BunnyDummie
2022-12-31 23:04:23 +0000 UTC
YB and I are spending NYE the same way then. I’m planning to watch horror movies so I’d definitely let him join me
ArsenicTherapy
2022-12-31 22:35:52 +0000 UTC
I'd sneak behind the couch and give him a hug from behind. Then ask if he'd want to go to an ice skating rink if they're still open or go to a restaurant for a date
Karma
2022-12-31 22:22:27 +0000 UTC
*Y/N is behind Peter and lowers their top half to hug him from behind*
Y/N: “It’s okay Peter. I’m here.”
*Peter blushes and places his hand on Y/N’s arm*
Y/N: “You know…. There is one new year’s tradition we can celebrate which I think you will like.”
Peter turns, looking at you quizzically as it hits midnight. Y/N tugs Peter close and kisses them.
Peter smiles and turns around to hug them back. “Thanks…. But also I could do that without that new years tradition.” He says now smirking.
———-
I tried.
Nori
2022-12-31 22:10:11 +0000 UTC
Also true
GigiK
2022-12-31 22:05:34 +0000 UTC
Hey, both a smoke and new years go well with a small drink, and I got a wide variety of liquors to choose from! Plum, Apple, Almond or Caramel, he can chose :3
GigiK
2022-12-31 22:04:53 +0000 UTC
My pure existence would probably make him happy lmaoo
Alexander Munoz
2022-12-31 22:03:21 +0000 UTC
Y/N: "Peter! Can you come to the kitchen?! I did something again!
*Peter sighs and gets up.*
Peter: "What did you do-...What is this?"
*Peter stops in the doorway looking into the kitchen*
Y/N: *grinning* I made us dinner! Happy new years, love!
*Y/N gestures to the table with your arms, full of your's and Peter's favorite food*
Your heart skips a beat seeing a smirk on his face.
Peter: "Then can I have dessert first?"
______
And That's I all got. I'm a cooking type of person, so I would cook something to eat to cheer him up.😁
Grimtales _134
2022-12-31 22:00:59 +0000 UTC
his birthday is in january, but its not on new years eve
the name is haru
2022-12-31 22:00:07 +0000 UTC
It's okay YB, I don't reeally celebrate it anymore either. Maybe it'd be better to just stay in together? I'm sure we can find other reasons to stay up all night that don't involve counting down the new year 😊
SamboStar
2022-12-31 21:50:51 +0000 UTC
I'd try to cheer him up by having a cozy night in. Give him his fav snacks, put on his favorite movie/tv show, and snuggle up to him under a fuzzy blanket 😊.
Christina Smith
2022-12-31 21:50:27 +0000 UTC
im not good at words, get depressed seeing loved ones depressed, and am super shy so i would more than likely just creep over and quietly give a soft,long, hug or lean on his shoulder
Mar
2022-12-31 21:47:01 +0000 UTC
Also I feel him. This legit me rn. I am NOT ready for new years. I caught the flu for Christmas. And my throat feels battery acid was poured down it. ..ngl tho he looks kinda hot depressed..
Lmaaoo SLICK-kitty a.k.a PussyCat
2022-12-31 21:45:53 +0000 UTC
Peter 😭💕
Insane Danger
2022-12-31 21:41:42 +0000 UTC
Attention!: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you maybe entitled to financial compensation. Call 1-800-HELP. *Snatches cig*.
Lmaaoo SLICK-kitty a.k.a PussyCat
2022-12-31 21:41:33 +0000 UTC
*sighs lovingly* *ties hair back* *gets on knees*
princess
2022-12-31 21:38:23 +0000 UTC
Same, Peter. Same.
LukaTesseract
2022-12-31 21:38:18 +0000 UTC
..by any chance New Year is his birthday?? 🥺 is that why he doesn't celebrate? He and I can celebrate Lunar New Year with me and eat rice cakes 🎂
Kiki Blau
2022-12-31 21:36:54 +0000 UTC
Get another Christmas present and some hot chocolate with marshmallows to cheer up his mood with some fluffy blankets followed by a movie at home :3
Sparky111000
2022-12-31 21:36:34 +0000 UTC
I would just say " cheer up at least you have both your balls and maybe no herpes we might need to check I have a bump on my lip"🤣
ThatGurly_Bri
2022-12-31 21:36:27 +0000 UTC
Gaming session, baking session, or maybe for my fellow wiccan brothers and sisters--->a little ritual spell session to invite in the new year.
DarkMaoMao
2022-12-31 21:36:14 +0000 UTC
Sending hugs!~
Have a good new years 🌹
Macanon Snow
2022-12-31 21:35:28 +0000 UTC
Easy, just say new years is another excuse for kisses and give him a good french 😘
Jessica Degen
2022-12-31 21:34:41 +0000 UTC
I'd grab him by that tie and smooch him real good
Marissa Trudel
2022-12-31 21:32:38 +0000 UTC
Looking good Peter 😄😍
Julie Poulsen
2022-12-31 21:32:37 +0000 UTC
My birthday is the new years and it’s pretty depressing ngl
TaiTai
2022-12-31 21:32:15 +0000 UTC
I wanna cheer him up so baaaaaad
violetvendetta
2022-12-31 21:32:05 +0000 UTC
AHHHH 😫 im so ready for more game content!! ❤️
rey
2022-12-31 21:31:41 +0000 UTC